The Broskiedoodles

In this very hands-on episode, your boys Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice dive deep into the world of chiropractic wizardry — where Nordic giants named Jan manhandle your spine into oblivion and you pay for the privilege. We talk about Maurice’s passionate (possibly romantic?) weekly encounters with his chiropractor, the shady-sounding “tension gun” used to rearrange his ribs, and why subscription model...

In this spicy episode of Broskiedoodles, we dive headfirst into the uncanny valley of AI-generated bands—yes, The Velvet Sundown is apparently topping charts with absolutely zero human soul (and probably a sketchy digital footprint). We debate whether this AI music wave is genius or just audio catfishing. We get real about American vs. European coffee, why your colon might hate both, and how hot d...

In this episode, we serve you a hot plate of controversial opinions, mildly researched facts, and top-tier whining. Kiko confesses he thinks travel is overrated (yes, he said it), while Chef Maurice tries to remind him that making memories with your kid is what it's really about. We debate if lab-grown meat is the next culinary revolution or just silicone steak made by science bros in hazmat suits...

In this week’s episode of BroskieDoodles, your favorite duo talk about the world of suburban trash politics. Chef Maurice gets real about a diaper disaster that’s been slow-cooking in his neighbor’s bin for four days (yes, FOUR), all while trying to justify why that diaper was tossed in raw—no bag, no protection, no shame. We dive into the icy drama on top of the world: Mount Everest. Apparently,...

In this wild ride of an episode, we gallop straight into the uncomfortable (and deeply questionable) cultural mythos of donkey love in Latin America. Yep. That happened. From Uncle Martinez’s legendary tales to asking if corn deserves consent in Nebraska, we’re not holding anything back. We then swerve into the great American tipping trap — are we just handing out cash to people for existing now?...

In this banger of an episode, we dive deep into the upcoming Enhanced Games — aka the Super Saiyan version of the Olympics where athletes are juiced to the gills, legally. We unpack what happens when sports go full Fast & Furious with science: from steroid-fueled sprinters to combat sports that might just delete a man on live TV. Is this the future of sports or just Space Jam with needles? We...

In this spicy little gem of an episode, we dive deep into the chaotic world of baby parties—those adult-hostage situations disguised as children’s celebrations. Kiko and Chef Maurice break down the do’s, don’ts, and “please have alcohols” of organizing kid parties (hint: finger food and bump-friendly bathrooms are a must). We talk about the sacred chaos of prepping for a kid’s birthday party—where...

In this spicy and highly educational episode (you’ll definitely learn something), the BroskieDoodles reunite after a two-week hiatus—Chef Maurice finally escaped the overpriced vegan cafes of San Francisco and landed in Miami, where the heat is real and the women are even realer. We welcome Marco, the Broski Doodles' official pilot (yes, we fly high in many ways), who drops in to talk about life i...

Welcome to our latest rollercoaster! This episode dives into the wild world of Miami’s fast-paced culinary scene where job hunting is more of a sprint than a marathon. We share our hilarious take on those “interview by tomorrow” gigs, the art of scoping out restaurants (and their killer food) through email, and the quirky perks of working in kitchens where even a simple stage can feel like a one-d...

This week we dive into the wild ride of being a proud culinary beaner—embracing our heritage while dishing out the brutal truth about life in the kitchen. We roast everything from dodging shady food recommendations and questionable job hookups to the crazy world of Miami chef gigs, including the allure of cooking on a yacht for rich folks. Expect laugh-out-loud banter, a few eye-rolls at outdated...

In this spicy episode, we dive headfirst into a mashup of all our favorite hot takes and retro throwbacks. We kick things off by unapologetically owning our accents—because let’s face it, who needs perfect English when you’ve got personality? Then we unwrap our White Lotus review in true no-holds-barred style while dishing on our HBO obsessions. Next up, we reminisce about those wild college sport...

Hey folks, in this spicy episode we get into everything from the nightmare (and hilarity) of moving—even when it's to a place you think you know—to the wild energy of pride parades in San Francisco and Madrid (with a cheeky nod to our unexpected Puerto Rican guest parade). We also dive into some sports docs and the controversy over those "illegal" MLB bats, then shift gears into the world of AI an...

