The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 221 - Our Drinks Are Numbered Would you rather spend 28 days trying to survive a zombie apocalypse, 30 days trying to survive constant attacks from ravenous vampires, or one day in the same room as us? It’s really a tough call. Two of the options involve your likely demise, that would no doubt happen in some excruciatingly painful way, but the third option involves having to spend a full d...

Episode 220 - Left For The Wolves We think it’s fair to say that the year 2020 was for the birds, right? Well wouldn’t you know it, 2021 isn’t faring much better so far. At the rate we’re going 2021 might be better off if we just leave it to the wolves. Are you guys getting the theme here? It’s an animal thing.... just, just go along with it, alright? Gosh! This week we grabbed some Husky IPA from...

Episode 219 - The Shape Of Drunk To Come V It’s officially 2021, folks! You know what they say, “Out with the old, and in with the..... old?” Wait that doesn’t sounds right. *checks notes* Yeah, out with the old and in with the old. That’s what it says right here on this very official looking piece of paper I’m holding. Well, grab a bottle of champagne, and join us as we take a look at the year ah...

Episode 218 - Hair Of The Nog The holidays are a magical time, filled with good cheer, lights, music, egg nog, family, friends, bourbon slushes, movies, beer.. food... wine.... peppermint schnapps..... Irish cream, cranberry Moscow mules, mimosas, bloody marys, peppermint White Russians, Brandy Alexanders, grasshoppers, Manhattans. Ugh, we’re getting a hangover just thinking about it, and what’s t...

Episode 217 - Slay Bells Ring There’s no denying the fact that Christmas feels different this year. Many of our most beloved yearly traditions have had to take a backseat to staying safe and healthy. If there is one thing we can count On though, it’s that Santa will still visit us on Christmas Eve. Yes, Jolly Old St. Nick, and his reindeer, going from house to house with toys for all of the good c...

Episode 216 - Bad Brew: Ghostbusters: Answer The Call We’re guessing you can all remember where you were four years ago when you saw the events that unfolded before our eyes. 2016 is a year that will live in infamy for years to come. We watched the news in stunned silence as we thought to ourselves, “how has our country come to this?” Now four years later, the embarrassment continues for some, whi...

Episode 215 - A Jolly Holiday With Mary Well it's officially December. However things look a little bit...different this year. Kind of like our movies for this week. They sound like movies we've seen before...they have the same name as movies we've seen before...but they aren't. On the bright side, they are both held together by casts lead by one of the best actresses in the game - Mary Elizabeth...

Episode 214 - Welcome To Pipers Pit You’ve all heard the old folktale about the Pied Piper, right? Using his magic pan pipe he led the rats out of an infested city, only to be stiffed on the bill when he came to collect his fee. So using the same magic pipe, he led the children of the city away and they were never seen again. That’s pretty dark, if you ask us, so we think it’s time to lay that old...

Episode 213 - The Hills STILL Have Eyes Our grandpa always used this old adage about traveling in the desert. The one that goes “If the thirst doesn’t get you, the cannibals will. And if somehow you manage to avoid the cannibals, the genetically mutated, roid-raging, penis mouth, virus banshees will probably suck your brains out of your nose.” Haha. Grandpa Lance used to talk about the coolest stu...

EP 212 - The Game Is Afoot...And An Arm You’ve all heard the saying, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”, right? Well, this weeks episode is kind of like that with just a small difference. “Play stupid, deadly games, win a s***load of money.... or die maybe. You’ll probably die... but you might get some money..... but in all likelihood, you’ll die.” That should be pretty much all you need to kn...

Episode 211 - Hangovers Are A Witch We have pretty refined tastes here at The Buzzed Kill Podcast. We love classical music, or a night out at the ballet. Do we speak French? Oui Oui. However, we're also known to cut loose from time to time. Don't be surprised if you find us having a little too much wine every once in a while, and sure you might catch us crawling through weirdly lit rooms filled wi...

Episode 210 - 2 Modern 2 Monsters Well another Halloween season has come and gone and if you're like us, then you're nursing that Halloween hangover with more monsters, more spookiness and most importantly...MORE DRINKS! That's right, we fully believe in concept of the Hair of the dog...well in this case the werewolf and sucking down more of the blood of life. So join us with a sixer of Schöfferho...

