Episodes

Hoople Scoople 11.06.2026 49:51

This is Madeline and Pax's last episode before their much needed summer break! Have a great summer and they will be back in the fall!! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Source: Merlin Bird...

Where's Poppy?! 28.05.2026 54:30

Madeline and Pax talk about all sorts of critters in this weeks episode! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Source: Merlin Bird ID App

100 Duck Shaped Horses 14.05.2026 45:34

Pax and Madeline go on a wild adventure through space and time!!!!! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Source: Merlin Bird ID App

Gobsmacked, Flabbergasted and Bamboozled! 30.04.2026 40:56

This week, Madeline has a cold and Pax discusses MIssouri's state bird! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Source: Merlin Bird ID App

How Bout Them Astronauts 16.04.2026 48:45

Madeline and Pax discuss current shows they're watching and give some stellar advice this week! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

Fat Finger F*ck 02.04.2026 45:50

Pax and Madeline discuss survivor (spoilers for current season!), wedding trends, and BOOBIES. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Source: Merlin Bird ID App

No Pockets for You 05.03.2026 33:05

Madeline and Pax are back this week! They talk about weird dance cults, TRAITOR SPOILERS, and have lots of laughs along the way. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: https://www.brit...

Crappy Car Karma 05.02.2026 58:39

Madeline and Pax discuss crazy STL drivers and emporer penguins. (Sorry for the audio quality this time) If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app

I Wanted to Name Him Paco 22.01.2026 50:43

Pax and Madeline talk about their 6th senses, give great advice, and the loose monkeys running amok in St. Louis! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird I...

You Can't Get One Over On Me 08.01.2026 57:54

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This week, Madeline and Pax discuss their holiday, Pax's trip to Hawaii, and wonder why strangers yearn for their attention. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allab...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 25.12.2025 19:53

It has been one year since Pax and Madeline started podcasting! Thank you for all your support and have a wonderful holiday season! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds....

Christmas Coffee Enemas 11.12.2025 55:44

Madeline and Pax this week give great Christmas advice, learn about the Arch, and bitch about the weather. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

No TMI 27.11.2025 35:07

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app

My Perfume is Vomit 13.11.2025 39:59

Pax and Madeline discuss new movies, toxic traits and pigeons this week! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app

The Kid Who Sees Dead People 30.10.2025 41:37

Madeline and Pax get back to business this week! Pax is learning about motherhood, while Madeline is warming up her voice for chirp chat. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only. Sources: allabout...

This Isn't a Math Pod 16.10.2025 58:56

Pax is still on maternity leave this week. This episode is from the vault of 2024! Madeline talks about her job search and Pax is always there to share her beautiful resume. Enjoy! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for ent...

Do You Think I'm Beyonce?!?! 02.10.2025 51:51

Madeline and Pax are taking a break this week! Pax needs time off because she just had her beautiful baby boy!!! Please enjoy a never heard before episode recorded in 2024! If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainmen...

Spooky Mom! 18.09.2025 54:30

Pax and Madeline are super exited for Pax to be not pregnant soon! Listen to hear the details... If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

Is Poop Flammable? 04.09.2025 45:31

Madeline and Pax dive into advertising, poeple who really give us the ick, and some non-red flags. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

Freak Flag Fly 21.08.2025 1:01:30

This week, Pax and Madeline give an update on Annabelle, discuss some TikTok drama, and give some great advice. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

We Are So Old 07.08.2025 53:01

Madeline and Pax dive into labubus, give some stellar advice to a wonderful listener, and bitch about semantics. If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment purposes only.

Rat-a-tat-tat 24.07.2025 1:09:26

Pax and Madeline discuss fun concerts/games they've seen recently, bitch about stupid people walking slow, and have a special announcement! (You don't want to miss this one) If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainme...

It Really Gibs My Gab 10.07.2025 52:37

Madeline and Pax discuss the Diddy trial, give advice to a long time listener, and bitch about these damn fireworks making a ruckus! Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for ente...

We're Not Your Dancing Monkeys 26.06.2025 50:21

Pax and Madeline discuss the new movie '28 Years Later' ( SPOILERS!!!), relatable TV shows and proper plane etiquette. Sources: allaboutbirds.org; Merlin Bird ID app If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution. Everything we say is for entertainment pur...

Tell 'Em John Sent Ya 12.06.2025 58:38

Madeline and Pax delve into summer concerts, their luteal phases, and discussing serious topics, such as smiling at dogs. Our bird of the week is the osprey (CAW!!!) Sources: allaboutbirds.org, Merlin Bird ID If you've got a problem and need our advice, please DM us on insta @thechubbettes or email us at thechubbettespod@gmail.com While you are free to use our advice, we recommend using caution....