The Broskiedoodles
The Broskiedoodles
We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles
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Episodes
#264 - LEGO History / Nordic Countries & Their Blondes / "Kidults" Movement / Collecting for Glory 20.11.2024 1:10:50
In this episode, we take a dive into the world of LEGO and why it’s way more than just a kid’s toy (yes, really!). We kick things off by reminiscing about how LEGO got started way back in Denmark—aka the magical land of innovative toys and tall blondes. Then, we get into how LEGO saw dollar signs with adult fans and realized that broke 30-somethings were more than willing to shell out for some fan...
#263 - Hats and Handshakes / Classic Movie Real Talk / Baseball Blasphemy / Crypto Confusion 13.11.2024 1:13:07
Join us on this wild ride where we dissect hat trends (ever tried a visor with zero top?), debate handshake etiquette (from limp fish to bone-crushers), and mourn the tragic loss of iconic sports logos to the woke mob. Oh, and we’ll throw in some love for Dodgeball and the "old-school" Aunt Jemima syrup. Expect sarcasm, a dash of absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs in this one! We’re tackling the...
#262 - TrumpLand / Is Halloween dead? / Save Fireworks & American Christmas / Delete Valentine’s Day 07.11.2024 1:06:24
In this episode, we address Trump Victory. We dive into the real questions: Is Halloween even Halloween anymore? With the trick-or-treat scene looking more like a police drill than the free-for-all we grew up with, we’re wondering, are we all just getting too damn paranoid, or have times actually changed? From neighborhood lockdowns to the new “if it’s not decorated, don’t knock” rule, it’s no won...
#261 - Cancer / Lifeguards / Tattoo Rule / Stereotypes / Baywatch / Pilot’s Perks / OnlyFans Nannies 30.10.2024 58:22
Welcome back to The BroskieDoodles, where we’re fresh from a two-week break and jumping right into the juicy stuff. Today, we’re throwing down on everything from doctors without cancer treating cancer, to why your chef better be overweight, and the hilarious truths behind stereotypes. Do lifeguards need to be ripped and blonde? Would you trust a tattoo artist with no ink? And is it cool to have a...
#260 - Homeless Yoga / Nicknames / McMahon’s WWE Madness / Kim K Advocates / Menendez Bros Doc 10.10.2024 1:03:54
What happens when San Francisco’s yoga craze meets urban dwelling? Hint: we might have some future Olympic athletes, or at least breakdancers. In this episode, Maurice and I dive deep into the art of ridiculous nicknames (yes, “Ray Gun” is real), questionable rapper aliases, and how nicknames get stuck to you like that one high school rumor. Oh, and speaking of bizarre, we couldn’t resist dissecti...
#259 - Oakland A's Departure / Nudist Beach Fiasco / Ohtani's 50/50 Record Drama / Recycling Myths 02.10.2024 1:15:34
In this episode of Broskiedoodles, Chef Maurice and I dive deep into some truly spicy topics. First off, we're mourning the end of the Oakland A's era as they head off to Las Vegas—because why not, right? Moneyball didn’t save them this time! We also reminisce about teams that no longer exist, like the Montreal Expos, and why their merch still slaps. Then, things get real weird as Maurice recounts...
#258 - NFL Concussions / Parlays vs. Straight Bets / Racing Safety / D.E.I / Meritocracy and Biology 26.09.2024 54:08
In this episode, we dive into some wild topics — starting with the NFL’s latest concussion controversy involving Tua Tacolabalula (okay, we know that’s not his last name, but close enough). We chat about player safety, CTE, and whether football is slowly turning into a crash test dummy sport. Then, we take a detour into betting land, where parlays reign supreme. Are parlays the "lotto for bros"? P...
#257 - Vegas Extravaganza / Betting Pools / UFC at the Sphere / Stratosphere Madness / Rudest Cities 20.09.2024 58:23
Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, the best podcast in the world, and if you disagree, well... you’re right. It’s your boy Kiko, reppin' Madrid while Maurice joins us from San Francisco, where urban versatility reigns supreme. Today, we dive into the latest Vegas insanity—betting pools at the Circa hotel. Picture this: cocktails, pools, and sports betting all day long. We also talk about...
#256 - Nasty Competitive Eating / "New" Linkin Park / Collecting Nostalgia / AI vs. Human Creativity 12.09.2024 1:03:21
Yo! You already know what time it is! In today’s spicy episode, Chef Maurice and I kick things off by pondering life’s most important question: why do people find competitive eating entertaining? Spoiler alert: Joey Chestnut dunking bread in water isn’t our idea of a good time. We also get a little sophisticated—trashing on British food (yeah, we said it) while crowning Spain and Italy the kings o...
#255 - San Francisco Streets / Tenderloin Adventures / Shrinkflation Hits Home 02.09.2024 58:29
In this episode, we dive deep (and I mean really deep) into the raw reality of San Francisco's Tenderloin district. Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice bring the heat as they share some truly jaw-dropping stories—think public art performances you never wanted to see. We get real about the state of the city, the tough choices ahead, and how shrinkflation is making even your favorite snacks feel a bit… unsat...
#254 - Segovia Adventures: Castles, Aqueducts, Pork Rinds / Train Drinking / Worst Cities 4 Traffic 20.08.2024 58:39
In today’s episode, we dive into a little tale from my recent adventure to Segovia, a charming town just a short high-speed train ride from Madrid. This place is packed with history, including the Alcázar de Segovia, which looks straight out of a Disney movie (fun fact: it inspired the Disney castles!). We also chat about the ancient Roman aqueducts that still stand tall and how they were an engin...
