The Bricked Up Podcast

A trick is something a whore does for money... or candy!                                                           - Benjamin Netanyahu (philly boi)

The first episode of our spooky double decker. Have you ever thought about naming a child Metallica? 10/10 chance that the child would grow up to not know how to kill herself however, she perfectly killed her mams and kid. The Poconos never felt so right <3 The brick boys remix a classic white person song for the tragedy of The Great Wolf Lodge. 

Some chick took a 3-week vacay to Great Wolf Lodge. After listening to some Big Pun, she had herself some Big Phun. We boys be getting wet and we aint even lumber snacks. Luke Bryan finger wags for fore play and then takes on a big black jacked up truck (dry). 

You ever hear one rip...? Good ol' mouf queef. Sounds like a regular degular one except it's at the top of the stairs (oral). Gypsy Rose knows how to do em, and she learned from her mama (moms) (r.i.p. momma dukes). Old Drake used to always rap about October. Mr. October, October's finest, Mr. I love when the leaves change. What the fuck was up with that? Put him back in the chair, i would. We got...

This is the first time we recorded without a brick. Chip is constipated with diarrhea at the same time. So, he is back on his imagine dragon type shit therefore, we brought the synagogue shooter on to discuss his only passion, murder . We dissected the Ted Wazowski unabomb thing and it was kind of cool but maybe he went a lil od. Mario Judah and shit. Imagine being on the bus, smoking on that Jay-...

Chirs Benoit probably had help, and we are going to help free my mans out the box <3  Mind if i belch out my bottom, girl? Cuz I want to speak the language of my elders (Queen). Chip shit his ass on the last one, and I forgot to tell you. Is it chill to piss/shit yourself jeanless/mexican or nah? This is what everyone is asking in the year of the Horse. Sell me this pen. You met me at a very Ch...

Hey guys, this week you are going to want to get on your knees. Cuz we're making SLOP. Homemade & protein packed, so open wide piggies. Not just that, Edward Schierren is a slut as well, a SLUT for Pakistan. They/Them hate mackelmore, so do we. STAND TOGETHER (Never Forget). Fly high, dwayne. our rock. JOHNSON. Pull up to the tik tok or daddy will turn your bum into a dumpster and FILL it with...

Baby we blew our own whistles. I have no idea how Tom Clancy (the mastermind who made Jim from the Office into a black man) had a daughter who is now on TV. Like how much attention does 1 family get in this world?!?! She is a modern day, Jeff. We also did some minor role playing with light petting. Gangsta Grillz NO FURRIES ALLOWED

We want to figure out what happens when we die for like 7 minutes. We move on because that topic is boring. We talk about using malk to get right with "god". F to the E. R to the G. A to the L. G l am orous we flying FIRST CLASS!!! Fergalicious mother fuggah. Hope you get this whilst disrespecting the cops. Be easy, I am listening to Incubus cover Lil Mama, ite

EASTERN DEAF TIMBERFEST POOL PARTY, pussy. 

Chip sides with the victims...finally <3

We discussed why dubstep is way superior to child molesting dance gavin dance. "That shit is bubble gum wiggle dick, ya heard? What the fuck is swan core, luv music for adults trying to swing into minor youth groups, idk. Shit aint metal." -Chip's final thought Pickles & Slick stay up late just cuz

We made it to 50 without cussin. We discussed our Bricked Up Beach trip and music. We cranked unprecedented hawg whilst blowing kisses with our toothless mouths. Our second lips are now chapped. Those beach boys have rockin bussies. PUMP THIS WAVE OR PUMP THIS PUSSY, Odd Albert. HOLD THAT DOOR !!!!

That shit stinks, gotta thug one out brah. You think your dead relatives watch when you bust? That seems like a treat. Ectoplasm was just hgost jizz. Chip wants to poop in a sink. It's the thuggish ruggish bone. America first

Hold up wait a minute, you thought this fem boy was finished??? Fem boy fear factor. We misgender Chip's fart. Dream about the straight version of the Bee movie. Tarps on & pants off sister. Pickles <3 smoking Keesha. Clinch what shouldn't be clinched. Sit down, shut up, and strap on. 

Talked about the occult and grooming fools, like the ush (usual). This episode got fucked with a class ring during the wet willy saga. Linkin Park my Bionicles, baby gurl. Pickle defends Keesha's war crimes. Chip had a full diapey and was big mad. My belly button doesn't stank. No one will pop it like dis. Harlem Bob toppers are racist pigs. 

Which came first, a pop icon or a popped pussy? Was your intro to a thong, Crisco? Let me sing it again, she had dumps like a truck truck guys like wut wut what?! Life is a bi-way, whoops we didn't talk about them. I am sorry Blickly Martin. Are you trying to tell me it isn't conceivable that there is a human sized ____-Lost/From.  We are bleaching our tips whilst getting asian tattoos of dragons...

Facebook Fuck Boys Tried to Filet My Front Bussy, On Gawd. 

Beep, beep, who got the keys to the Jeep? Vroom (Uh-huh)

Have you ever quit your job? Would you like us to quit ours? Too bad cuz we spit and throw fits, fuck boi. Big back sluts for donuts. 

Art the killer slave came back to bless us with some book. Slick got a new whip, phone, skateboard wheels, and bearings. How do you like parents outliving their children...? We do. We support anyone that pisses backwards and anyone that sounds with our stylus. Lindsay likes rice pudding. Her husband said Spaniards like rice pudding too.  All work no gay. 

Us plus an active school shooter try to decipher the inner meaning of the Colin Kapernick film, Obsession. Not the Mariahs Carey version with Gucci (BRICK SQUAD). Both are equally good. Columbo starts talking about why Israel is misunderstood and feels like he can help settle that storm by eliminating the Mongolians. More talk occurs about spiders because lil chipper dick rides Arachnidas and Tort...

So, what if he was a new friend? Dave Mackenzie Matthews done hiked up his lil skurt and boofed a perc 30 for the bulls in blue. #free the forehead #free dom, Get the real criminals. Fuck triple A we want triple H. This place about to blow - Fergie Ferg 

Discussed the throat stabba song whilst sippin some malk. Shit gets frothy when we get Pickel's belly beads wrapped around the Spiderman multiverse. Also, Utah. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (viva la revolution) squat down, enjoy a dirty faygo, and listen as we regale you with our wonder ball.  

The boys dream about being castrated before puberty whilst talking about big strong media. The Sopranos/meatspin was a good show. I wish instead of us losing our sacred foreskin we could've lost our worthless piss sacks, so we could've gotten up out the hood. Hey bitch, it's me again.