The Bricked Up Podcast

Facebook Fuck Boys Tried to Filet My Front Bussy, On Gawd. 

Beep, beep, who got the keys to the Jeep? Vroom (Uh-huh)

Have you ever quit your job? Would you like us to quit ours? Too bad cuz we spit and throw fits, fuck boi. Big back sluts for donuts. 

Art the killer slave came back to bless us with some book. Slick got a new whip, phone, skateboard wheels, and bearings. How do you like parents outliving their children...? We do. We support anyone that pisses backwards and anyone that sounds with our stylus. Lindsay likes rice pudding. Her husband said Spaniards like rice pudding too.  All work no gay. 

Us plus an active school shooter try to decipher the inner meaning of the Colin Kapernick film, Obsession. Not the Mariahs Carey version with Gucci (BRICK SQUAD). Both are equally good. Columbo starts talking about why Israel is misunderstood and feels like he can help settle that storm by eliminating the Mongolians. More talk occurs about spiders because lil chipper dick rides Arachnidas and Tort...

So, what if he was a new friend? Dave Mackenzie Matthews done hiked up his lil skurt and boofed a perc 30 for the bulls in blue. #free the forehead #free dom, Get the real criminals. Fuck triple A we want triple H. This place about to blow - Fergie Ferg 

Discussed the throat stabba song whilst sippin some malk. Shit gets frothy when we get Pickel's belly beads wrapped around the Spiderman multiverse. Also, Utah. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (viva la revolution) squat down, enjoy a dirty faygo, and listen as we regale you with our wonder ball.  

The boys dream about being castrated before puberty whilst talking about big strong media. The Sopranos/meatspin was a good show. I wish instead of us losing our sacred foreskin we could've lost our worthless piss sacks, so we could've gotten up out the hood. Hey bitch, it's me again. 

THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

Explorations of a new lifestyle, Slick ends up slathered in salt and gets drenched at a cafe. Pickles Ford Focus seat covered in seminal fluid. Chip has Alopecia. What happens next on The Bricked Up Podcast. Fuck Legos.

The brick syndicate brings back their favorite little shrimp boat as a guest, Art the Librarian. He reads zombie smut while stinking like a pork chop. Have you ever paid for sex? Would you like to pay for sex? Subscribe to the BRICK. 

Time travel folie a deux. If you could go back in time would you? If you could go forward in time would you do it or be too scared? Pussy. Aint no half steppin. Are you still tippin in the future? Fuck. In an alternate timeline Charlie Porks lives. Do they still have mail couriers in the future? Do milkmen still bang lonely housewives? So many questions, do we answer any of them? No. 

Do you believe in magick in a young girl in a young girl's heart? What did she have for breakfast? Would you breathe it in? Nvm go to craigslist. Step 1. post; Male seeking female to fart in face on Kraigslizt.  Step 2. Meet said female (make sure she is not a cop. ASK HER SEVERAL TIMES IF SHE IS A COP.)Tell her your name is Ben Weber.  Step 3. Let her fart in your face. And then tell her that you...

Last week we had an oopsy. Without further ado here is the rest of the hour. Fuck Off Ben

Welcome to the jungle; we got luscious tits, audible marketplace porn, Gs that are quite frankly up, and mistaken pronouns. Pull up for that stank.  loose lips sink dinks

Do you enjoy getting frustrated? Do you enjoy listening to others getting frustrated? The boys get stoned at 7pm whilst Chipper dropped a sler lolz.  

Ben Weber gets gay. Have you ever thought about banging that guy from Prison Break? Well, Ben has. We tried to play games but instead the games played us, fuggadealme? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type vibes. 

Hot off the press we got a hawt new guest. He goes by Yung Staniel Tha Gawd, sometimes. He is unapologetically white, here is music https://music.apple.com/us/artist/staniel/1568870499. We brought a privileged white guest on (suprise,suprise) to talk about how white M&M is and why he is a cuck. I think Chip tried dying his hair yellow to look like M&M cuz he thought the green one was toot....

Pickles is Japanese and it is confirmed. After confirmation, Chip bragged about zipping his genitalia in his pants and not understanding why he was forced to watch Full House (gentrification). Lastly, we spoke about Slick's latest marketplace encounter with Fuggler Lord Long Ears. 

Imagine eating chicken, also Slick loves imagine dragons. This is what happens when Slick is unresponsive. 

We discuss foreign traveling and pumping. Lock in.

We decided not to joke. Be prepared to not laugh. Have you ever ordered homeless people to have sex in front of a friend's Ring camera? Neither have we. Fuck boy, lock in. 

WE CRANKIN HAWG TO GREGORY BOVINO. FINNA LAST, LONGTIME. DON'T LEAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE THE MIRACLE HAPPENS, in an ice agent's cargo pants. DO MIRACLES ACTUALLY HAPPEN? OH BEHAVE, DONKEY. #MUG Gavemycousinhead,IgavemycousinheadIgavemycousinhead.

Hasan has had his Twitch account banned once again, marking his first ban of 2026, but far from his first ban overall and he aint no spring chicken...

Books, babes, and the good parts. Sometimes familial ties are cute, zombie style. Good until you lose it. Think about the last time you cranked your hawg, now think about us. Who would JC crank to? Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that zombussy. Hit the Patreon for a secret poll.