The Brown Jewels

Ralph and Ross talk blatant money laundering businesses, Ross being attacked online by the cycling community, bad gig and bombing stories, Ralph's unwanted standing ovation plus confessions from both on the crimes they've committed.  Give Ross a follow on social media: Instagram Twitter TikTok Glasgow Comedy Festival Tickets Want to send me an anonymous message? Send one Right here Sugge...

In this episode Ralph talks poor guest introductions, first negative comments on YouTube, due to the greatest invention ever school is now irrelevant, not so great expectations, free time for teachers, skills future generations should learn, people marrying their laptops, slow AF people at self serve checkouts, sleep music lyric writing, history learning and Prince Andrew joking. PLUS the first an...

Ralph and Jay talk TV pitching and unwanted auditions followed by some chat around Jay getting recruited by scientology and funny stories from living in Los Angeles. Ralph asks Jay about being a judge at Scottish Street Food Awards, the dream job along with a future failure of a food and comedy TV show from Ralph. The episode ends with finding out about Jay teaching comedy to kids and Jay's G...

Ralph and Gareth talk mid-life crisis, pitching TV shows, having your own identity as a parent, slowly turning into old men,  a corporate gig in Nottingham, old school jokes, everyone has a price to do mad things, selling dirty socks online, exotic pets and celebrity rumours that have no evidence at all Give Gareth a follow on social media: Facebook Instagram Twitter TikTok Glasgow Comedy Festival...

Ralph and Chris talk about Chris working in a sex sauna, the Darwin awards, how long they want to live, TV shows with twists, living in China, going deaf in Italy and Ralph teaching English for an hour to an incredibly low standard. Give Chris a follow on social media: Facebook Instagram Twitter Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions...

Ralph talks the first gigs of the year, magnesium sleeping, Christmas Day pod listening, the Fringe show deal, superior water, banning words and faking deaths.  Have you sent an anonymous message yet? - Send it Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrown...

Ralph talks delusional new year goals and realistic replacements for them along with Cobin. Top tips/drugs for sleeping better in 2023 are talked over, bits on stage that consistently bombed including a story about an insane narcissist. We talk wild predictions for the year plus Ralph takes some swings at getting famous people on the podcast, live on the podcast. Have you sent an anonymous message...

Ralph and Sam talk about their love of unhealthy food, Christmas and Hogmanay tips, the TV show The Traitors, the mystery shitter the Cornwall swimming pool, what it was like for Sam to get married under lockdown rules and where he ended up on his wedding night. Sam talks about life in the country, the rules around talking about partners on stage and Sam gives Ralph advice on how to deal with emot...

Ralph and Angus talk awful food tips, life as a tour guide, getting sacked from jobs, the worst colleagues on record, sh*tty Christmassy nights out, guilty pleasures on the internet and a very unfortunate mix up of words.  Give Angus a follow on social media: TikTok Instagram Twitter Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to...

Ralph and Krystal talk controversial food opinions, America vs Scotland, working in a private members club, why buffets are the best and worst thing in the world, being late starters in comedy, Krystal's Fringe show The Hottest Girl At Burn Camp and the section back by no demand whatsoever, Ralph reading out comedy notes. Give Krystal a follow on social media: TikTok Instagram Twitter Faceboo...

Cringey music confessions, the fall of Kanye and unsuccessful attempts at getting into new music in other languages.  Also included in episode 35: Weird Bad Bunnys  Cringe First Singles GoodbYe Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook E...

Joe and Ralph talk awful gigs in Perth, weird ways to entertain yourself. They talk about Joe's videos going viral and what's happened when famous people (to most people apart from Ralph) got in touch with him. Also there's some chat about Christmas, mental health and a story involving a cucumber. Joe's links to follow: TikTok YouTube Instagram Facebook Twitter Send me an anony...

The top 3 worst life coaches in the world are exposed on this episode of The Brown Jewels Also included in episode 33: Cameos ASDA or NASA Self help books for the spiritual  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewels...

Robin and Ralph talk wild nights in the Fringe, Robin's viral Fringe story plus reading Ralph's comedy notes and ideas featuring mad confessions. Robin's links to follow: Twitter YouTube Instagram Facebook Ticket Links Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Ralph Brown Comedy...

Marjolein and Ralph talk about jumping in at the deep end of comedy, getting robbed, getting fooled on April fools, the final of BBC New Comedy competition, Scots Speaker of the Year award and the "Best Washing Machine Ever" Marjolein's links to follow: Twitter YouTube Twitch TikTok Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any question...

Who is making up conspiracy theories and why? Why do people believe them. Why do people make them up about Ralph. All included in this episode Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 30: Inhaler addiction Gong show failure Why is it always America? Ralph Brown Comed...

The title seems harsh but it’s true. This week’s episode is filled with animal dilemmas and confessions.  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 29: Gig updates Wet pillow cases Dog naming competition Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email:...

Ralph and Gareth listen to a mental voicemail that Ralph received and also talk about Gareth supporting Tom Stade on tour, hardcore fans, solo shows, fun wedding plans, aliens and ghosts and the "nasal accident" Get tickets for Gareth's solo shows: The Stand Edinburgh - 26th February The Stand Glasgow - 25th March Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let...

In this episode Ralph covers the most obvious scams and being catfished twice on the same date.  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 27: What’s your name? Jerquin Suspended from the ceiling on a rope Big twist on the advice from ep 26 Ralph Brown Comedy Instagra...

If you’re looking for some advice on your serial killer obsession and polyamory then look no further. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 26: Icelandic TV Stars Pick up “art” First gig in the Toon Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: t...

This episode is like no other. You will walk away more intelligent.  Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 25: Humpty Dumpty isn't an egg Dogs In Tights "The Bouncer Was Unreasonable" Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: t...

Who are the worst people on the internet? We have a winner. Multiple, awful winners Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 24: A new low for accommodation Sticking up for the youth The worst fake name Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email:...

The title says it all. Please be kind. Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 23: Divorce ceremonies Lovely soft piano music Unhinged Comments Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by the very ta...

What anonymous messages did Ralph receive from the internet and which ones did he answer, find out this week Send me an anonymous message - Right here Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 22: Spag Bol Adult Movies <3 10 Ways To Date My Dog Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email...

How to know when you’re getting old with Captain Seatbelt.  Leave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodes Also, included in Episode 21: You Know You're Old When Living In A Tent "Cool Suitcase" Ralph Brown Comedy Instagram Ralph Brown Comedy Facebook Email: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.com Podcast artwork by the very talented @j...