The Chrissie Swan Show

It's nearly 2026, but our 2025 sweeping statements are always something to reflect on. Chrissie thinks this about telehealth appointments, but Jack's got some advice for MCs.  (00:15) Our unpopular opinions! (02:40) Yours are... (07:00) Are you cranky about something? We are!  (10:25) And so are YOU...       See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's one of our fav things to do...talk to YOU, so we're celebrating with free shtuff, because we CAN. Plus, what are you really doing when you WFH? Nothing? We thought so! (00:00) What have you gotten for free because you're 'cute'? (04:35) So what'd you get?  (10:20) We're not fans of this 'WFH business' (13:33) Do you do 'nothing' while you WFH?       See omnystudio.com/list...

A psychic once told us that we WILL find love, so that and the fact that we think we know for sure when someone should leave their partner, we're opening up the advice hotline! (00:00) We know 100% when someone should leave their partner... (03:10) Should you leave your partner? Y/N?  (08:25) Khloe K has confessed she heard something traumatic (10:58) Have you heard your parents?   &nbsp...

Chrissie's done a little bit of celeb spotting...we chat to Pettifleur Berenger, Isla Fisher AND Andy Lee...aren't we lucky!  (00:00) We're celeb spotting... (02:35) Pettifleur Berenger (05:45) Isla Fisher  (15:25) Andy Lee See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're very complimentary of YOU and us...but Chrissie's convinced every compliment might be a backhanded compliment. Plus, Chrissie identifies as what? (00:10) We're very complimentary of each other... (03:25) But have you ever received a backhanded compliment?  (06:03) Do you identify as an animal?  (10:20) Or do you have 'furry' tendencies?      See omnystudio.com/listen...

Can you have a chat with us without saying 'like'? We give it a go! Plus, what would you rate yourself? (00:00) Kourtney can't stop saying 'like' (04:30) Can you have a conversation with us and not say 'like'?  (08:10) Mystic wants us to rate ourselves (09:50) So, what would we rate ourselves? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favourite segment and yours...unload, tell us your unpopular opinion! Chrissie's giving us her stance on the ONLY thing you should be listening to music in your ears with, while Jack's got some thoughts on advertising.  (00:00) Get it off your chest!  (00:40) Chrissie: The only thing you should listen to music with are... (01:50) Jack: I don't think we have enough billboards in Aus!...

She may be our Shortcut Queen, but to 3 beautiful kids, Chrissie's a Mum. So why not chat to some other mums! We're asking, are you an enthusiastic Mum? Plus, Chrissie tells us about that one time she got lip filler... (00:00) Chrissie's been prescribed a jar of 'chill pills' by her kids... (04:15) Are you an enthusiastic Mum?  (09:35) We're talking about Kris Jenner's new look (13:00) Who's...

It's all about The Shortcut Queen today! We're taking a look back at the task Jack gave Chrissie at the beginning of the year, to 'serve a look.' Chrissie's swapping out the activewear and living up to the task! (00:00) Jack gave Chrissie an intention for the year... (01:30) Chrissie's serving a lewk (04:40) Chrissie's eating the last of her discontinued Porridge!  (07:00) What's a fav item t...

We're asking the big questions today...is Slipknot the Greatest Band? or have you followed in Chappel Roan's footsteps and changed your name? Plus, Chrissie walks us through her wearable speaker.  (00:00) Are Slipknot the Greatest Band?  (02:45) Do you agree?  (05:30) Chrissie's wearing what now? (09:45) Let's talk Chappel Roan!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Welcome take a seat, we'll make you a coffee! We look back at the time Chrissie came home to an extremely messy house (particularly, the kitchen) and had to tell them a ridiculous threat to ensure it would never happen again, i.e She's going to a hotel! Plus, do you have to put up with any disgusting hygiene practices from someone you live with? (00:15) Chrissie's given a ridiculous threat to her...

Chrissie's counting down the hours until 7pm tonight, because she's finally getting her Taylor fix with NEW content, a docu series look behind the curtain of her Era's Tour Show on Disney+. Plus, Can Amanda Seyfried really ask Sydney Sweeney if she's had work done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The sad day has come, our last show on air for 2025 is today, so we're going out with a BANG! Been a longtime listener but never called? We've got something for you! Got a story about the best gift you've EVER given? We want to hear it! Plus, find out what Tom actually said to cause Jack's laughing fit, so stick around for that.  00:00 - Chrissie's is ditching Christmas 01:30 - Say G'Day - Ar...

Chrissie's injury that was brewing yesterday has well and truly arrived today, so much so that she's brought in a cane with her. We find out how she got it, whether or not despite the ailment Mystic still has her visions and off the back of Emma Thompson being the darling that she is (and her role as Nanny McPhee), we want to know if you've ever had a Nanny that changed your life.  00:00 - Ch...

After In-n-Out have revealed they’re leaving ’67’ out of their ticketing system, we decided to collate a list of things we’re leaving in 2025. First up on the list is fake celebrity couples posing for PR or a new movie, Megan adds her husband to the list! Plus, it’s the last time this year to get your sweeping statement off your chest!   00:00 - We had Chrissie's...

Chrissie and Jack have decided that next year’s MET Gala has the BEST line up, with Beyonce, Nicole Kidman and Venus Williams joining Anna Wintour as co-chairs of the 2026 MET Gala. Plus, there’s some docos and trailers coming our way, starting tomorrow with Taylor Swift, and next march is Billie Eilish’s turn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donna Hay has a new book, 'Sunshine, Lemons & Sea Salt' for us all to enjoy yet another of her marvellous creations. What started out as Jack admiring the lemons on her new book, turned into a chat about how Chrissie didn't know how to wee outside...Enjoy!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re 3 more shows away from the end of the year for The Chrissie Swan Show and I think today, it’s starting to show, because we’ve got a BIIGGG case of the giggles. With the show coming to an end, we’ve got lots of things to do, so we’ve swapped out the journal for the to do list. Plus, we’re hoping the haters don’t come for us after we made a pretty BIII...

A bout of appendicitis took Sarah out last year right before her carol hosting duties were set to commence, so this year she’s back with a vengeance and in the same dress, we love a savvy queen. Plus, we grill her dance moves after Jack noticed she had her ‘paws up’ last week with one of Gaga’s own dancers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barnaby Joyce has confirmed he’s moving to One Nation following weeks of speculation and we think it’s got something to do with the steak Pauline Hanson cooked for him on the sandwich press. So much so, Jack reckons we should all try it for lunch. Plus, we go through our uber rating and these two couldn’t be more different. 00:00 - It's hectic this week 00:59 - How busy is your w...

Kate Winslet has called out ‘terrifying’ cosmetic procedures, but Chrissie and Jack have differing opinions on this one. Plus, Martha Stewart has revealed her unconventional end-of-life plan…and we have some questions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night during a doom scroll session, Chrissie was convinced that a instagram story she saw had to be AI. Looking through her stories, she noticed fellow colleague and number one fan of the show, Gianluca on a FaceTime with his dad and girlfriend which is nothing out of the ordinary, but then a backflipping Benson Boone appeared. Spoiler, it wasn’t AI so we MUST chat about it. Plus, Kanye...

Good friend of the show, Rob Mills stopped in to tell us about his new upcoming gig, his love of Cricket and his newest hyperfixation, rallying the troops to get a fast train from Melbourne to Sydney organised so he can avoid the airport stress and reduce his door to door time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started out as a chat about how a man got out of paying for his airport parking, turned into a full on pile on on people who are named Corey…the man who wouldn’t pay for his parking, Corey Worthington (Aussie Icon & Party Thrower) and Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner’s shady boyfriend. So, we opened up the phone lines to see whether it’s just us or whether all Corey&rsqu...

The biggest case of the year, The Mushroom Lady, is something both Chrissie and Jack are OBSSESSED with. So when Stan’s doco series, ‘Revealed: Death Cap Murders’ started unpacking the woman behind the story, Chrissie and Jack were all over it. With the next instalments of the series headed our way on Sunday, we chatted to Director, Gil Marsden on what it was like to live in Gipp...