Nick Willke & Kawika Lopez

The Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 55 episodes

Your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talkshow-style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Your nincompoop hosts Nick and Kawika are often joined by a guest and play through hilarious segments like, “Which superpower is best? Lightsaber toenails or tiny booger grenades?” Sometimes they examine age old questions like, “How do you properly eat a banana?”

Author

Nick Willke & Kawika Lopez

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

darthkanaka.podbean.com

Latest episode

Sep 3, 2023

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Episodes

EP 52 | Pirate Jokes and Pop Culture (Dad Culture) 03.09.2023
EP 51 | Geraldo Rigging and Product Scramble 15.12.2021

Finally debuting our new segment! Kawika and the Nicks get together for yet another episode of madness. They ponder the great questions of Jerry Rigging vs Jimmy Rigging, they engage in a passionate discussion regarding dish drying, and they debut a new segment where they guess a product by its instructions. But beware. There's a bit of a twist. Of course we wrap this episode up with a draft. Toda...

EP 50 | It‘s A Lot To Process... 08.12.2021

This week Nick and Kawika bring on a new guest to the pod. Together the three of them contemplate getting older, plan the first day of a zombie apocalypse, and draft the things you would want if the sun were to burn out. To top it all off, their guest tells one of the wildest poop stories you will ever hear. All that and more on the Can of Spam Podcast. 

EP 49 | Rindless Watermelon and Best Movie Robots 01.12.2021

Yet another absurd episode coming to you on this fine Wednesday. Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami) once again joins the Poopitarian (Nick Willke) and Old Man Lopez (Kawika Lopez). They discuss using butter knives as weapons, normalizing boogers, and wrap up the pod by drafting the best movie robots. Also, theres a poop sorry. 

EP 48 | Reverse Farts and Tipping The Janitor 23.11.2021

This week Nick and Kawika are coming at you as a duo, waxing comedic about a whole new set of nonsense. They chat about bathroom emergencies before a date, mull over some pandemic thoughts, and try their best to dish out some wisdom if you're ever faced with a specific social situation. 

EP 47 | Minor Annoyances and Lint In Your Bellybutton 18.11.2021

We are back! After a few years of dealing with life, Nick and Kawika return to the pod and are joined by Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami). On this episode, the guys air some grievances, talk about neglected aspects of personal hygiene, draft foods with undesirable bodily functions, and much more! 

EP 46 | Bipolar Felines And The Amazing Pooudini 23.07.2020

Nick and Kawika are back as a duo this week. The two nitwits converse on topics including, dogs vs cats, getting away with public flatulence, and if we could increase our stats like you would in a video game. All that and more nincompoopery only on the Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast. 

EP 45 | It‘s All Pipes and Worst Smells Ever 15.07.2020

Can Of Spam is back! With some hectic times in our midst, Nick and Kawika had to take a few weeks off, but fret not! They are back with Agent Oahu for another episode chalked full of nincompoopery and moronic insight. This week, they break down whether or not its acceptable to pee in the shower. In a "this or that" segment, they decide between being 9 feet tall or 4 feet tall. Later they try to fi...

EP 44 | Copy & Paste Button For Real Life and Wild Animal Battle 24.06.2020

This week on the Can Of Spam podcast, the Poopitarian has invited his older brother Bruce onto the show to share in the poopocity. They break down essential oils as ignorant men, the brothers share some of their best parenting advice with Old Man Lopez who is expecting his first. Also on the show this week the guys discuss the ramifications of having copy/paste or undo buttons for life. Also on th...

EP 43 ”Nerd Edition” | Alien Conspiracies and Taking A Space Dump 17.06.2020

On this special nerd edition of Can Of Spam Nick and Kawika have their South African pal Bret back for some otherworldly discussion. With SpaceX launching the first manned space expedition in years, they casually chat about space exploration, alien conspiracies, other alleged government coverups. 

EP 42 | Trench Butt Crotch and Things That Make You Cringe 11.06.2020

The hits just keep on coming. Agent Oahu is back to join the Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez for another hilarious episode. This week they discuss various topics ranging from Crocs footwear to banana eating habits. To wrap it up they have an disorderly draft that will absolutely make you cringe.

Show Trailer and Highlights 05.06.2020

The Can Of Spam podcast is your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talk show style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Often joined by a guest, Nick and Kawika are two nitwits talking about all the thoughts you never what anyone to know you have.  

EP41 | Elephant Trunk Undies and Best Animal Ability 04.06.2020

This week we introduce a new guest to the show. Jeff is a friend of the pod who graces us with a few stories this week included one involving a thrilling poopy. Also in this episode, the guys discuss their intriguing underwear preferences and they close the show out with a draft of the best animal abilities. All that and more on Can Of Spam.

