Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner

The Cavalry

Comedy EN ↓ 324 episodes

Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

Author

Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

"When Did Mickey Mouse Really Make You Laugh?" 12.02.2024

It's episode 197 of The Cavalry and Johnny's back after a relaxing trip with the family to Disneyworld. Andrew needs backup on his theory that airlines should reward you for minutes spent on a plane rather than miles flown. Johnny needs backup that anyone should be able to use a handicap stall in public restrooms.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter...

"A Four-Hour Bath" 05.02.2024

It's episode 196 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's wasn't better back then. Johnny needs backup that Jim from the Office was kind of a dick. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post-Show Banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaig...

"It's Heavy For One Arm" 29.01.2024

It's episode 195 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that parents shouldn't total up family vacation expenses for Instagram content. Johnny needs backup that you should need a license to post do-it-yourself videos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?ut...

"Teacher Bob" 22.01.2024

It's episode 194 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that by not flushing the toilet when you pee, the toilet paper piles up and then when he poops it's stinkier because it's not underwater. That's a topic right? Andrew needs backup that if the door flies off a plane he's riding in, and no one is injured, that the pilot should just keep going to the final destination. Enjo...

"I Have My Own Bowling Ball" 15.01.2024

It's episode 193 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bowling is a great activity. Andrew needs backup that kids should only be allowed three toys in their possession at a time. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source...

"Musical Chairs" 07.01.2024

It's episode 192 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be no situation where society requires you to have your license plate memorized. Johnny needs backup that all society should be required to wear the same outfit like in low-budget sci fi movies. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medi...

"So You Get 9 Hours Of Sleep?" 01.01.2024

Happy New Year! It's episode 191 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should bring back the word supper. Johnny needs backup that movies are too long. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

"They Scored A Bunch And We Never Scored Again" 25.12.2023

Merry Christmas! It's episode 190 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on slowing down with all the holiday tipping. Johnny needs backup that basketball should be 4 on 4. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLi...

"Sprinkles Is Still Next To The Ring Camera" 18.12.2023

It's episode 189 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on it sucking when shows separate their final season into two. Andrew needs backup that it's inspiring to have an 80-year-old President because it gives hope that we could all be President one day. Enjoy! Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https...

"Twenty Five Percent Of The Couch" 11.12.2023

It's episode 188 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it's not impressive when soap brags that it's not tested on animals. Johnny needs backup that there's too many apps. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

"Anything Helps... I Do Not Like Onions Though" 04.12.2023

It's episode 187 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you don't get clean taking a bath. Andrew needs backup that someone coming over to you kitchen and cooking dinner is more of a chore for you than a favor. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodca...

"Wine Goes In Pink Cups" 27.11.2023

It's episode 186 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Trump wasting his time running again because why wouldn't the deep state just cheat again. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't store your toothbrush out in the open air of the bathroom, until Andrew convinces him that he doesn't believe his topic and he switches sides. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for th...

"I Looked At The Instructions And They're Some Sort Of Rice" 20.11.2023

It's episode 185 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we don't need umbrellas. Andrew needs backup that fast food places don't need apps. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorsh...

"They're Doing 20 Percent Off At Kohl's" 14.11.2023

It's episode 184 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on once people decide someone's not funny, not being able to change their mind no matter the evidence. Andrew needs backup on if people gasp while looking at their phones they should have to immediately tell the person they're with what was so shocking. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Ban...

"I Wish He'd Just Do My Time" 06.11.2023

It's episode 183 of The Cavalry! We recap Johnny's batman roast! If you want to see it here's the links to his set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nTKZVIYJA And here's the link to Batman's roast response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZK-tM9-4g Johnny needs backup that when you're super attractive it works against you as a comedian. Andrew needs backup that hap...

"Chiropractor Somebody Back To Life" 29.10.2023

It's episode 182 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it should be socially acceptable to pour full glasses of wine. Johnny needs backup that he prefers stand-up specials that start with a little sketch. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unk...

"Nobody Cares What Titanium Is" 22.10.2023

It's episode 181 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Apple needs to take more time in between iPhone releases. Andrew needs backup on food carts needing to have seating areas. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=...

"I Don't Know What A Tamale Is" 15.10.2023

It's episode 180 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that all nuts should be sold without shells. Andrew needs backup that everyone who whitens their teeth is selfish. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_cam...

Matt Knudsen - "Down To The Johnny Beehner's" 08.10.2023

It's episode 179 of The Cavalry and Matt Knudsen returns as our guest! We talk Hollywood strikes, marathons and Matt's new book "Have I Seen You In Anything" which is available now on Amazon! Matt needs backup that Groupon's are great and effective. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show...

"Doctor, My Daughter's Not A Nerd" 02.10.2023

It's episode 178 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on doing away with post-credit movie scenes. Andrew needs backup on any slipper with a hard, rubber sole is just a shoe and should be treated as such when it comes to indoor use. Remember to join the Patreon to hear post-show banter and bonus episodes. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https:/...

"Keep Your Shoes On, All The Time, No Matter What" 25.09.2023

It's episode 177 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being able to drop his kids off at children's birthday parties unless he's specifically asked to attend. Andrew needs backup on not believing any conspiracy theories. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

"They Just Suck. Suck Suck Suck Suck Suck" 18.09.2023

It's episode 176 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Michael Jackson did it. Andrew needs backup on Tobasco being the worst hot sauce despite it being omnipresent. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_c...

"And Now IM A Bad Parent... Because Of Max!" 10.09.2023

It's episode 175 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that to save money you should always go grocery shopping when you have to pee. Johnny needs backup that all the stand-up videos on Instagram make it seem like anyone can do it. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&a...

"The Beehner Criterion Collection" 02.09.2023

It's episode 174 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on fancy taco places needing to offer heartier options. Johnny needs backup on eating outside always being worse than eating inside. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

"Pickup/Drop-off" 27.08.2023

It's episode 173 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on outlawing critical comments of home improvement videos. Johnny needs backup on parents being clearer on the differences between pickup and drop-off. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown...

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