The Buzzed Kill Podcast

EP 246 - The Quint-Essentials: JAWS Retrospective Pt. 1 Duuuuh dun….. duuuuh dun….. duuh dun, duh dun, duh dun, duh dun The fact that we could leave you with that ominous sound in this description, and most of you would know what this episode is about, speaks for itself. But it’s not like us to chum the waters, then leave you on the line, so if that’s not enough to reel you in, maybe you’ll take t...

Episode 245 - By The Dawns Early Fright Everyone has that one really patriotic uncle. The guy who lives and dies for that 4th of July BBQ, and bleeds red, white, and blue. The guy who won’t stand for negative talk about the good old US of A. The guy who will dress up in a silly, patriotic costume, stalk his way through a small town event, and pick off men, women, children, police, and politicians...

Episode 244 - To Catch An Editor Who is the humble film editor? A person who has trained and perfected the art of seeing what is, and what could be? A mystical conduit between the realms of the living and the dead? Or just some dork who went to film school? These are the questions that we set out to answer this week. So grab some Slow Slicing Fruited Kettle Sour from Nightmare Brewing Company, and...

Episode 243 - Bitches Be Trippin' You know that moment, right before the mushies kick in, and you’re like, “Hmmm…. Maybe we should have done this in the safety of our own home, not in a creepy forest just a couple miles from an abandoned, likely haunted, home for troubled youth where a bunch of torture, murder, emotional, and physical trauma occurred. Oh well, everything will probably be fine. Let...

Episode 242 - Blame It On The A-A-A-A-A-Annabelle Listen, we are totally ok admitting that we played with dolls when we were kids. In fact, we think it’s kind of weird that some people don’t play with dolls. What’s not to love about them? They’re cute, they’re cuddly, they can be your friend when nobody else is around to play, they occasionally move all by themselves, sometimes you wake up in the...

Episode 241 - The End Of Perfection Follow us! Twitter: @thebuzzedkillPC Instagram: @thebuzzedkillpodcast Facebook.com/thebuzzedkillpodcast MOVIES WE DISCUSSED - TREMORS: A COLD DAY IN HELL (2017) - TREMORS: SHREIKER ISLAND (2020)

Episode 240 - Fortune Favors The Grave You know what they say about money, you can’t take it with you when you die. Usually that’s true, but what if you’re undead? Does all that money still matter to you? I mean, how pissed would you be if someone told you that you can’t take it with you when you die, so you blow all of your money, then one day, you wake up undead and broke? Honestly, most people...

Episode 239 - No Saw In The Champagne Room So Chris Rock, Samuel L. Jackson, Audrey from Vegas Vacation, and a pig marionette walk into a soap factory. No, this isn't the set up to a joke, and no we're not describing a fever dream that we had. We are, of course, talking about Spiral: From The Book Of Saw. So grab some D**** Original Oatmeal Stout from O'Fallon Brewery, and join us, because We Want...

Episode 238 - Mama, I'm Coming Home It’s official! Your third favorite podcast duo is fully vaccinated and comfortably sitting across from each other, in the same room. It feels like finally coming home after being away for a long time, but better, because there is no over-bearing mother to tell us to stop “running around with damn, dirty whores”(her words not ours), or weird ex-army buddies who h...

EP 237 - Round 2, FIGHT! So last week wasn’t such a flawless victory after all, because it turns out, properly managing our time on this show is not necessarily our strong suit. Give us a break though, we’re only human. It’s for the best though, because that meant this week we could dedicate our whole discussion to the new Mortal Kombat film, and that’s exactly what we did. Three mortals, two blon...

Episode 236 - Getting Toasty! Round One. Fight. This week the nostalgia flows through our veins like white-hot lightning, because in the landscape of pure awesomeness that is 90's video game film adaptations, one series reigns supreme on the blood-soaked fields of Kombat. From the cutting edge fight choreography, and state-of-the-art green screen technology, to the stunning CGI, and cornball white...

Episode 235 - We Got The Ghost Clap: A Journey Through The Wan-iverse Pt 1. We know that the title of this episode is a bit suggestive, and that’s because when you really think about it, being haunted by a ghost or a demon is a lot like having an std. You usually get it by doing something that seems fun at the time, but is ultimately a huge mistake. It takes the help of a professional, and a lot o...

