The Candle Coven Podcast

Let's catch up! On this episode Alaina & Jocelyn go over everything they've been watching, thinking about, or plan to think about (yes, this is a thing.) They delicately touch upon such subjects as Katie Holmes' outfit, the dress of said outfit, then the pants, and finally the shoes. They get really excited about the fact that there will be WEEKLY podcast episodes going forward, and the forget...

We're right on top of that, Rose! This week Alaina & Jocelyn watch one of their personal favorite movies, the 1991 classic, "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead." They also chit-chat about Alaina's recent experience at the rental car place, arcades at movie theatres, how to use a fax machine (listener note: they don't know how), and Jocelyn gives a PSA to all dogs. They also go on a heated ra...

Put on your black clothes and cozy up with a Morticia Candle, it's an Addams Family Campfire! This week's episode details the metric vs. imperial measurement systems, the fact that being naked is illegal, tangrams, the lost art of travel agencies, and the scientific fact that everyone's middle name is Marie. Then Alaina & Jocelyn discover that the Addamses really do have family values and we s...

Yay – it's a Q&A! The Candle Coven sent in their Qs and Alaina & Jocelyn are giving the As! In this episode they delve into such topics as McDonalds as medicine, the lack of meaning behind Alaina's tattoos, the guilty pleasure candle collections they wish they could make, the holiday industrial complex, and how to scent design your space based on scent molecule volatility (PHEW!).  Gr...

The Spooky Season Campfire is still roaring! The Candle Coven voted and the 2009 camp classic Jennifer's Body made the cut. They start out the episode with a "gay vocal warmup" and seamlessly (lol) delve into such topics as Muzzy the Language Monster, some random book that Jocelyn can't even remember what it looks like or what it even is about but insists on discussing, ADD superhero Amelia Bedeli...

The Candle Coven has spoken! This weeks Campfire came down to a vote on Instagram and the 1998 Disney Channel OG classic "Halloweentown" won in a landslide. DON'T MIND IF WE DO! Alaina & Jocelyn try to prove their thesis statements about this late 90s children's film about a paranormal realm that exists in a different dimension, but not before they discuss the burden that is having a digestive...

After an almost 3 month hiatus Alaina and Jocelyn are back on the mic! Since it's been a minute, this episode is really a catch up of what they've been up to and what's to come this Spooky Season. Listen in to hear the story of one of the most harrowing night's of their lives (listener note: these drama queens are fine), hear them struggle to speak in Aussie accents that no one asked for, and how...

Alaina & Jocelyn are back for another Coven Campfire and boy did they pick a winner. By Candle Coven popular demand (and personal demand), this week's Campfire covers the infamous, incomparable, gratuitous, terrible yet wonderful 1995 HIT CLASSIC – "SHOWGIRLS!" Listen in as they wax poetic on this misunderstood masterpiece that was way ahead of its time! Grab our Janet • Velvet Rosé & Doll...

It's Season Two, baby! Alaina and Jocelyn are back to continue to delve into pop culture faves in a segment they're calling "The Candle Coven Campfire." Join in as they wax poetic on campy movies, music, tv and more from the icons that inspire their candles! First up, Mariah Carey's dazzling 2001 film extraordinaire..."GLITTER." Grab our Mariah • Santal Champagne ! 🕯️ Shop candles at bijoucandles....

Deep Dives are back, baby! On this week's episode, Alaina does a Deep Dive on the incomparable 90's Icon – The Legendary Miss Britney Spears. They also discuss the fact that millennials are likely all reincarnated from the Titanic disaster of 1912 (ever heard of it?), the fact that their current style is inspired by their third grade selves, and they come to the astute realization that Pop Culture...

Dearest Candle Coven, Alaina & Jocelyn are back at the Q&A game! This week they cozy up (literally, they are pretty much laying down for this entire recording) and get into such topics as the fact that sitting down hurts and we should only lie down, Alaina's need to keep everything she owns in mint condish, both the Oregon AND the Amazon Trail computer games, how to deal with passive aggre...

On this episode, Alaina & Jocelyn answer Candle Coven questions and don't do a Deep Dive because life is hard and work is busy, but they still love you and love to talk at each other so HERE WE GO! This week they chat about the immortal comedy giant that is "farts," the current pandemic phase they're in (learning German), and they return to their constant resting state aka talkin' 'bout Seinfe...

