The Bruise Brothers Power Hour

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A classic NFL 6-pack!

Other League Stuff & Housekeeping (Beginning) State of the League (13:45) Ari becomes Jeremy (19:20) Trade Stuff (39:00) Kev's TV Room (59:35) Rotten Tomatoes on Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Dickie Roberts, Rat Race, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty and MORE (1:04:01)

Josh Jacobs is Asian, Ruggs is coming back, ED Drama (0:30) Lady Ball Knowers (10:40) Guessing the Ladies (15:05) Kevin & Chad's BIG Bryce Young Bet (44:25) New Tuba (55:40) State of the League (1:01:30) Wins Pool Update (1:35:00) LB Lounge (1:40:20)

Opening Chit Chat (Mr. Miagi, Hassidic Sex, OutKast) - (3:30) Welcome to Blake A / Carter the HEEL - (12:00) Championship Tribute to Rainey & Zhao (18:00) 2025 Rookie Draft Picks We Hated & Loved (20:50) Trades Breakdown (30:00) Fortune Cookies (53:00) RoShamBRO + Wins Pool Draft (55:30) League Predictions 12 to 1 + PUNS (1:07:40)

Segments: Handwriting Drama (2:30) State of the League - fingering? internships? banging? taxes? (9:45) Trade Deadline Recap (16:10) Rookie Redraft (58:00) See below for order Suicide Corner (1:13:05) Playoff Preview (1:17:00) LB Lounge (1:44:25) Jayden Daniels MHJ Nabers Bowers Caleb BTJ Nix Maye Ladd Brooks Bucky McCarthy Rome Penix Keon Worthy Benson Legette Tracy Corum Estime Pearsall Braelon...

A Half-Hearted Deshaun Watson Zag (2:00) TikTok / Wins Pool Update (14:50) State of the League: A Parody (21:00) 5 Worst Trades Ever (34:20) Ari's Theory Theater (1:01:30) Letterboxd Lounge (1:05:30) Beefer Book Reports (1:11:30)

Alan Tries to Trap Kevin (2:45) 60 Second Soapbox (7:10) Wins Pool Draft (12:30) 12 to 1 League Ranks (18:45)

Clayman's Terms (0:55) Adopted Beef of the Week (4:30) Playoff Team Ceremony (10:00) Playoff Preview & Picks (18:00)

Pillow Talk (1:00) Wins Pool Update (4:00) Nate & Don: 2 Co-Owners, 9 Quarterbacks (8:00) Cream Update / Heel Culture / Rival Talk / Reality TV (15:30) Trade Deadline Recap (39:00) Playoff Predictions (57:40) LetterBUFF Lounge (1:04:30)

Intro (Matt Canada, Fancy Fast Casual, Metrics, The Pilcos) Bryce Young SLANDER Ref Talk! Playoff Team Predictions (feat: Don's Amazing Jaren Hall Bet That He SHOULD Have Won, Don Reveals His FAAB Strategy, Ari & Don Trade Naming Rights of Future Children for FAAB, Ari Admits Miles Sanders IS GOOD) 2023 Rookie REDRAFT: 1.1 - Stroud 1.2 - AR 1.3 - Bijan 1.4 - Rashee Rice 1.5 - JSN 1.6 - Gibbs 1...

Welcome Uncle Al and Uncle Nasty Wins Pool Update One Sentence For Each Team Special Guest - Kevin Link Hot or Not Tuba Guys Player Songs / Theory Theater

Housekeeping: Pay Your Dues! (6:00) Win's League Draft (12:00) Ranking Teams 12 to 1 (30:20) Ad Break 1 (1:16:11) Segment: 1,2,3,4 (1:18:30) Ad Break 2 (1:32:23) Big Sexy Uncle Al's Lock of the Week of the Year (PLUS: Kevin's ADDENDUM Lock of the Week of the Year) (1:35:35) Theory Theater (1:40:35) LB Lounge (1:49:50) Ari's Observation (1:57:46)

