The Cine-Scoots Movie Show

Back in 2014, someone sat down and had the thought, "What if Chuck E. Cheese had more child murders?!" And today the boys are here to talk about Five Nights At Freddy's.

Well, the boys are back with more counter programming. So what if we are not the target audience, they still got our hard earned money! Good for Taylor.

Oi, mate, ya lookin to spend some time in the land doan Unda?! Yeah didn't think so. But the boys are back with a cult classic from the good old Obama years! The boys review Joel Anderson's one and only film, Lake Mungo, and they try to NOT mention Hereditary! How long will it be until they fail at thay? Ce find out!

I'm not gonna lie, today's episode is mainly the boys gushing over Mike Flanagan's latest Netflix series. Join Thano and Javier as they dive deep into the entirety of the series to. Discuss characters, the stories adapted, and a ranking of the Flanaverse

We are back for our first official spooky movie of Spooktober! What happens when you take aliens, home Invation, and bold endings? A surprisingly good movie straight to streaming! Join the boys as they discuss Hulu's No One Will Save You!

In one of our most philosophical discussions, the boys discuss what it means to be human and what it takes to have an original movie! Join us as we talk about The Creator!

It's time for Thano and Javier to go back to high school in today's movie, Bottoms. Join our Bois as they make sense of the nonsensical Gen Z humor and laugh at one of the funniest movie of the year. Thank you for listening, remember to like and share with your friends!

Man, the boys can't attend a simple Seance without stumbling on a murder. Now they will have to figure out whodunit along with the silliest mustache in Hollywood. Join Javier and Thano as they discuss the newest Hercule Poirot adaptation.! Thanks for watching, don't forget to like and share!

It's time for Thano and Javier to sit back and watch the (MAYBE) beginning of a new cinematic universe. Will the new DCU start off with a good ol' Mexican romp, or will WB's absolutely garbage management of old cause more pain? Join the boys as they discuss Blue Beetle!

Well.... The boys have hit episode 50... The boys discuss Dracula on a Boat! Will the big #50 be a banger or will it have no teeth? Join us and find out!

The boys go deep into the Trench to find something to like about Meg 2. Surprisingly, they manage to find some fun in this underwhelming sequel. Will the Bois be able to save Fun Island? Join us to find out! Remember to share us with your movie friends!

The boys had a busy summer but they finally got around to discuss the biggest event in recent history. Join the boys as they discuss Barbie and Oppenheimer!

What happens when you take dumb teens, social media, and a spooky embalmed satanist/witch/medium hand? One of the best horror movies in a long time! Join the Bois as they discuss Talk To Me, the most impressive directorial debut since Ari Aster! Will the bois let these spooks in? Join us and find out!

WE'RE BACK BABYDOLL! Its been over a month since we recorded and like 3 weeks since our last episode but we haven't forgotten our millions of fans! Join us as we sing the praises of Scientology (But mostly just Tom Cruise), and discuss Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning part 1.

Happy belated Junteenth, everybody! Join Thano and Javier as they sink their teeth into the latest horror comedy of 2023. We are totally the target audience of this movie.

It's the reboot of the DCUE that we were kinda, sorta, maybe, promised but also like, not really. The boys break down the messy but still pretty good CGI disaster that is The Flash.

We've come a long way since the Playstation 1 graphic quality of the original Beast Wars. The boys completely simp for capitalism's corruption of art and get way too excited to review the latest installment in the Transformers saga!

Flip the lights on, get your hockey sticks, and grab the Christmas lights. It is time for Thano and Javier to go beat up a spooky monster. Join the boys as they discuss the newest Stephen King adaptation, The Boogeyman. Remember to like, share, and subscribe!

Lets do things differently this time. Javier and Thano take a dive into the Spider-Verse to discuss Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse. Will they be able to keep the the canon intact or will they cause the multiverse to collapse? You in?

It is time to hit the NOS, shift some gears, drink Coronas, and embrace your family, the boys are here to talk Fast X!

It is the end of the line for the Guardians, and Javier and Thano are here to break it down for you. Was James Gunn able to stick the landing on the latest MCU entry? Join us and find out!

Kunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos Kanda amantos Kanda! The boys done did it! They said the words and summoned a brand new Evil Dead movie! Join the Javier and Thano as they dive into the nasty madness that is Evil Dead Rise!

The boys have special guests to discuss the new Dungeons And Dragons movie! Will our newly formed party survive this adventure or are they destined to suffer the gate of the 2000's Jeremy Irons movie? Join us to find out!

The boys are here to discuss what is probably the best movie of 2023. How can Javier and Thano make such bold claims?! Tune in to their discussion on John Wick Chapter 4 to find out!

Join the Boys as they return to the world of the crumbling DCEU. Will Shazam keep them entertained while keeping the DC machine afloat? Come find out!