Happy 2022, Candle Coven! Alaina & Jocelyn are back! On this episode they recap the last few weeks and answer your Q&As. They touch upon recent faves like Search Party, Yellowjackets, and Pen15, ask the existential question "what IS this?," reminisce about the distinctive Smirnoff Ice hangover, and declare their undying love for George Costanza.  To ask us questions for our next Q&amp...

On this week's episode, Alaina & Jocelyn are doing another Q&A because it's the holiday szn and things are BIZZY at candle HQ. No worries, they still dive into titillating subject matters SUCH AS: not knowing the words to any songs made after 2004, what cell phone ring tones they would pick for each other, Alaina's size 11 feet (again), their strangest holiday traditions, and that one time...

On this week's episode, Alaina & Jocelyn experience an "event" and that very event is...Alaina's toenail falls off during this recording. Not to worry, they still manage to touch upon thrilling subjects such as how many glugs of water they can drink per second, where Amelia Earhart is (spoiler alert: it's Big Bermuda Triangle™), the fact the Matthew Lillard is a pop-culture icon, and they deta...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn are bringing the snax! They start off with a helping of Barbara's cheese puffs and then work their way into subjects like grocery store tips, secret lesbian parties, the preposterous existence of Diana: The Musical, unpopular Bravo takes, and the exhausting realization that it's fully dark at 5pm now. Then Jocelyn does a deep dive on legendary chanteuse B...

YAY, it's Halloweek! On this week's episode Alaina and Jocelyn read several spooky stories from the Candle Coven and wax poetic on illuminating subjects such as the maths of the Spice Girls, a John Cameron Mitchell concert that left quite an impression, the fact that humanity should worship only women and cats, PLUS they introduce new podcast character "Goefrey Higginbottom." Listen in and try not...

On this week's episode, Alaina & Jocelyn answer questions from the Candle Coven and have a thrilling discussion about the gay overtones in "Interview With A Vampire," the original Glade plug-ins from the 90's, how to throw a Buffy themed birthday party, and the fact that people lose every shred of humanity while boarding a plane. Stick around at the end for spooky stories from the Candle Coven...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn parkour from subject to subject and land on such gems as Club Med in the 90s, crying over water aerobics, the universal intimidation we all experience from teens, precious Hummel figurines, and their very high standards for Christmas decor. Then Alaina does a deep dive on punk icon Siouxsie Sioux. Put in your head phones, connect your bluetooth and get sp...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn start off strong with Alaina eating a meat stick from Trader Joe's. This marks the first time either of them have eaten on the podcast. After the protein hits, they discuss the perils of having (or not having) mono in high school, the timeless yet forgotten classic "Problem Child" and its blatant disrespect for redheads, and they recount the entire plot o...

On this week's episode, Alaina & Jocelyn answer questions from the Candle Coven, deep sea dive into the why The Abyss is the best movie and how Ed Harris is the only person allowed to wear DUNGAREES, reveal Alaina's greatest shame (spoiler alert: it's pimple popping videos), recount the time they switched dimensions at a Joann's Fabrics, and MUCH more! To ask us questions for our next Q&A...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn officially welcome in Spooky Season™! Despite fighting phantom back to school feelings, they find the joy in memories of puff paint sweatshirts, Jocelyn's stint as the original Boss Baby, both of Jewel's distinct singing voices and much much more. Then, Alaina struggles to remember what literally anything is called while she exhumes (see what we did there...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn discuss gifts from the algorithm, the intensity of musical theater education, secretly being huge introverts, and the fact that the Backstreet Boys all dressed like different kinds of magicians. Then, Jocelyn does a Deep Dive into the Swedish Sphinx herself, Greta Garbo. And while they couldn't say "Swedish Sphinx" if their lives depended on it, they DO s...

On this week's episode, Alaina & Jocelyn answer questions from the Candle Coven, give advice on things they know very little about (husbands), wax poetic on the societal concept of cheating, and ponder one of life's biggest conundrums: Why is Twilight? To ask us questions for our next Q&A episode, email podcast@bijoucandles.com Grab our Candle of the Week: Claudette • White Petals ! 🕯️ Sho...

On this week's episode, Alaina and Jocelyn discuss doing their own dental work, the dulcet tones of 90s AOL, catfishing before it was a thing, and Jocelyn's teenage poetry. Then Alaina does a Deep Dive on the one, the only, Madonna. We go back to 1980s NYC and follow this Lucky Star's journey to stardom! This episode is BURNIN' UP FOR YOUR LOVE! *Research comes from Wikipedia, Madonna - Unauthoriz...