Draft Recap (Hated & Loved Picks) Ari's Median Scoring Rant Word of the Pod: Pageant Ad Break! 20 Questions Ari's Top 5 League Members to Get a Beer With Wicked Smarts

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE LETTERBOXD LOUNGE!!! 2022 Playoff Recap + Mushing Allegations (2:30) Draft Stuff (16:30) LETTERBOXD LOUNGE MEGA SEGMENT (35:40) Intro to Greg "The Omen" Sawyer - Measurables & Player Comps (37:37) Mikey Margs & Kev's 1000th Movie Review (43:36) Letterboxd Lounge Writers Room Roundtable - SPORTS MOVIES WE WANT TO SEE MADE (1:12:36)

Ari's Statement (2:20) Trade Recaps (7:40) Rules Talk (35:20) Playoff Preview (43:50) Ari's Theory Theatre (55:20) LB Lounge (1:09:50) Al's Bet (1:14:45)

APOLOGIES LISTENERS - TRYING TO GET THIS UP ASAP SO THERE ARE NO SWEET SOUND EFFECTS LIKE USUAL! Scab Talk (1:00) Locks / Fringes / Cross-offs UPDATE (6:30) DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! (20:45) Uncle Al's Big Sexy Crazy Disgusting Scabby Lock of the Week (54:30) LB Lounge (57:40) Theory Theater (1:03:03)

Crossoffs / Fringe Teams / LOCKS (2:00) Don & Nate (24:30) Uncle Al (57:30) Beefer Book Report (1:03:00) Ari's Theory Theatre (1:10:00)

League Buzz (0:30) Steve Rainey Special (15:00) Ad Break (40:00) Jeremy talks Goose, Daniel Jones and Cooper Rush! (42:50) Alan stabilizes the Skyyplane (1:00:00) Ari's Theory Theatre (1:08:30) Kev's Letterboxd Lounge (1:16:00) Uncle Crazy Al's Sexy Weird Wacky Pick of the Week (UCASWWPOTW) (1:24:00)

Ari is a LinkedIn Hot Girl, Alan Egg's Grubhub HQ, Kevin's longest bike ride (2:25) Week 1 Overreactions Buy or Sell (12:35) Playoff Teams Revisited (30:30) Beefer Book Report (42:15) Beef House & Beef of the Week (47:45) Uncle Al's Big Sexy Lock Of The Week (UABSLOTW) (50:20) Kev's Letterboxd Lounge (52:50) Ari's Theory Theatre (55:55)

PLEASE NOTE: FOOTBALL TALK BEGINS AT 31:40. EVERYTHING BEFORE IS NONSENSE! Mommy Acronyms (1:00) Podcast Housekeeping (5:55) Jerrick Reads His Big Announcement from Notecard (10:30) Alan's Chromeo Thing (16:00) Booker Beef Report (18:00) Ari's Brain Dump (25:00) Trade Reviews (31:40) Ranking All Teams 12 to 1 (48:30)

Recap of Rounds 1 & 2 of our Dynasty Supplement Draft (aka Rookie Draft). We WOULD have covered Rounds 3 & 4, but SOMEONE got too tired and "wasn't feeling it".... Breece Hall (8:12) Drake London (10:20) Kenneth Walker (13:30) Jameson Williams (16:26) Treylon Burks (19:05) Chris Olave (23:08) Garrett Wilson (25:21) Skyy Moore (28:43) Kenny Pickett (31:47) James Cook (35:09) George Pickens...

Darude is Suing Us Playoff Recap (Who's More Confident, Alan or Chad?) Chip Movers Offseason Review DEBATE ME! SOMEONE CHECK ON KYLE TRASK! Draft Order Stuff Hand Stuff

Furries & Roblox New League Rule What's Wrong with Us? Early Season Playoff Predictions Adjective Game Quick Zion Talk Beef of the Week Succession Wrap Up (cut short due to audio issues) *The audio gets messed up at minute 47. No idea why - almost lost entire thing*

Time Travel Scenario Deadline Deals Playoff Scenarios Captain's Orders Trivia (you absolutely do not need to listen to this)