Episode 209 - Modern Monsters There are some classics fashions that just never go out of style. Levi’s Jeans, Chuck Taylors, wayfarer sunglasses, white t-shirts. Yes, we realize we just described the cover of every Bruce Springsteen album. What can we say, they don’t call him The Boss for nothing. Well, likewise in film, the true classics never go out of style. So this week, we grabbed a modern tw...

Episode 208 - Never Drink Alone We had an old scout master who would always tell us to be prepared for anything. "Always keep your socks dry, your knives sharp, your canteen full, and most importantly... never drink alone", he would say to us. Of course, he died in a freak sleeping bag accident, so what did he know? That being said, we always remembered the words of our scout master, and to this d...

Episode 207 - A Grizzly Fishing Accident Most urban legends start off based on something tangible in the real world. Then, over time as the original story fades into obscurity, the story takes on a life of its own. Such is the case with lost films as well. What happened? Why wasn't it finished? Why..HOW was George Clooney in it? Usually we don't get the answers, but on occasion these films get new...

Episode 206 - One Hell Of A Production “That’s the Devil’s music!!!” We’re guessing a decent amount of you have had that fired at you by your parents, or a clergyman, or maybe your religious aunt who pretends to be more pious than the rest of the family, but who also definitely has a pack of Marlboro’s and a flask full of hooch in her purse at all times. They were all wrong though, because they we...

Episode 205 - Need For Feed Being a vegan these days can’t be very easy. From rising prices in produce, to dishonest business practices that could lead to your “vegan friendly” food containing animal products, we really feel for you. You know who has it even harder though? Cannibals. Between being shunned by society for taboo behavior, and not knowing what your food was getting up to before it bec...

Episode 204 - They're All Going To Drink With You! It’s The King’s birthday, and we’re celebrating in style. We pulled out all of the stops for Stephen’s party this year. We hired local celebrity, Johnny Smith, to come and, in his own words ,“read.. everybahdies.. fwah-chins”. We’ve got US Senate hopeful Gregory Stillson in the house. Such a gentlemen, and the kids just adore him. That’s right, ev...

Episode 203 - Shave That Swampy Thang! Boy meets girl. Boy shows girl his amazing plant/animal combinant DNA formula. Boy gets covered in his formula, bursts into flames, falls into a bog, and re-emerges as a hulking swamp monster, who’s as tough as crabgrass, but makes love like a goldenrod. It’s a story as old as time. This week we grabbed some Hop Thing IPA from Abomination Brewing, and wallowe...

Episode 202 - Try The Kool-Aid, It's To Die For! It's cold, it's refreshing, it's sweet and flavorful, it's full of nostalgic goodness, and the best par... you can have it whenever you want for less than a dollar per packet, and the cost of a cup of sugar. Oh, and of course you must vow to give of yourself eternally, and pledge your undying devotion to the tree goddess, the giver of life. Those de...

Episode 201 - A Craft Service Nightmare Working in the craft service industry is hard. With all the different diets out there it's a tall order to try and please everyone on a film set. Between the actors that will eat anything and those with specialty diets that only eat Vegan, Veggie, Keto, fresh blood, or even the flesh of the other crew members, it's a miracle that anything gets served at all!...

Episode 200 - Fears, Beers & 4 Year Cheers Here we are. The two hundredth episode, and our four year anniversary. If you know us personally, you’d know that we’re not well known for our ability to fully commit ourselves to many of the hundreds of great ideas we have on a weekly basis, but this is the one that we have been able to pull off. Yeah, we know that what we decided to commit to is drinkin...

Episode 199 - Because Your Face Is Worth It: A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Pt. 4 Well, we've made it. This is officially our last episode in the 100's, our last episode in our TCM retrospective, and our last episode before we ritualistically sacrifice ourselves to the podcast gods. Oh wait.... I've just been informed that we are, in fact, not invited to the ritual sacrifice because we ne...

Episode 198 - This Episode's Title Is A Mystery When we’re not watching horror movies, you can probably find us watching a documentary. Usually, they are documentaries about horror movies because we LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!! Whoa, sorry about that. Clearly you can see that we’re passionate about this. However sometimes we get sick of documentaries about horror, and that’s when we turn to something th...

Episode 197 - Easy Breezy Beautiful, Cut-A-Girl: A Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Part 3 Sometimes you need to just start over. For example, let's say you've been in a long term relationship, maybe about 21 years, and that relationship has just grown tired. Maybe its become an actual parody of itself. What do you do? Start over of course! At first everything is great, but then by the second...