The Cavalry

It's episode 222 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should do away with all polling and just be surprised on election day. Andrew needs backup that the phrase "calorie deficit" needs to be retired because it's useless. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sourc...

It's episode 221 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should list the actual start times of movies. Andrew needs backup that if your way to handle the stress of being on trial for murder is to work out then you're guilty. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_so...

It's episode 220 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that they're never going to enforce a fireworks ban and people should get over it. Johnny needs backup that being tall is a disability. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter... Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

It's Episode 219 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to go to potlucks. Andrew needs backup that the people who "rep" their city the hardest never tend to live in that city. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_c...

It's episode 218 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you get a parking ticket they should deduct parking fees you've already paid from the ticket. Andrew needs backup that when there's a long line, only one member of your party should be waiting in it. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_...

It's episode 217 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it shouldn't matter if you book directly with a company or through a third party. Johnny needs backup that foul balls should only count as half a strike. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_m...

It's episode 216 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that every standing ovation had something at least slightly hacky that led to it. Johnny needs backup that you should never have to save seats for people. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creat...

It's episode 215 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being mad at someone for farting unless it smells like eggs. Andrew needs backup that the government should forgive your student loans if you can prove you're not using your degree in any way. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknow...

It's episode 214 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on eliminating get to know you games in adult life. Andrew needs backup on not bagging your own groceries at fancy grocery stores. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&am...

It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that every domicile should have a spare bathroom, even if it's an outhouse. Andrew needs backup that we should re-embrace talking on the phone. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshar...

Johnny details the harrowing experience of his cystoscopy. Then he needs backup on poutine being overrated. Andrew needs backup that it's unfair to the deceased to use DNA tests to discover their secrets. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creators...

It's episode 211 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not buying birthday gifts for adult friends. Andrew needs backup on charities having more practical goals. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 210 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on putting an end to "No Mow May." Andrew needs backup with restaurants having the confidence to choose their own sauces for menu items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post Show Banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

It's episode 209 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we're overdue for someone inventing a new sport. Andrew needs backup on restaurants standing by all the items on their menu. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=j...

It's episode 208 of The Cavalry! Or, as it's known to some, our four year anniversary. To commemorate this momentous occasion, Andrew needs backup that any author is smarter than people who don't write books. Johnny needs backup that parent teacher conferences for kids under 10 are unnecessary. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to s...

It's episode 207 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Chipotle's queso should be available everywhere. Andrew needs backup that furniture you order online needs to come a little bit more put together. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=crea...

It's episode 206 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on pilots not bragging about being early until they're sure there's an open gate ready for the plane. Johnny needs backup on having real-time, fact checked debates being a requirement for running for President. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?...

It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up...

It's episode 204 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that WebMD should be password protected so only doctors can access it. Andrew needs backup that boxing hype videos are counter-productive. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join...

It's episode 203 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup how people who complain about inflation need to stop ordering on DoorDash. Johnny needs backup that people need to have more shame around having pink eye. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creato...

It's episode 202 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the government should just tell us what we owe for taxes. Andrew needs backup that spies in the movies need to finish their expensive sandwiches rather than throwing them in the trash after one bite. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unkno...

It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.co...

It's the 200th episode of The Cavalry! For this anniversary spectacular, Andrew needs backup on not being expected to bring big parent energy for other random kids beside your own. Johnny needs backup that seat-warmers in cars should come standard. Enjoy! And thanks for listening to all 200 episodes. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the...

It's episode 199 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that choosing between the lesser of two evils isn't unique to politics. Johnny needs backup that whatever a doctor does to you you should be able to reciprocate if you choose to. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/the...

It's episode 198 of The Cavalry! We backup two listeners who reviewed the podcast! Then Johnny needs backup that nobody wants the "Thins" version of any candy or cookie. Andrew needs backup that nobody cares if a food is authentic to the country it's from, just that it tastes good. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon...