The Chrissie Swan Show

He's the face of the brilliant NBA 2K19 game, and he's absolutely killing it with the 76ers in the NBA. So of course, we mainly asked him about Rice Paper Rolls and AFL... makes sense. 
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We get yet another insight into Browny’s home life; Deano pitched us a new hotline; Adam Liaw offered us a tidbit; Peter Helliar co-hosted, filling in for Sam Pang; Titus O’Reily previewed the weekend of AFL finals; and we travelled in time to kill baby Hitler. Have you seen Deano’s Footy Show? You simply must. 
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So many guests, so many LOLs, a serious moment that actually ended being more LOLworthy than we thought, and Katie Ritchie didn't know who Deano was. 
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Tony Martin was curious about the goings on in the Brown boudoir; Bianca & Carla told us about the goings on of The Block WhatsApp group; Deano launched Deano’s Footy Show to major critical acclaim; and Browny took us further into the genius of Mr T. Want to see Deano’s Footy Show? Click here! 
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Chrissie loves it when she can tell Browny things he doesn't know, and when it comes to classic tracks written by other legends, she's got him beat. Today, rather than go track by track, artist by artist, she wanted to take us on a journey through all the amazing classic pop hits written by Prince! 
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Clare Bowditch sang us out, Whitney-style and the whole studio was jumping; Scott Cam came by to talk The Block, so did Jess & Norm! Jess, a radio chick, even took the ‘hit the post’ challenge; Leila McKinnon called in to show off about her brand new show Inside Crime, which kicks off tonight on 9; and we made a huge change in Jokes Aren’t Funny! 
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Sam brought in a surprise guest, the 3AW legend whose job Browny wants, the one and only Denis Walter; The Block’s Neale Whitaker told us his pick for the win, or at least which apartment he’d want; Lily Allen and Chrissie swapped ‘brutal kid’ stories; Greg Fleet told us about his new book, and Chrissie upped her perfect run on Dead or Alive to four consecutive wins! 
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Browny, as you know, is a master of mimicry, but it took a few goes this morning for our callers to figure out who he was ‘doing’; Tom Gleisner brought us another cracking round of Have You Been Paying Attention: Radio Edition; Bernie Vince told us about when he found out his wife is pregnant; John Safran talked about getting caught up in extremism; and we dissected the Serena Williams US Open deb...

Whenever we bring Tom Gleisner back, he reminds us that he was the very first guest we had on our little show all those years ago, and ever since then, we've been making a pitch to make sure that Have You Been Paying Attention is delivered to the people on the radio, arguably where it belongs! 
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Oh man, we had so much fun this week. Everything went smoothly, we didn't fight, even in between the 'on air' bits when we're usually ignoring each other listening to our headphones or reading the paper. It was weird, and it didn't last, but it was a good week. 
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Tony Martin! Ray Martin! Vince Colosimo! Titus O’Reily! Deano’s Pitch! Ask Browny! Why are we yelling?? We’re excited it’s Friday! 
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The thrilling conclusion of Browny's Big Red Book! 
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What a month! 
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It was a show jam-packed with tidbits today, with Michala Banas, Tony Martin and YOU, dear listeners, calling in! We also asked Allan Raskall what his pick of the showbags are; Browny did a mean Kim K impression; and Browny wrapped up the month with his big red book part two! 
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We talked about nicknames; Lydia Lassila dished the dirt on the castmate that got her booted off Survivor Australia; Jack Riewoldt talked finals; Browny’s Big Red Book came out for the month of September; and you called with your great jokes! 
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Vanessa Sunshine! Wayne Hope! Angela Bishop! Andy Lee! What a show! What a lineup! What a Tuesday. We also played Dead or Alive and wondered how you got paid when cash wasn’t the answer… 
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Chrissie has a new game inspired by George Ezra’s hit Shotgun; Ash Williams almost became an escort; Joel Creasey and Chrissie took Browny’s soul mate quiz; Magda Szubanski revealed which Neighbours character she might be; Dave O’Neil filled in for Browny; and we had the best time ever! Play Money or the Mazda with us! 
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We talk to our very own Bernie Vince about his decision to retire from the AFL. He talked us through his decision and we celebrated his achievements at the Demons and earlier in his career. 
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Deano pitched us an idea today where he would profile staff members, today it was our show turtle, Brendan; Bernie Vince talked us through his decision to retire; Alex Perry told us about how blind he is, and we brought the word ‘scragfights’ back; you called to ‘Ask Browny’ your questions; Titus O’Reily summed up the ‘au pair’ drama in the AFL, and; we celebrated the Fridayness of the day! 
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Tim Minchin was in, and Chrissie and Tony Martin had all kinds of ideas for pun names for Tim’s new tour; we spoke to 2018 Coleman Medal winner Jack Riewoldt; Tony Martin was outraged; Browny did an impression that was breathtaking; you offered us your tidbits, and; Chrissie rounded up all the ‘love children’ we didn’t know about! 
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You called us with the worst surnames you’ve ever heard; Peter Hitchener and Chrissie Swan took each other on in our Melbourne Quiz; Chris Pang and Sam Pang worked out whether they’re related or not; Daniel Andrews called in to tell us about his $50b Rail Link; and Deano interviewed Jane Fonda! Also, what’s better, Borat or Birkenstocks? What a Wednesday! 
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Dead Or Alive got a bit big on itself today; Matt Preston talked us through the album he released; Hayden & Sara revealed the real reason they walked off The Block; Chrissie’s Moomba king Jimmy Giggle dropped by; and we played the Home Viewer Quiz! 
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Browny had a story about a racoon! Bernie Vince came back! Sam Neill was a surprise guest! Bill Shorten explained what the hell is going on in Canberra! Heaps More! 
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Our good friend Dave O’Neil was filling in for Sam today, just ahead of his Pilot Week show DAVE hitting the airwaves on Channel TEN; we spoke to Rove McManus about his Pilot Week show, Saturday Night; Titus O’Reily found out what this whole ‘finals’ thing is, and what it means for him as a Demons supporter; Chrissie’s son Leo ran for PM, and we had the best time ever. 
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Today Deano pitched us a great idea - he'd insert himself into classic TV shows. To give us an idea, he turned up on the set of Neighbours, and they for some reason just let him do whatever he wanted. Listen up. 
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