Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner
The Cavalry
Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.
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Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner
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Latest episode
Oct 11, 2026
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Episodes
"I Wasn't Coming With A Soccer Ball" 19.05.2024 38:09
It's episode 211 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not buying birthday gifts for adult friends. Andrew needs backup on charities having more practical goals. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
"Hey Coach, Feel Free To Get On His Ass" 12.05.2024 48:23
It's episode 210 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on putting an end to "No Mow May." Andrew needs backup with restaurants having the confidence to choose their own sauces for menu items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post Show Banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...
"Something To Think About" 06.05.2024 59:42
It's episode 209 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we're overdue for someone inventing a new sport. Andrew needs backup on restaurants standing by all the items on their menu. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=j...
"Kurt Cobain Reverse Mortgage Commercials" 28.04.2024 50:19
It's episode 208 of The Cavalry! Or, as it's known to some, our four year anniversary. To commemorate this momentous occasion, Andrew needs backup that any author is smarter than people who don't write books. Johnny needs backup that parent teacher conferences for kids under 10 are unnecessary. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to s...
"Ice Cream of the Future" 21.04.2024 51:16
It's episode 207 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Chipotle's queso should be available everywhere. Andrew needs backup that furniture you order online needs to come a little bit more put together. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=crea...
"They Medically Roofie You" 15.04.2024 55:25
It's episode 206 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on pilots not bragging about being early until they're sure there's an open gate ready for the plane. Johnny needs backup on having real-time, fact checked debates being a requirement for running for President. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?...
"Just Two Double Cheeseburgers" 07.04.2024 45:00
It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up...
"Is There Anything Else I Can Help You With?" 31.03.2024 1:05:57
It's episode 204 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that WebMD should be password protected so only doctors can access it. Andrew needs backup that boxing hype videos are counter-productive. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join...
"A Buffalo Ranch Kit" 24.03.2024 1:02:50
It's episode 203 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup how people who complain about inflation need to stop ordering on DoorDash. Johnny needs backup that people need to have more shame around having pink eye. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creato...
"Kazowie!" 17.03.2024 56:39
It's episode 202 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the government should just tell us what we owe for taxes. Andrew needs backup that spies in the movies need to finish their expensive sandwiches rather than throwing them in the trash after one bite. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unkno...
"Last Laughs" 10.03.2024 33:34
It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.co...
"We Eat Cake After Every Episode" 03.03.2024 55:51
It's the 200th episode of The Cavalry! For this anniversary spectacular, Andrew needs backup on not being expected to bring big parent energy for other random kids beside your own. Johnny needs backup that seat-warmers in cars should come standard. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 200 episodes. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the...
"Why Don't Scientists Believe in Farts?" 25.02.2024 57:26
It's episode 199 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that choosing between the lesser of two evils isn't unique to politics. Johnny needs backup that whatever a doctor does to you you should be able to reciprocate if you choose to. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/the...
"Temu! Temu!" 19.02.2024 1:19:23
It's episode 198 of The Cavalry! We backup two listeners who reviewed the podcast! Then Johnny needs backup that nobody wants the "Thins" version of any candy or cookie. Andrew needs backup that nobody cares if a food is authentic to the country it's from, just that it tastes good. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon...
"When Did Mickey Mouse Really Make You Laugh?" 12.02.2024 1:10:45
It's episode 197 of The Cavalry and Johnny's back after a relaxing trip with the family to Disneyworld. Andrew needs backup on his theory that airlines should reward you for minutes spent on a plane rather than miles flown. Johnny needs backup that anyone should be able to use a handicap stall in public restrooms. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter...
"A Four-Hour Bath" 05.02.2024 44:55
It's episode 196 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's wasn't better back then. Johnny needs backup that Jim from the Office was kind of a dick. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaig...
"It's Heavy For One Arm" 29.01.2024 54:25
It's episode 195 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that parents shouldn't total up family vacation expenses for Instagram content. Johnny needs backup that you should need a license to post do-it-yourself videos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?ut...
"Teacher Bob" 22.01.2024 49:15
It's episode 194 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that by not flushing the toilet when you pee, the toilet paper piles up and then when he poops it's stinkier because it's not underwater. That's a topic right? Andrew needs backup that if the door flies off a plane he's riding in, and no one is injured, that the pilot should just keep going to the final destination. Enjo...
"I Have My Own Bowling Ball" 15.01.2024 45:58
It's episode 193 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bowling is a great activity. Andrew needs backup that kids should only be allowed three toys in their possession at a time. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source...
"Musical Chairs" 07.01.2024 52:37
It's episode 192 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be no situation where society requires you to have your license plate memorized. Johnny needs backup that all society should be required to wear the same outfit like in low-budget sci fi movies. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medi...
"So You Get 9 Hours Of Sleep?" 01.01.2024 56:02
Happy New Year! It's episode 191 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should bring back the word supper. Johnny needs backup that movies are too long. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
"They Scored A Bunch And We Never Scored Again" 25.12.2023 56:55
Merry Christmas! It's episode 190 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on slowing down with all the holiday tipping. Johnny needs backup that basketball should be 4 on 4. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLi...
"Sprinkles Is Still Next To The Ring Camera" 18.12.2023 56:59
It's episode 189 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it sucking when shows separate their final season into two. Andrew needs backup that it's inspiring to have an 80-year-old President because it gives hope that we could all be President one day. Enjoy! Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https...
"Twenty Five Percent Of The Couch" 11.12.2023 1:04:27
It's episode 188 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's not impressive when soap brags that it's not tested on animals. Johnny needs backup that there's too many apps. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...
"Anything Helps... I Do Not Like Onions Though" 04.12.2023 49:24
It's episode 187 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you don't get clean taking a bath. Andrew needs backup that someone coming over to you kitchen and cooking dinner is more of a chore for you than a favor. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodca...
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