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Welcome back to Broskiedoodles —it’s your boy Kiko Flow here, bringing you another wild ride. In today’s episode, we kick things off with a nod to the legendary Tío Martínez on a payday Friday, waiting for Don Jairo’s bag of Periflower while we reminisce about our Pirate Bay roots (rest in peace, old friend). Then, we blast off into outer space—literally. We’re talking ab...

Hey, welcome back to BroskieDooddles—it's your boy Kiko Flow! In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the wild ride that is moving. Ever get hit with a quote of $16,000 just to ship a piece of your old IKEA furniture? Yeah, me too. I’m moving from San Francisco to Miami, and let me tell you, the whole process is a mix of madness and hilarity. We break down everything from the pros and cons of h...

In this episode, we dive into the juicy debate on whether your steak doneness reveals your personality – yes, waiters might be onto us! We poke fun at how ordering well-done might secretly hint at your life choices and discuss international meat trends (shoutout to our Spanish pals for keeping it rare). We also share some wild hot pot adventures, debate the “gayness” of using thermometers in the k...

Hey folks, in this spicy episode we dish out the hilarious lowdown on life behind the kitchen door. We spill the tea on everything from absurd chef jackets (yes, even the short-sleeve rebels) to the downright ridiculous uniform dramas that make you wonder if size discrimination is on the menu. We riff on why my self-bought gear is way cooler than the standard issue, throw in a wild tangent on suin...

What’s up, y’all! In this episode of The Broskiedoodles, we’re spilling the tea on some "real life" struggles that hit a little too hard. We kick things off with an awkward work party at a bowling alley (you know, where you’re forced to mingle and pretend you enjoy it), but we also talk about the different kinds of awkwardness and how it’s "so real" when you’re the new guy. Next up, we dive into C...

What’s up, broskies! Welcome to the most badass podcast in all of the Land. It’s your boy Kiko Flow, and as always, I'm here with Chef Maurice, straight from San Francisco, while I'm chillin’ in Madrid. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the phenomenon that was the Jerry Springer Show—a trashy talk show that defined ’90s pop culture. We chat about the Netflix documentary "Fights Camera Action...

In this week’s spicy episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive into all the essential topics no one asked for but everyone needs. We kick it off with MLB gossip about Shohei Otani and Roki Sasaki joining the Dodgers, then roast the Oakland A's as they couch-surf between Sacramento and Vegas. Naturally, that leads us to the deep emotional complexities of being a fan of teams that ghost cities. Then, C...

In this episode of The Broskiedoodles Podcast, we stretch our imaginations—and our hamstrings—while diving into the world of multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From "stretchy-stretchy" yoga mats to sketchy pyramid pitches, we unpack the wild ride of MLMs like Herbalife, Mary Kay, and LuLaRoe. Spoiler: those leggings? Not as juicy as promised. We also dissect the MLM cult vibes, why people fall f...

Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted ki...

Welcome to Broskiedoodles—your favorite podcast to laugh, cry, and question humanity. In this episode, we tackle the world of airport security, drug smuggling shows, and the mind-boggling miracle of human flight. From Madrid’s architectural wonder of an airport to the absurdity of smuggling booger sugar in a teddy bear, we’ve got sarcasm flying high. But wait—what if airplanes were more like Vegas...

Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast! This week, it’s all about my latest American Adventure. From baseball stadiums emptier than my fridge on payday to deep dish pizzas in Orlando that left me questioning my digestive system—this trip had it all. My partner experienced the U.S. for the first time and now officially understands the savage portions, endless malls, and SUV nation. Plus, Airbnb...

Today we’re peeling back the layers of an iconic mystery—does Arizona Iced Tea really still cost 99 cents, or is that just the founder’s “good ol’ days” story? We take a wild trip through the history of the 99-cent can, Amazon hacks, and Costco’s forever $1.50 hot dog. Spoiler: It turns out our beloved Arizona Iced Tea might be a bit of a capitalist mirage. Plus, we brainstorm on how stocking your...

Let’s face it, folks: boredom in 2024? It’s pretty much extinct. You can’t even go to the bathroom without a screen in your face, right? And remember those days when we could actually be bored and just let our minds wander? Now, it’s screen-time and dopamine hits on a loop. In this episode, we dig into the reality of being “connected” 24/7, our dependency on devices, and the “joys” of infinite ent...