Chris Abraham

The Chris Abraham Show

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tl:dr: Just a 55-year-old cisgender white male mansplaining his own self-importance. But good. Full Summary: The musings of Chris Abraham as he aspires to know the world and himself while getting healthy, losing weight, becoming fit, and running his small business while living in South Arlington, Virginia. Walk with him a while and see what's up.

Author

Chris Abraham

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

chrisabraham.com

Latest episode

Mar 9, 2026

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Episodes

Heretofore I was an outdoor dog; going forward, I am an indoor dog: my life in my Winter kennel #43 19.11.2020

Sometimes people ask if we have an " outside dog " for them. ... There are a lot of reasons to make your dog an inside/ outside dog : a dog who gets to come inside to spend time with the family and sleeps indoors at night, and gets exercise and fresh air outdoors when you walk and play together. A home gym is a small convenient spot in someones home . This can replace going to a public gym for wor...

You are a zealot! and you are a zealot! and you are a zealot! and you are a zealot!—you're all zealots! #42 18.11.2020

The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life , the Universe, and Everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately, no one knows what the question is. The Zealots were a political movement in 1st-century Second Temple Judaism which sought to incite the...

I am so open-minded that my brains fall out and I recommend you open your mind wide enough that your brains fall out too #41 17.11.2020

Prof. Walter Kotschnig told Holyoke College students to keep their minds open—“but not so open that your brains fall out.” He condemned the purpose of students who go to college merely to learn skill and urged his listeners to find the “real aim of education, to acquire a philosophy of life, intellectual honesty, and a constant search for truth.” Otherwise known as Pelehonuamea, “She who shapes th...

Reset build reset back reset better reset new reset normal reset agenda reset 2030 reset #40 16.11.2020

The Sustainable Development Goals ( SDGs ) or Global Goals are a collection of 17 interlinked goals designed to be a "blueprint to achieve a better and more sustainable future for all". The SDGs were set in 2015 by the United Nations General Assembly and are intended to be achieved by the year 2030. They are included in a UN Resolution called the 2030 Agenda or what is colloquially known as Agenda...

What began as a ramble about fascism became just one of Uncle Chris' rant rant rant rants about memories 'n' stuff #39 15.11.2020

The Nayirah testimony was a false testimony given before the United States Congressional Human Rights Caucus on October 10, 1990 by a 15-year-old girl who provided only her first name, Nayirah. The testimony was widely publicized, and was cited numerous times by United States senators and President George H. W. Bush in their rationale to back Kuwait in the Gulf War . In 1992, it was revealed that...

Maybe the GOP dodged a bullet by losing the Presidency because of the Winter to come—and why the Dems will love and thrive in it too #38 14.11.2020

'Alicia Garza, a co-founder of the Black Lives Matter movement, says Joe Biden is “far away” from the change that the voters want to see.' ' Activists have pointed out that over the past month, as thousands took to the streets in hundreds of cities, Biden’s policy platforms on criminal justice and policing have not changed on his website. In a letter to Biden’s campaign last week, more than 50 pro...

Post-election ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble #37 13.11.2020

Participants in colour revolutions have mostly used nonviolent resistance . Such methods as demonstrations, strikes and interventions have aimed to protest against governments. Colour-revolution movements generally became associated with a specific colour or flower as their symbol. The colour revolutions are notable for the important role of non-governmental organisations (NGOs) and particularly s...

What if the Trumpies decide to play the Not My President #resist card against Biden Harris for all eight years? #36 09.11.2020

The Resistance (also known as the #Resistance) began as an American liberal political movement that protests the presidency of Donald Trump. It was established as a grassroots movement on January 19, 2017, and has since grown to include not only Democrats, but Independents and Republicans against Trump. Members of the movement are known for their prolific use of Twitter, especially the "#Resist" h...

Why Neither Side Had Their Wave on Election Day 2020 The Never Ending Presidential Election #35 05.11.2020

The 2020 United States presidential election was the 59th quadrennial presidential election , held on Tuesday, November 3, 2020. Voters select presidential electors who in turn will vote on December 14, 2020, to either elect a new president and vice president or reelect the incumbents Donald Trump and Mike Pence , respectively. The series of presidential primary elections and caucuses were held fr...

Deplorables Hate Being Called Deplorable So Much They'll Reëlect Donald Trump President Out Of Spite #34 04.11.2020

Deplorables Hate Being Called Deplorable So Much They'll Reëlect Donald Trump President Out Of Spite #34 " Basket of deplorables " is a phrase from a 2016 presidential election campaign speech delivered by Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton on September 9, 2016, at a campaign fundraising event, which she used to describe half of the supporters of her opponent, Republican nominee Donald Trump sayin...

Election Day! Presidential Polls Promote Instead of Predict Presidential Outcomes #33 03.11.2020

When Trump wins in a day, a week, a month, we'll finally be able to admit to ourselves as Americans that presidential polling and reporting are more a promotional and a civics steering method than it as an actual, neutral, scientific, honest prediction of what will actually happen. And, it's strangely based on jinxing the election in a he who shall not be named sort of way: Donald Lord Voldemort T...