#253 - Top 20 Unhappiest Countries: Surprising Truths & Hilarious Takes! 12.08.2024 1:09:43
In this episode of the Broskiedoodles podcast, your favorite duo—Kiko Flo, aka Kiko Cervantes, and Chef Maurice—dive into a surprisingly humorous yet thought-provoking discussion about the world's most unhappy countries. We kick things off by challenging your assumptions about what makes a country truly unhappy. Spoiler alert: it's not always about money, freedom, or even macaroni and cheese. We r...
#252 - Travel Baseball / I hate IPA's / Money Prize for losing weight 29.07.2024 59:39
We talk about Travel Baseball which regards little leagues but where you need to have enough money to travel around the US to play other teams. Some believe this is not condusive to finding the best athletes as it excludes the kids with broke parents. We talk about Breweries and IPA houses that make milkshake as far as I can tell. We dont like nasty beer made with haze and nuts. GIVE ME THE REALs....
#251 - Sarco Pods / Running Clubs / Swinging Pineapples / Niche Interests 22.07.2024 1:05:42
We talk about the soon to be available Sarco Pods that allow you to practice Eutanasia on yourself, via an assisted Pod. And it only cost 20 Dollars. We talk about Running Clubs appearing in the US where you wear black to indicate you are single, and ready to mingle. Techology and Social Media has made it easier for people to get together and celebrate their different werid interests. For example,...
#250 - Trump Assassination Nation / Engagement Farming / Super Sperm Donor 16.07.2024 55:22
We talk the assassination attempt on the former president Donald Trump. We talk about Engagement Farming, how it works and how we bet you have seen it too. We talk about the crazy Super Sperm Donor which appears in the new Netflix documentary. Its a cooky episode but a fun one nonetheless. Come ride and let go papi!
#249 - Dancing for the Devil: The 7M TikTok Cult 07.07.2024 37:07
We talk about culty cults including one reviewed on a recent Netflix Doc. On this one young dancers join a religious content agency which brings more than brand deals. Listen and comment on your critiques and suggestions. Much love!
#248 - Caitlin Clark Fever 24.06.2024 45:17
We talk about American basketball player Caitlin Clark. We are very excited about how Women's basketball and sports in general can benefit from her stardom. We give our thoughts on this player and the controversy around her. Stick around, subscribe and leave your comment broskie! keet it real!
#247 - Smartest Cities, Countries, and People 16.06.2024 53:38
We go over the smartes cities and countries in the world. How smart a city is and how smart their citizens are. What makes a city or a person smart? We go over these topics and explore how different cultures manage this. Ironically we are not too smart ourselves. But we try to provide insights and funny takes with the limited mental capacity we have. Thanks for being part of this growing experienc...
#246 - Buddy Intimacy / Drinks with Hotel Staff / Keeping a Diary 10.06.2024 59:47
We talk about a new trend about Buddy Intimacy and more. It gets wild. We talk about Anthony Burdain's advise about having drinks with Hotel staff instead of at the Hotel. Do you keep a Diary? We think it is insane to do so and hope you think the same. That being said, we do not judge nor reject anyone that follows this ancient and worryng practice of jotting down your deepest secrets. Unless your...
#245 - Airplane Etiquette 02.06.2024 53:04
We talk about flying Etiquette. Should you recline the sear on an Airplane? Should you take the Armrests in middle seat? Should you take off your shoes? We go over many of the annoyances we live when flying and interacting with strangers in a flying metal cylinder. Take a ride with us in this cathartic podcast...Let go. be yourself but not. Get dirty but clean. Do it for the community...Much Love.
#244 - Dr. Phil and Toxic Social Media 27.05.2024 41:11
We talk about Dr. Phil's new book, specifically the topic of Social Media and its negative effects, specially on the young ones. These Sites give us a negative feedback loop to keep us hooked. We go into the depths of this topic but we never forget to find some laughs along the way you motorboating son of a gun. Kiko also explains why he still uses FaceBook and who are his friends in it. Hang out...
#243 - The Magic of Garlic / Weird Obnoxious Restaurants / Least and Most Obese Countries in the World 19.05.2024 1:00:41
We talk about Garlic and the correct ways to use it according to Chef maurice. We talk Culinary experiences and weird reataurants like one inside an Airport. these days, some restaurants don't even offer good food but rather an "experience". We talk the least and most obese country in the world, hint: Tonga. Why are some countries obese than others. Let yourself go and unite to our energies, and l...
#242 - Baby Consciousness 12.05.2024 52:13
We talk about being conscious with your offsprings to make sure they are not bothering the rest. We talk about a specific situation in a Comedy Show where a baby interrupted the event. We over many scenarios and how we thing people should act. Kiko has not kids of his knowledge. Chef Maurice has one kid up to date. So we give views from both sides. Are we wrong? Probably. Is it funny? Meh. Are you...
#241 - The Menendez Brothers and that Basketball Card 06.05.2024 33:13
We talk about the Menendez Brothers Murders and how this basketball card became way more interesting to own. Tune up and laugh up!
#240 - America's Pastime / Wacky Teams / Kiko's List 28.04.2024 1:02:48
We talk Baseball and we feel is the best sports to watch. Chef Maurice tells us about his recent experience at the Baseball Stadium and talks prices of going and consuming inside. We talk about the cool new outlook on sports and fun with the Savannah Bananas. Kiko's form of exercise. Making a daily list to succeed.
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