Episode 234 - Silence Of The Lames Mike quietly told me this week that spending the past two weeks in silence has helped him to better understand the sound.... of a whisper. He’s been full of little existential whimsies like that since “the accident” (his words not mine). It’s truly obnoxious, and I’m realizing that a silent Mike might be even worse for my mental health than one who can speak, but...

Episode 233 - Vocal Range Against The Machine You know what they say, “sometimes you do the laundry, and well, sometimes the laundry does you.” To be be perfectly honest, we don’t know who “they” are, and we don’t know why they say that. Outside of a few very specific situations, it doesn’t really seem to make sense. Unfortunately for us, however, one of those very specific situations just happene...

Episode 232 - A Buzzed Kill Countdown - Top 10 Easter Eggs On Easter Sunday the time honored tradition of the Easter Egg hunt will never die. So us, being the good boys that we are, will happily oblige with our own version. So may we present to you, our Top 10 Easter Eggs found in our favorite genre. So grab a couple Brew LInk Nuttercup peanut butter and chocolate porters and celebrate with us! Fo...

Episode 231 - We're Losing Our Patients We've all heard the saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" but what if the apple only exists in your head and the doctor doesn't want to stay away? Well, in that case no amount of therapy is going to help, so you might as well self medicate with some Transient Brewing's Lost In The Fog & Haze and join us as we diagnose a couple of movies and see if t...

Episode 230 - Birth-Deja Vu Hey everybody. James here, and it’s my birthday! What did I do? Well not much, actually. I sat at home, away from all of my friends and family, questioning everything about life, watching the world slowly descend into madness all around me. Come to think of it, that’s what I did for my birthday last year... and every day since then. Strange, it’s almost like I’m living...

EP 229 - Throwback To The Future Nostalgia is a pretty powerful thing. That mental connection to the days of old, is something that we hold so dear that we even have a term for the things that are meant to tap into that reminiscent feeling a joy, a throwback. Hell, we even have a day dedicated to it, Throwback Thursday. You know, that day when you share pictures from the past and think back fondly...

Episdoe 228 - I Drank The Grains, Down in Africa Africa. What a wild place. Can you imagine going there and camping out in plains, being one with nature? Attempting to get as close as you can to the wildlife and becoming a part of the natural world? Well that's all fine and dandy until you befriend a pride of lions or a crazy old man who both just want to use you for dinner. Then things just get a...

Episode 227 - An Animatraumatic Experience As kids, most of us probably had the same idea of what would make for a total dream birthday. Your parents tell you that you're headed some place awful for the day, like that b***h Aunt Tina's house, so you spend the entire car ride moping. You were so caught up in your thoughts that you didn't even realize that you were in the parking lot Chuck E. Cheese...

Episode 226 - Home Sweet Home It's true, what they say. There really is no place like your own home, be it ever so humble. But what if you find yourself in a home that's not your own? What if the owners of the home are not exactly the most hospitable hosts? And what if the home itself isn't really ever so humble? We can answer all of those questions with the story of our last trip to our Aunt Tina...

EP 225 - Love Is Dead This Valentine's Day give your Ex just what they always wanted. More of you! Show your undying love by showing up at their doorstep daily or pop into their room everytime they are about to get down to business with Chad. Fucking Chad. And by no means, take no for an answer. They'll come around eventually. But while your waiting, grab a tallboy of some Rogue Chocolate Stout Ni...

Episode 224 - Wearing Our Rubbers It's a situation that a lot of young men are familiar with. You meet a nice girl, you connect on every level, you start dating, and before you know it, that special night arrives. She feels safe and comfortable in your arms, and you both know that it's the right moment. She gives you a shy look and says, "Did you bring protection?". "Yeah sure, I always have my Ka...

Episode 223 - Somebody's Watching Me You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Well, guess what. You are being watched, and we don’t mean that in the proverbial, “Hey man, they’re always watching” sense. We literally mean that you are being watched, right this second, by a dude named Gerald. Frankly, we’re a little surprised that you didn’t figure that out yet. Usually if the smell doesn...

Episode 222 - Undercarriage Carnage Do you guys remember having the talk with your parents? The really awkward one about how, “you’re getting older now, and you’re going to start seeing some changes in your body”. You know, THAT talk. It’s great that they tried to prepare us and all, but there were some pretty glaring omissions from the information they gave us. They told us about the growing pain...