Jared Wriston

The Cardboard Circus

Comedy EN ↓ 17 episodes

Four idiots tackling the world of podcasting one dumb discussion at a time. Join us as we torment each other with questions such as "What movie could you end in 5 minutes by giving the main character a gun" and "Pokémon, Edible?" If you like Ragebaiting men named Chase and references to movies nobody has ever seen, give us a listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jared Wriston

Episodes

How would you fix Marvel's NY city? "Step one: carpet men" 07.07.2026 32:34

We have made Marvel's New York the safest place on earth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would you cheat at the Olympics? "Yugoslavian Snipers" 04.03.2026 28:00

In the spirit of togetherness and competition we see who can come of with the best idea to ruin the sanctity of they Olympic games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would you profit off the T-Virus "Ethan, Explain." 25.02.2026 36:53

In our most successful venture yet. For the first time in this podcast's history we've all won and made profit off the Tyrant Virus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would you save Freddy Fazbears? "NSA Black Site" 17.02.2026 36:21

Today we're looking into saving Freddy's Pizzeria's image after all that pesky child death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Build Your Heist Crew "You go to jail, everyone else makes it out." 20.01.2026 41:16

We're planning the heists of the century. Muscle, Masterminds, Hackers, and thieves galore. Help us figure which crew built from the greatest in fiction comes out on top. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would you make Digimon more popular "If we can ignore Nazi's got us to the moon" 14.01.2026 31:25

We've all stolen time machine's and are attempting to use them to make Digimon the more popular franchise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chuck or Chan? "I think it's a double bluff" 07.01.2026 31:59

Branching out to live up to our claim of being a varietycast, this game show style episode sees us taking advantage of Jared's extensive knowledge of movies older than him. Play along and let us know your score. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Character Could Defeat Dio? "Dean just asks his boyfriend" 30.12.2025 35:18

Jump in, say the dumbest thing you can think of, change the question. This is the format of our show and today we take on on Dio from Jojo's bizarre adventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How would you Kill Santa Clause? "Actual Tim Allen" 23.12.2025 31:38

In terrible new Christmas is canceled. Listen to four idiot's forget the how part of the question and tackle which Santa clause we'd take down and supplant as king Kringle of the north pole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What would your stand be and how would you profit? "It's spiritual profit" 16.12.2025 47:53

Today we look at what our stand's would be, the tally so far: rage pikmin, a pair of jorts, Justin Timberlake, and one I can't remember. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Minisode 1: What is a stand "Can a Stand be a rock?" 09.12.2025 16:47

One of the guys was sick this week, enjoy the set up to the next episode. What would your stand be? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would be a better father to Chicken Little "You've recreated the plot of Jumanji" 02.12.2025 28:34

Turns out its actually harder to figure out who is a worse father than the dad in Chicken Little. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What movie could you shorten with a gun "We give the Dog a gun" 02.12.2025 31:52

We ask the hard hitting question of what movie could you make five minutes long by giving the main character a gun. Also yes, I know Cade Jaeger is the dude from the transformers movies. Please direct all complaints to our tumblr. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pokémon, Edible? "You can't eat a Magnemite that's a magnet. 18.11.2025 35:24

Today we explore the physical and moral limitation of eating Pokémon. Hope we don't get sued. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Would You Survive being Sword Art Onlined "How awful is Jared's response" 11.11.2025 47:30

In today's Episode we learn the number one lesson in comedy nonsense podcasts. make sure there's not just one correct answer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Was Zordon Right? "Gorilla Team Six" 05.11.2025 57:55

Gaslighting at its finest. Listen as we tell Chase the best power-ranger team is all red rangers and the proceed to tell him his Idea of all red rangers is stupid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome To The Cardboard Circus 05.11.2025 2:08

Welcome to the Circus, we are here to entertain. Or at least make you question how dumb four boys can be. Join us in our flimsy attempt to cheap out on a flea circus and stick around for the ride. Episodes release weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.