The Fabulistic Shadow President Hillary Rodham Clinton Shadow Presidency #32 02.11.2020

Noun. fabulism (uncountable) (literature) A form of magic realism in which fantastical elements are placed into an everyday setting. Shadow President is a geopolitical simulation video game released in 1993 for the PC by DC True containing elements of cyberpunk and dark science-fiction. The game has a sequel called CyberJudas. The shadow government (cryptocracy, secret government, or invisible gov...

A Coup de Ma on Election Day Tuesday in America? on ChrisCast with Chris Abraham Episode 31 01.11.2020

A coup or coup d'état is the removal of an existing government from power, usually through violent means. Typically, it is an illegal, unconstitutional seizure of power by a political faction, the military, or a dictator.

On the American Cold Civil War since 2016 on ChrisCast Episode 30 with Chris Abraham 31.10.2020

A civil war , also known as an intrastate war in polemology, is a war between organized groups within the same state or country. The aim of one side may be to take control of the country or a region, to achieve independence for a region or to change government policies.

I was a teenage commando insurgent enemy combatant #29 25.09.2020

I was a member of Saint Louis' Army JROTC and a proud member of the Ranger Club. It was extremely hardcore (er, hardcorp, if you will). I had done some writine about it and I will share it here: Charlie was older. He was one of the coolest kids in the school. He was respected both in JROTC as well as in the school. He was pretty bad ass. He was a junior the year I met him. The first Thursday I saw...

I was a teenage Donald J. Trump #28 24.09.2020

Season 2, Episode 28, of ChrisCast: I am Chris Abraham . When student body president of Saint Louis School was opened up for candidates, my buddy David Saiki and I threw my hat it. I was a white dude (a haole), I was 6 foot 3 inches tall, and had gaudy, fake, bleach blond hair. I was a bullshitter, a dufus, and didn't take anything that seriously. I was a bit of a prat and while a strong B+ studen...

If Wishes Were Fishes The Senate Will Wait and Biden Will Win #27 23.09.2020

If Wishes Were Fishes The Senate Will Wait and Biden Will Win

Trump Will Win in November 2020 Due to the Shy Trump Factor #26 23.09.2020

According to Wikipedia, the Shy Tory Factor is: "... a name given by British opinion polling companies to a phenomenon first observed by psephologists in the early 1990s. They observed that the share of the electoral vote won by the Conservative Party (known colloquially as the "Tories") was significantly higher than the equivalent share in opinion polls. The accepted explanation was that so-calle...

Trump and the Senate will Bum-Rush Ruth Bader Ginsberg's Supreme Court Seat ASAP #25 22.09.2020

There's nothing to say except: Trump's administration has a history of filling courts with conservative judge appointments. The Right loves nothing more than undoing DACA, Obamacare, abortion so stacking the Supreme Court is key in doing that. The Right only cares about Guns and God and so stacking the Supreme Court is key in that, too. The Right would prefer the Supreme Court appointment even if...

ChrisCast S2E24: my dimming memories of the September 11th attacks 11.09.2020

I repost my own personal experiences of the morning and day of September 11, 2001, as a resident of Washington, DC. I did not personally experience any loss or any personal danger on that day. It's simply my experience.

ChrisCast S2E23: proper English isn't White it's Highfalutin 10.09.2020

Being able to speak proper American English isn't selling out to the White man, it's selling out in order to be accepted by the Highfalutin. My dad, Bob Abraham, actually bought Eliza Doolittle books full of elocution lessons to make him sound less like a poor, working-class, bum from New Jersey. He was his own Professor Henry Higgins. And it worked! He got a job a BBDO as an illustrator and then...

ChrisCast S2E22: is BLM America a melting pot, a salad bowl, or something else? 09.09.2020

I don't know if BLM wants either an American melting pot or a salad bowl if it, in any way, capitulates to American culture, defined as white culture, which actually means American white supremacy. The episode is my attempt to try to get my head around it and sort it out, awkwardly, out loud. I don't know if I even really understand it. And, I don't really feel like it's my place to contribute, ei...

ChrisCast S2E21: addicted to my Sony ICD-UX570 digital recorder for all its podcasting goodness 08.09.2020

Record audio precisely with excellent sound quality and three recording modes. Normal, Focus, and Wide-stereo recording modes give you the ability to record the audio that you need to capture, no matter the setting. An even more compact design allows for storage in tight spaces, and the simplified UI makes file retrieval easier than ever.

ChrisCast S2E20: Chris why is your website so ugly and out-of-date? 07.09.2020

I used Plone back in 1999-2002 and loved it then and want to try using it again for my personal site again circa 2015. ChrisAbraham.com uses the Open Source Content Management System Plone and has been designed to be completely accessible and usable, working in accordance with the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG v1.0).

ChrisCast S2E20: On writing my novel Hill Mole for over fifteen-years 06.09.2020

I started writing my spy novel Hill Mole casually on May 13, 2005, and sort of petered out on July 20, 2017. I aspire to continue. I blame Facebook and Twitter because I really stopped contributing to the novel, still alive at HillMole.com. But I had so much fun writing it. And I truly aspire to get her done, or make her a life's work. Ironically, it's still running a 2006 version of Six Apart's M...

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