Caffeine Vampires Productions
The Caffeine Vampires Podcast
Welcome to The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. We are your 3 hosts, Ian, Urmi and Khrys and we talk about probably everything you can think of from river rituals, explaining you're dead to your date, soundproof rooms on planes, bathroom disasters, aliens and so much more. For funny conversations on (hopefully) relatable topics and many goofy stories to go along with them, make sure to check in every week so you can hear us talk about absolutely useless stuff that we will entertain you with. Thank you so much for listening and stay beaned
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Caffeine Vampires Productions
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Jun 24, 2026
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Episodes
Facebook is 30% of your grade, Count Sharpteeth and Blargh-Nargh // [22] 24.06.2026 39:03
Join Khrys, Urmi and Ian this week once again as they discuss many topics such as how Khrys one needed facebook to get a full grade, what an episode might look like with a vampire named Count Sharpteeth on the show and our new Alien friend Blargh-Nargh if aliens turned out to be real. Again sadly we had some minor tech issues with delays in this episode but we did our best to make sure it still so...
Chicken wings and nostalgia // [21] 03.05.2026 46:37
After many weeks of tech issues stopping us (again) from getting an episode out, WE ARE BACK (again) for episode 21 of the Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Join Ian, Urmi and Khrys this week as we talk about, the proper amount of chicken wings, was everything better before we controlled it?, the joy of surprise, Avatar the last air bender and much much more. Thank you so much for tuning in and be sure t...
Airport prices suck, airport coffee sucks, airport people suck // [20] 25.01.2026 33:54
WE ARE BACK! It's been a few weeks but thank you so much for continuing to listen and for coming back for now episodes. In this weeks episode, Ian, Khrys and Urmi talk about 3 free things they could take for life, how expensive airport prices are, weird things they recently saw in airports and the strange way an airport check in desk was frozen in strange circumstances. Be sure to follow us on Ins...
Wi-Fi Ovens and can vampires have babies? // [18] 30.11.2025 44:24
In this episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, the hosts dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the absurdity of Wi-Fi-enabled ovens to the quirks of vampire mythology. With plenty of laughter and spontaneous moments, they explore the challenges of modern technology, share personal anecdotes, and ponder the mysteries of supernatural creatures. Join the fun as they navigate through chaos a...
Ghost friends, crooked men and spiders feel like snakes spiritually. // [17] 09.11.2025 51:36
In Episode 17 of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, join hosts Ian, Khrys, and Urmi as they dive into a world of ghostly tales and eerie encounters. From Khrys's ghostly friend Jeremiah to Urmi's unsettling dreams, the 3 hosts shares spine-chilling stories and personal experiences that will leave you questioning the supernatural. Whether it's urban exploring or snake charming, this episode is packed w...
Xbox Gamepass: A Costly Subscription. 02.11.2025 1:00:39
In this episode, the hosts discuss the recent price increase of Microsoft's Xbox Game Pass and the implications it has for consumers. They express their frustrations over the lack of substantial improvements in the service despite the significant hike in fees. The conversation also touches on the broader trend of rising costs in the gaming industry, the impact of subscription services, and the dis...
Ghosts, goblins and questionable life choices. The Caffeine Vampires Halloween special Part 2 31.10.2025 42:45
In this Halloween special episode of the Caffeine Vampires Podcast, the hosts and their guests share a mix of spooky stories, personal experiences, and cultural legends. From real-life ghost encounters to local myths, the conversation flows with humor and chills, creating an engaging atmosphere for listeners. The episode highlights the importance of storytelling during Halloween, encouraging every...
Possessed or just dramatic? The Caffeine Vampires Halloween special 30.10.2025 37:28
The episode begins with a lively introduction to the Halloween special on the Caffeine Vampires podcast, featuring the usual hosts and two special guests. The hosts are dressed up for the occasion, setting a festive tone. They share humorous banter about their costumes and the challenges of wearing them, like makeup not showing well on camera. The conversation shifts to spooky stories, with one ho...
It's not weird to people watch, earphone failures, public transport sucks. // 16 26.10.2025 45:18
In this episode of "The Caffeine Vampires Podcast," Ian, Urmi and Khrys dive into a lively discussion about the nuances of people-watching and the contrasting vibes of big cities versus smaller towns. They explore the idea of observing people in public spaces, not in a creepy way, but as a means to understand different lifestyles and the stress that often accompanies urban living. They discuss emb...
Ian believes in sugar witchcraft, love for fictional characters, teenage breakups are stupid. // [15] 19.10.2025 49:31
In this episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Urmi, Ian and Khrys engage in a light-hearted and humorous discussion about various topics, including their experiences with breakups, the nature of relationships, and the absurdity of some beliefs. They explore the differences between teenage and adult breakups, comparing the emotional weight of each and drawing parallels to prison sentences. The...
Girl Talk, Relationship stories, Cheating Partners.// The Caffeine Vampires Podcast: Girl Talk 15.10.2025 15:02
Join Urmi and Khrys for a special bonus episode of "The Caffeine Vampires Podcast," where they dive into a candid and insightful girl talk. In this episode, they explore the dynamics of relationships, trust, and transparency, sharing personal stories and discussing a thought-provoking Reddit post. Whether you're looking for a laugh or some heartfelt advice, this episode is sure to resonate. Tune i...
