The Cavalry

It's episode 236 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that political candidates aren't allowed to advertise. Andrew needs backup that rocking chairs aren't relaxing and if anything require the most work of any chair. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&...

It's episode 235 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we need a new Zulu alphabet. Johnny needs backup on not washing clothes new clothes you just bought before wearing them. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_conte...

It's episode 234 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that friends shouldn't tell friends they love them if they know it's going to make them uncomfortable. Andrew needs backup that if you get more than 50 percent of your screen time from Youtube it makes you weird. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast...

It's episode 233 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Ben and Jerry's should give you the peanut butter cups separate from the ice cream so you can mix them in yourself and they're not frozen. Andrew needs backup that the movie business should embrace "shorts" and make them marketable with big stars. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post...

It's episode 232 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you have a guest you should provide a brand new bar of soap. Andrew needs backup that scams should be trying harder. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_conten...

It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! This week Andrew needs backup that "all you can eat" specials that aren't buffets are a scam. Johnny needs backup that if you expose a food to the world as being unhealthy you must also provide an equally delicious alternative. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcas...

It's episode 230 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be concerts and events where rich people are explicitly excluded. Andrew needs backup that doctors were faking it up until a 100 years ago. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cr...

It's episode 229 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we don't need signs to tell us bees are pollinating. Johnny needs backup that it's ok not to wash your legs in the shower, even though he does. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=c...

It's episode 228 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the Apple mouse shouldn't have it's charging port underneath it. Andrew needs backup that football teams should only have one captain. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshar...

It's episode 227 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Europe needing to decide on do they want American tourists or don't they. Johnny needs backup on the futility of "don't let your dog poop or pee here" signs. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_l...

It's episode 226 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that golf balls should be bigger. Andrew needs backup that Chinese food restaurants should be forced to switch to soda fountains like the rest of the world. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cre...

It's episode 225 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you should never turn your location tracker on. Johnny needs backup that you don't need the Sani-seat in public restrooms. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...

It's episode 224 of The Cavalry and Jason Russell is back! He needs backup on a Salma Hayek fantasy and defends himself from several of Johnny's previous topics. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 223 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if a Sirius radio channel is dedicated to an artist it should only play songs by that artist. Andrew needs backup that our country is too reliant on charity. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campai...

It's episode 222 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should do away with all polling and just be surprised on election day. Andrew needs backup that the phrase "calorie deficit" needs to be retired because it's useless. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sourc...

It's episode 221 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should list the actual start times of movies. Andrew needs backup that if your way to handle the stress of being on trial for murder is to work out then you're guilty. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_so...

It's episode 220 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that they're never going to enforce a fireworks ban and people should get over it. Johnny needs backup that being tall is a disability. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter... Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

It's Episode 219 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to go to potlucks. Andrew needs backup that the people who "rep" their city the hardest never tend to live in that city. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_c...

It's episode 218 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you get a parking ticket they should deduct parking fees you've already paid from the ticket. Andrew needs backup that when there's a long line, only one member of your party should be waiting in it. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_...

It's episode 217 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it shouldn't matter if you book directly with a company or through a third party. Johnny needs backup that foul balls should only count as half a strike. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_m...

It's episode 216 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that every standing ovation had something at least slightly hacky that led to it. Johnny needs backup that you should never have to save seats for people. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creat...

It's episode 215 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being mad at someone for farting unless it smells like eggs. Andrew needs backup that the government should forgive your student loans if you can prove you're not using your degree in any way. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknow...

It's episode 214 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on eliminating get to know you games in adult life. Andrew needs backup on not bagging your own groceries at fancy grocery stores. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&am...

It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that every domicile should have a spare bathroom, even if it's an outhouse. Andrew needs backup that we should re-embrace talking on the phone. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshar...

Johnny details the harrowing experience of his cystoscopy. Then he needs backup on poutine being overrated. Andrew needs backup that it's unfair to the deceased to use DNA tests to discover their secrets. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creators...