The Chrissie Swan Show

It's almost like this week started on Monday, and ended on Friday. But enough about time. We had so many sweet guests, so many 'Laughs Out Loud' (there's gotta be a better way to say that), and so many fun times we literally can't even. 
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Sam is not having Chrissie’s attitude when it comes to Bachelor character Vanessa Sunshine; Warwick Capper called to tell us about the time he got stuck in a stairwell; Human Nature showed us a couple of tracks from their new record, and one of them may have been a Con The Fruiterer cover; Tony Martin dropped by, and; we got one last view into the Brown bedroom… 
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Now he's taken himself off in his dreams to that 'comfortable' place that some of the old veterans get to on the AM band... it's weird. 
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Jeff Kennett told us what went wrong in the whole #LibSpill debacle; Broadway legend Mandy Patinkin told us about how he hurt himself on the set of cult classic movie the Princess Bride; we got another insight into the bedroom with the Browns; you called us with your terrible jokes; and we spoke to Sam, one of the people living with a disability featured in Harley Breen’s Taboo. Listen up! 
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It would seem that now Neil Mitchell is sneaking into Browny's dreams... that's weird. 
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We spoke to Broadway legend, the TV star of Homeland, Chicago Hope and Criminal Minds about his time on set with Andre the Giant, Robin Wright and the whole Princess Bride gang, and he told us about the time he actually tried so hard not to burst out laughing at Billy Crystal's improvised joked that he ended up breaking a rib! We also asked Mandy about his upcoming concerts in Melbourne, and what...

Amy Shark compliments Browny and he gets uncomfortable about it; Ryan Shelton has the best hairpiece in the biz; Harley Breen asks ‘what the hell am I doing here’; we played ‘Who the bloocdy hell was that’; Dead Or Alive was perfect; and we got some insight into the Browny family ‘between the sheets’. Have you seen the heartbreaking documentary about Sam Pang’s journey back to the small screen? Wa...

We like to take a look into the boudoir of Jonathan & Kylie Brown from time to time, and over the journey we've discovered that even with Kylie reading her saucy novels, the big fella is distracted... listen to his innermost thoughts. 
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If you've been watching the Block, you've no doubt realised that this year's villain is a lady called Sara, whose move every week is 'we're the best' then 'our idea is brilliant' then 'I can't believe they didn't like our idea' then 'we did that bad idea to trick you' then 'we're being bullied'. Show favourite, Bianca & Carla told us this morning that it's definitely a pressure cooker environment,...

Chrissie kicked serious butt in the Home Viewer Quiz; Jack Riewoldt brought in new Richmond young gun Jack Higgins in; Bianca & Carla from the Block told us about the pressure cooker of ‘guest bedroom’ week; Stephen Curry was obviously jealous of his brother’s rapping skill, and we found out who Sam’s new best friend is. 
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Richard Roxburgh is concerned; Titus O’Reily is stuck in the stairwell; Russell Coight called in; Tony Martin riffed on pilot season; you called to Ask Browny, win prizes and we all had the best time ever. Listen back! 
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Is it just us or was this week awesome? It was just us? We were awesome? Oh thanks! Here's the cheat sheet! 
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These two obviously have a past. And also, who is the witchetygrub? 
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Tony Martin has been so busy making his hit podcast 'Sizzletown' that he hasn't really been across the whole 'Pilot Week' thing. So rather than Google it, he thought he'd take a guess at what it's all about... 
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Troy Kinne came in, and he brought another fun sketch for us to take part in; we caught up with Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins from the Bachelor Australia about almost anything other than the show; Tony Martin brought us some Under Siege 2 tidbits; you called us and told us about your brutal family injuries, and you also call to offer us your tidbits! Did you enjoy Sam Pang in True Story with Hamish...

Well, look. He's been asked all the questions people want, so we thought it'd be clever to ask him all the questions that people DON'T want. He was up for it, too, and we had a great chat. Just not about the Bachelor, really. 
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Browny wanted to know a simple question – which is better, Under Siege 2 or Deano’s impression of Donald Trump? We caught up with Kat Stewart (West of Sunshine, MIFF); Travis Cloke (EJ Whitten Legends Game), and Wayne & Tom (Gogglebox) about their new book! You called with your terrible jokes, and Sam told us about Ethan Sonneborn, the 14 year old who is running for governor. 
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Andy Lee gave us an insight into his pre-guest morning process, and offered us a tidbit about Pizza Hut; we played Dead Or Alive; Sam auditioned for Cameron Daddo again; Timomatic took on the ‘hold your tone challenge’; we played the Home Viewer Quiz, and another classic round of Who The Bloody Hell was That? Listen back! 
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With Chrissie Swan off sick, it was a sausage fest in studio today, but if you close your eyes you can basically see how tightly everything was being run by Deano. We caught up with Jack ‘Kicked 10 Goals’ Riewoldt, who informed Browny that he’s just overtaken the big fella’s goal kicking record; Brooke Satchwell came by and Deano hit her with a very serious question, and; cult survivor Clare Ashma...

Chrissie has accidentally created a new character for our show, thanks to a major douchebag who is on Survivor Australia and has been named ‘Gym Douche’; speaking of Survivor, we caught up with recent evictee Moana Hope, who left the show because she got really sick, but how bad did it actually get? Tony Martin was in; Titus O’Reily came by to lament the closing of the Cheers night club, and Deano...

Deano wants to see your art, people! If you've drawn any fan art related to our little show, we want to see it. If it's good, Deano might even feature it in his new 'Art Corner', and you'll get instant fame and glory. Send us your pics! 
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This week was fast, it was funny, and it was full of laughs! 
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We chat to Barnaby Joyce about his new book ‘Weatherboard & Iron’, asked him all the questions you wanted us to, and also got the low down about the whole ‘Pistol & Boo’ saga; Joel Creasey popped in to tell us about his partnership with Liberty Financial giving sweet sweet cash to Melbourne’s next comedic mind; you called us with your tidbits, and Tony Martin gave us a coach’s spray! Have you foll...

Lano & Woodley came in, and Frank couldn’t stop laughing about the terrible joke that was told on this morning’s Jokes Aren’t Funny; Browny revisited the month of July with Part Two of the Big Red Book; Hawks legend Isaac Smith dropped by to talk rom-coms; and Sam brought us another classic round of ‘Not On This Day’. What a show! 
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What a month July was! So jam packed full of fun stuff, it makes perfect sense that Browny took his meticulously crafted notes and summed up the month in part two of today's Big Red Book segment! 
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