EP 40 | Feral Cat Man and Worst Household Chores 28.05.2020

Our South African pal Bret is back this week to grace everyone with his sexy foreign accent. Together with Nick and Kawika, they discuss stray animals, talk about getting older, and attempt to navigate social situations. To wrap things up, they put together their list of worst household chores in a draft I’m sure you’ll relate to. All that and more, here on Can Of Spam.

EP 39b (Part 2/2)| Nasal Fossils and Best Jingles Of All Time 21.05.2020

In the second half of episode 39, Nick, Nick and Kawika dive into their nose picking habits and what is considered acceptable. To summarize, Kawika has problems. To wrap it up, we have an awesome draft for you all. The guys scan their memory banks for their favorite jingles of all time. All that and more on another laughter filled episode of Can Of Spam.

EP 39a (Part 1/2) | When Your Host Attacks 14.05.2020

In part one of this special two part episode, we have Agent Oahu back in the house to join The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez. Together they wax comedic about some of the current events taking place around the nation and the world.

EP 38 | Building Furniture and Destroying Relationships 08.05.2020

Nick and Kawika are back at it. In what they’d consider an every day conversation, the guys breakdown a few current events and culture topics. Some of those include building furniture, unemployment, wearing shoes in the house, and trying to be productive. All that and more here on the Can Of Spam Podcast.

EP 37 | Hygiene Advice From Your Plumber 16.04.2020

As we all continue to obey the stay-at-home orders, Old Man Lopez, The Poopitarian, and Agent Oahu remote in from their respective dwellings to bring you another episode of buffoonish gab. We kick things off with a quick game of "Would You Rather" which examines the importance of hygiene vs entertainment. Then the guys cross-examine one another in regards to their bathing habits. Later, after disc...

EP 36 | Potato Boss Lady and Girthy Music 09.04.2020

The guys are joined again by Agent Oahu. Connecting remotely, they quickly discuss their current situations before breaking down the the infamous zoom meeting with Mrs. Potato Head boss lady. Finally they wrap things up with a fun game of desert island and they draft the most iconic cars of all time.

EP 35 | COVID-19 Update and Keeping Dem Muscles Big 02.04.2020

While obeying social distancing practices, Nick and Kawika have finally coordinated to record Can Of Spam remotely from each of their homes. In this update episode, we find out a shocking reality and how it is being dealt with. Also, to lighten things up a bit, they discuss the social ramifications of what it must be like to be a male lady bug.

EP 34 | What Flavor Is Your Fridge? 25.03.2020

In the mythical times before social distancing, The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez came together in a secret meeting to discuss matters of the upmost importance. Listen in to their conversation about the gag reflex and flavors of your refrigerator.

EP 33 | Not Magic Mushrooms and Best Movie Monsters 12.03.2020

Bret is back as this episodes guest, wooing all of us into submissive acts with his exotic accent. After a little conversation about health and the rise of mushroom supplements, they have a bit of self deprecating fun. They build a hypothetical poor soul named Carl who has all of the worst traits the three have to offer from themselves. Finally they wrap it up with an awesome draft where they choo...

EP 32 | Best Poke Bowls and A Playlist Of Doom 05.03.2020

The duo is joined by their buddy Ethan, a high energy foody with an affinity for the art of eating out. The boys talk a bit about eating poke followed by a fun game of Snake Oil. Somewhere along the lines, Ethan takes us through a hilarious poop story. To wrap things up, Nick, Kawika and Ethan attempt to create their own playlist of the most annoying songs ever, in one of the funniest drafts to da...

EP 31 | The MSCHF Box and Pleasurable Polymers 24.02.2020

Agent Oahu is back at Tin Can Studios joining Nick and Kawika for some good old banter. First, they pick Agent Oahu’s brain on some of the perks of living in Kailua. Then they dissect the phenomenon of mystery boxes with the recent emergence of the MSCHF Box. It’s quite the social experiment. Later they dive into a fun game of snake oil, and they wrap the show up by revealing some of their most in...

EP 30 | I Have A Right To Be Fertile! A Valentine's Day Origin Story 18.02.2020

You're in for a treat as Nick and Kawika had their little powwow this past Valentine's Day. Nick gives Kawika a bit of a history lesson before they play around with the idea of suddenly waking up in the 1800's. Then, Nick goes on a rant about common phrases that he believes make no sense. Finally, they wrap it up with a few road rage triggers and give a bit of advice on buying household items.

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