Hell is Here

The C. J. J. B. and J. P. N. Brand Podcast

Arts EN ↓ 34 episodes

Cast currently: Chris Brittle, Jack Nankervis, Jake Crocker, Tristan James, Adele Nankervis, Mark Nankervis and Geoff Brittle. Age rating: 2 to 18 (because of a kids characters). Note: We don't glorify, advertise, facilitate or agree with any crimes that appear in future episodes. If it is allowed me (Chris) and Jack would like to turn monetisation off for a few topics. Everything that appears in the podcast, unless it is stated as fact will be fictional.

Author

Hell is Here

Category

Arts

Podcast website

www.spreaker.com

Latest episode

Dec 23, 2025

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Episodes

Update part 2 - collection 1 23.12.2025

Transcript: Collection 1, what is it? Well, Collection 1 is the best combination I could muster up. That being a combination of the old episodes that have been removed from this page from my formative years, the audio-drama teasers I have been releasing and the stories/episodes that I have written that I have not yet released… Some episodes will be more story anchored, some will be more camp than...

Apologies and update on upcoming projects 23.12.2025

Transcript: Some unfortunate news regarding projects… The teasers for The (Canon) Rodger Rat episode and the teasers for The Unnamed Episode that were going to be released in early 2026….Because of voice acting complications and a series episode rearrangement, those episodes will have to be released later on; with a different voice actor for that episode. But in other news, we do have an episode t...

Rodger Rat (Canon) teaser (minor body horror, uncanny kid's book and implied PTSD) 21.12.2025

Transcript: John Brittle (reminiscing): Rodger Brittle, my brother wrote this book for me when I was merely a child… He was quite well-learned for his age; being twenty and all! (jovial) I jest—of course! (Reminiscing with a hint of dread and trepidation) He is a good writer, but that is not why I am reading it to you here; it is the drawings…They are quite peculiar if you ask me. (Being humorous)...

Test recordings ‐ For the Foreword of an account (Excerpt 2), (human experimenting and swearing) 18.12.2025

Transcript: John Brittle: (monotonous and detached with a hint of grouchiness and begrudging) Hello there, this is Jonathan Brittle and I think I have found something prudent and worthwhile. This is regarding an account made for The Council for those in the know… like I. It is about an experiment revolving around an anomalous room—if you know you know… And that is why you are hearing of this now....

Rodger Rat (Non Canon) 18.12.2025

Transcript: 1. Rodger Rat liked going to the store. 2. Rodger Rat didn't find it a chore. 3. He wandered by himself, through shelf upon shelf. 4. Looking for goodies to keep all to himself. 5. Rodger wasn't selfless; he was greedy and mean. 6. Some would say, “he was tiny and lean.” 7. He wasn't nice to look at all; as he was all dirty and small. 8. Even when suited and wearing a hat. He wasn't ve...

Test recordings ‐ For the Foreword of an account (Excerpt) 17.12.2025

Something is coming... Transcript: John Brittle (reluctant and grumpy, trying to figure out how to introduce his foreword): hello… Hello there! Hello there. This is!? This is… This is? This is… I am? (Coming to a decision) Yes, Jonathan Brittle! (He is sure that no one will, he is being sarcastic) For those that care… *Barely noticed cut between lines* (Disgruntled and grumpy) Hah! Why am I even b...

A snippet of the upcoming teaser, loud noise from 19 secs to 32 secs with audio distortions throughout 12.02.2025

Loud sound warning loud sounds between 19 seconds and 32 seconds, and distortions are present throughout Written by Chris J. J. Brittle and voiced by Chris J. J. Brittle Transcript: *The hum of breathing in that vibe of the exasperation which came with next intimate rave of static* *This time the clone lingered, lagged behind him as if a residual odour and aftereffect and echo**A long dragged-out...

A theme song for the series, which is coming out on December 25th at the earliest.  29.05.2024

Enjoy

Update 23.01.2024

Voiced by Chris No script, fully improvised

The meanings of old phrases - Episode 1 23.01.2024

Written and voiced by Chris

The meaning of Latin words - episode 6 23.01.2024

Written and voiced by Chris

Meanings of old words - episode 6 23.01.2024

Written and voiced by Chris

Meanings of old words - episode 5. Age rating - 2. 19.12.2023

Written and directed by Chris Voiced by Chris

Serialised Anthology's Pilot Episode - Teaser trailer 3. Age rating - 12. (Warning - Body Horror) 04.12.2023

Written and directed by Chris Voiced by Dan (Fiverr)

General information, regarding teaser trailers (Note: The voice-actors depending on price, may only be voicing them in the remasters.) 25.11.2023

Voiced and written by Chris

Serialised Anthology's Pilot Episode - Teaser trailer 2. Age rating - 3 25.11.2023

Written and directed by Chris Brittle Cast: Chris J. J. Brittle - writer, director and voice actor (Mr. Grim Bones and Tyson Cat) Tristan James - voice actor (Rodger Rat and (Sentient) Rodger Rat) Jack P. Nankervis - voice actor (Norman Rat)

Voice actors are need. Age rating 2 and up. 23.11.2023

Chrismaxo777@gmail.com

Serialised Anthology's Pilot Episode - Teaser trailer 1. (Warnings - threats of harm to living characters in fictional worlds and insanity), 23.11.2023

Voiced and written by Chris

The Meanings of Cornish Words - episode 2 05.11.2023

Written and voiced by Chris

The Meanings of Latin Words - episode 2 05.11.2023

Written and voiced by Chris

The Meanings of Old Words - episode 3 05.11.2023

Written and voiced by Chris

The Meanings of Cornish Words, warning - may contain mispronounced Cornish words 22.10.2023

Written and voiced by Chris

The Meanings of Latin Words warning - may contain mispronounced Latin words 22.10.2023

Written and voiced by Chris

Update on why there was no episode this week 22.10.2023

This is referring to The Meanings of Words from the Past (series) Written and voiced by Chris

Teaser - for the first youtube animation. Age rating - 10. Warning - Bloody violence 09.10.2023

It can be found here. https://youtu.be/QQlkLH3ufu4 Transcript - https://chrisbrittlejackna.wixsite.com/cjjbandjpn-1/post/first-animation-transcript

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