The Chrissie Swan Show

Chrissie shared a recent story which got her thinking, ‘How has it come to this?’ which Jack is absolutely horrified about. But Chrissie can’t be the only one who’s found themselves in the situation before..turns out Claire has had to use a plastic bag as a toilet and Kylie’s snuck wine in her kid’s water bottle to a school function. Plus, the real John Fox (not...

Chrissie's Vice Principal at school was a strong, 'scary' man named John Fox. A teacher who she admired so much, she named her cat exactly that, John Fox, only ever to be referred to as his full name. We tracked down the real John Fox to one, see if he still remembers Chrissie and two, is it weird a former student named their pet after him? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s cat has a very specific name and it must be pronounced in full, John Fox. Now the name John Fox, we think is unusual for a cat, let alone a pet in general. So, we’ve decided to the get the thoughts of the masses, or rather whether anyone else has got another bonkers pet name for themselves. Plus, do we finally have the name of the next James Bond? Or is it just another rumou...

Reality TV Fave, Cookbook King and Social Media Sunshine, Mr Khanh Ong is in the studio to bring everyone’s attention to little pots of heaven, Sensations Stock Pots! Plus, we find out what it’s like to be an influencer, if he saw an Irwin in real life at the Irwin Gala on the weekend and suss out what’s right or wrong with Khanh Ong in the kitchen. See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

American Influencer James Charles is in Australia at the moment, and after locals gave their recommendations, James headed to Bunnings in QLD to try a snag for himself and found the whole ordeal strange but a 10/10 Aussie experience. Just like James, is there something that our International visitors can’t quite get their heads around? Plus, it’s that time of year where those of us who...

Big Brother is in its final week, with the most recent evictee from the house being Holly. We chat to her about her relationship with Coco, whether or not she got special treatment in the house and what she really thinks about Colin’s farting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz seem to be feeling the fire on their romance rumours with yet another romantic stroll in Rome. Plus, closer to home, Lewis Capaldi has touched down on Aussie soil ahead of his upcoming tour and Chrissie’s got a message for all the fans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack brings us a jar opening hack that Chrissie’s sees right through, so decides it would be best if we ask you for the best home hack you’ve heard or tried and tested and let’s just say…we got more than we bargained for! Chrissie’s mum, Patti is back again with another one for ‘The Name Game’, can you guess who she’s talking about? 00:00 - Peg's go...

Chrissie’s found a video of a woman who went to the supermarket with her human baby and her fur baby in tow and upon arriving home with the shopping and the human baby still aside, she realised she’d forgotten her fur baby! Chrissie admitted she forgot her baby once, while Aaron literally folded up in the pram. Plus, Chrissie’s got a sweeping statement that’s sending someon...

Millie Bobby Brown has dished on the entertainment at her wedding revealing Raye sand a Frank Sinatra song and she and her husband Jake, performed a choreographed dance routine. Plus, Jessie J’s new album is almost here and if it’s anything like her listening party, we’re about to hear a lot more about her relationship with Channing Tatum. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

We were shocked to learn that JLo has been engaged 6 times, which means 6 rings, which also means what the heck has she done with all of those rings?! We debated whether or not the proposer or proposee has the right to the ring and what they should do with it if doesn’t work out and Chrissie & Jack have got debating views on this one. Plus, Chrissie’s going to take us through her r...

A decade after his sister Bindi walked away with the Dancing with the Stars US title, Robert has done it himself and with an injury no less. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

00:00 - Famous couples we forgot about,,, 04:13 - Good Charlotte on air part 1 08:42 - Good Charlotte on air part 2 12:49 - Clickbait - Chrissie's kids stole what?! 15:30 - Chrissie and Jack get psychic readings 21:55 - Thoughts on "Darl"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lovely Dave Thornton joined us in the studio to chat about the Aussie accent, Scottish taxidermists and Dutch lineage! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s been a little quiet lately and now we know why! Childish Gaminbo has revealed that during the middle of his most recent tour, he’s suffered a stroke and is urging us all to remember that we’ve got one life, so live it well. Plus, Kevin Spacey is homeless? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schoolies is starting this week and while we’ve heard of toolies heading to Schoolies, we’ve never heard of Moolies! Moolies are the mums of the school kids who are spending a week celebrating their own triumph of their child finishing school…at the same place as their kids. We’re not sure about it so we need you to explain. Plus, Chrissie’s favourite things are back...

Chrissie and Jack discuss what their weekend plans are and it seems like there’s not much on, but Chrissie says otherwise because her daughter Peg has decided she wants to rearrange her bedroom and Chrissie is beside herself with excitement. But, TODAY is THE day that we call our winner of our Watch & Win with Big Brother and we’re sending someone to the Gold Coast to see a live ev...

That’s right, we’ve got the OG voice of Big Brother, Mike Goldman in the house to give us an insight into what it was like to get the call up again and what his day to day looks like once he said yes. Plus, we test his knowledge on how well he can remember past BB housemates with a game we’re calling ‘Whose voice, Mike?’ (00:00) It's not Big brother without Mike Goldm...

Jack’s parasocial relationship with Jacob Elordi is being tested because a photo of his handwriting has been revealed and it’s just not it, he really should learn to write with his hands or renounce your pen license sir! Plus, Britney’s up to no good yet again and we’re concerned we’re on the verge of another Britney moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

A discussion has erupted after Bruce from Big Brother had a conversation with fellow housemate Coco about where they look when they look at someone and we just had to go around and ask the office what the verdict is and safe to say some of the team shocked us! Plus, we need to know what you absolutely have to take to the grave? Is there a secret that absolutely can’t see the light off day? (...

Patti Newton supposedly has got a new beau because she’s been papped, do we believe it though? Plus, Zach Bryan has announced he’s 2 months sober and we think it could be a good thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has spoken at the UN, but all we can fixate on is how nervous she was. Plus, Elon musk has fired back at Billie Eilish so let’s unpack that shall we? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has made us laugh after she revealing just how nervous she was when speaking at the UN, but we’ve got some suggestions for how she really could have disarmed the audience. Plus, Chrissie knows that when she brings her chaotic stories to the studio, you only need 3 signatures for a psych admission. Luckily for her, she’s got 4 producers in her team at the ready for the story...

Chrissie’s feeling a little under the weather today, but she’s got a fancy little magic sachet from Japan (we’re still not sure on the legalities of said sachet, so hush hush) that’s bringing her to life. Speaking of bringing things to life, Big Brother (specifically the live stream for Jack) is keeping us all entertained but we’ve decided Colin needs to stop the fart...

Cardi B has revealed that her mother is assisting her with her children, but there’s a bad trade off…she’s stealing her cookies and snacks and Chrissie has decided that it’s assault and armed robbery. Plus, we’re unpacking Big Brother and all of Colin’s farts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.