Ass diamonds, more tech issues, the rapture. // [14] 12.10.2025 51:19
Join Ian, Khrys and Urmi on this week's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast where they talk about famous people having diamonds in strange places, tech issues getting even worse and the current Rapture news in America. All that and more on today's episode of The Caffeine Vampires podcast. Be sure to follow us on media and Youtube where we post more content that you might like. You can find us...
It's a very Monday Monday, tech issues never stop, Men are creepy. // [13] 05.10.2025 39:53
Join Ian, Urmi and Khrys on this week's technical disaster of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. From the first 15 mins of Ian's audio and video missing, to Urmi's mic randomly disconnecting from her laptop mid recording this episode is a real special one. The hosts did their best but it was not easy. Make sure to follow us on social media @caffeinevampirespodcast or click the LinkTree below: https://...
Do we talk about ghosts too much, horror movies, final destination // [12] 28.09.2025 54:41
Join us on this week's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast as your 3 hosts, Ian, Urmi and Khrys talk about could kids make the most effective ghost hunters, what horror movies truamatised them as kids, the Final Destination movies, and how the hosts as kids didn't realise going somewhere without telling their parents was scary for them. All that and more on this week's episode. Be sure to che...
OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE! [11] 21.09.2025 51:58
Welcome back to The Caffeine Vampires Podcast now with video!! Join Ian, Khrys and Urmi this week as they all come back from a little break and talk about their recent holidays, funny concert moments, Childhood fictional crushes, character deaths that traumatised them and much more. Make sure to leave a rating and comment and follow our socials @CaffeineVampiresPodcast or click the link to our Lin...
Interesting new games, Is there too many game remakes?. Caffeine Vampires Game Chat 14.09.2025 42:10
Join Ian and Khrys on todays episode of The Caffeine Vampires Game Chat as they discuss some of their favourite games in the past, interesting upcoming games that mix genres, potentially getting into voice acting and games that we know exist but don't have much info on. All that and more on today's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Game chat. Make sure to follow us on our socials at the link here:...
I just wanna nom nom nom the white stuff // [10] 17.08.2025 49:36
On today's episode number 10 of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Urmi, Ian and Khrys talk about the mystery that is a cola flavour, the demons want children, bodies of water in the dark is a very creepy thing, a mini game, Khrys like's eating white stuff and Slender man. All that and more on today's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Be sure to follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok @thec...
We all hate our lives this is great // [9] 10.08.2025 1:00:48
On this week's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Khrys, Ian and Urmi talk about how weird birthdays can be, hating our lives for various reasons, turning 30 can feel like your life is over, 6ft tank underneath Urmi's house and new ways to imagine Urmi. Like a frog for some reason. All that and more on today's episode 9 of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Make sure to check us out on Youtube...
Keep crying and you'll go to the soundproof room // [8] 03.08.2025 1:04:30
On this week's episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Khrys, Urmi and Ian talk about MTV memories, drunk people and kids are the worst on flights, strange habits we develop during COVID and much much more. As always thank you so much for listening and be sure to follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Youtube @thecaffeinevampirespodcast. Stay beaned, and we'll see you next time.
Polishing the floor, Ian is more air than skin, perfect sleeping conditions // [7] 27.07.2025 1:05:47
On this week's episode of The Caffeine Vampires podcast, Ian Khrys and Urmi talk about instructions you completely misunderstand as a kid, what makes the perfect sleeping conditions, moving to different countries and partying a lot. All that and more on today's episode of The Caffeine Vampires podcast. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Youtube @TheCaffeineVampiresPodcast and stayed tun...
Foot Demons, feeling like you're in a movie, annoying siblings / [6] 20.07.2025 48:33
In this episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Ian, Khrys and Urmi, discuss various topics ranging from their experiences with weather, cultural differences, and the joy of music to sibling dynamics and fears of the dark. They share humorous anecdotes about family interactions, delve into the peculiarities of rainy days, and explore culinary trends like eating flowers. The conversation culminat...
Smoking hot // Walking red flags [5] 10.07.2025 51:00
On this episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Khrys, Ian and Urmi discuss the second date, being friends for over 1000 years when you secretly hate each other, walking red flags. All that and much much more on Episode 5 of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Make sure to check out our first bonus episode this week, Game Chat, where Khrys and Ian discuss hot topics in the industry.
Are Games Getting Too Expensive to Own? Caffeine Vampires Game Chat 08.07.2025 51:47
In this episode of Caffeine Vampire Productions presents Game Chat, join Ian and Khrys as we dive into the hot topics shaking the gaming world. We explore the rising game prices and what it means for gamers and developers alike. We also tackle the controversial issue of game ownership and the implications of recent changes in terms of service. We also discuss the age-old debate of quality over qua...
Suck first, Sip later, The first date [episode 4] 30.06.2025 49:08
Join Ian, Urmi and Khrys this week as they talk about vampire dating, suck first sip later and the birth of suck me dot com (not a real website). All that and more in this weeks episode of The Caffeine Vampires Podcast.
Cursed Money, River Rituals and Drunken Pasta. Episode 3 23.06.2025 42:57
This week on the Caffeine Vampires Podcast, Ian, Khrys and Urmi talk about if money you pick up off the ground is cursed, rituals when passing rivers, and Khrys's pasta that could make her drunk. All that and more on todays episode of the Caffeine Vampires Podcast. Make sure to comment your favouite moment below!
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