The Box-office Bomb Squad

In Pan, we'll talk about pirates that are in a musical even though no-one else is, a tribe of people who burst into chalk dust farts when killed, and a man who sounds as if his jaw was wired shut for most of the movie. Listen and find out if you should spend some of your hard earned free time to see a bald Hugh Jackman snort pixie dust.

Snowmobile riding demons headline in this... *That's the wrong movie* *What?! Really?!* *Yeah, this one's a buddy comedy* *Well...       No shit* Try not to let your drinks get above 50 degrees while you listen to this weeks episode (or they may melt your faces). Brandon and Jesse watch Chill Factor and let you know if this cast-off cousin of Speed is worth your time.

The guys take on this beginning to a franchise that never happened. Was it the water budget that put the movie on our list or was it something else? We pull a Panama and let you know if you should see Sahara.

Brandon? Brandon? What's it mean Brandon? Why did we have to watch this Brandon? Brandon? Brandon? Are you still there Brandon? Join Brandon and Jesse as they wrap a keyboard around a sphere, number the keys spiraling out from the center and try to break the code of why this movie was a bomb.

Join Brandon and Jesse as they set sail for a movie that many regard as a must see. Are they right, or do they get to walk the plank? Can you even walk the plank in the "etherium"?

I CREATE PODCAST!!! And I destroy it... Not really, where's the fun in that. Tune in to learn about Dog Boys, Bee Boys, and Boys with vocal spasms.

RELAX YOUR BODY!!! If you're wondering about this one, then get pumped, be all here, get your snowman on, get frosty, alert, icee hot, and tune in to find out...

The episode that didn't want to get made. It took us almost two weeks to get this one in the books, but when we did, we rubbed our bottoms together in celebration.  Is Monkeybone's cinematography, cool, characters, and sexy cat lady enough to make us judge it not a bomb? Wake up from your coma, put on your ear buds, and press play to find out.

Just a couple of guys reliving the found memories of a good movie that it turns out, isn’t that good. Was it the marketing or was it the movie that failed Titan AE?

Brandon and Jesse drink the babel fish juice and listen closely to the voice of Mars. Will they be able to leap buildings in a single bound and make up super catchy names for planets? Maybe...  Or maybe they will become the all seeing bald overlords of the verse. Listen and find out.

Join Brandon and Jesse as they try not to kill themselves with their tea cups as they give you the run down of The Chronicles of Riddick. They own this movie and the rest of the Riddick franchise... Should they rent this out and live in the other movies? 

A white guy and a Native American record a podcast… Yeah, it was uncomfortable to type too. Listen to Brandon and Jesse dissect The Lone Ranger to find out if this movie is stupid or just pretending to be stupid. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke should be. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

Brandon and Jesse play the parts of a drug addled crazy man who doesn’t know where his medication is and a sexy mummy (we’ll let you decide who is who).  Does this jumping off point of a full cinematic universe deserve to flop like a mummy in a casket? We’ll let you know. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke should be. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and...

Let the nerds take over… And tell you how they would have made Pixels better. They probably could have done it without banging Qbert too… Probably. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke should be. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

Listen to Brandon and Jesse try their hardest not to “self pollinate” as they tell you what to expect from Mortal Engines. Let’s see if zombie robots will make this steam punk wet dream a winner… You know the show, so I think you already know the answer. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke should be. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

BOSS!!!! Listen to find out if The Adventures of Pluto Nash deserved to bomb for all of its bad acting, plot holes, and annoying characters; or if it didn’t. I don’t want to say anything here that will give away the end of the show... Join us on this episode and watch the Polish turn Italian, the servant become the BOSS, and one actress try harder than all the rest.  AND hit the link below to...

Scientology the movie takes us by storm as we sit down and force feed ourselves “Battlefield Earth”. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess you‘ll have to listen to find out what our judgment is on this opus of scifi. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Will we hate it or enjoy it like the simple MAN ANIMALS WE ARE!!!!!!  Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

The Big Fu… Wait, that‘s not it. Brandon and Jesse discuss the picky show on the telly boxes and let you know if you should tell your friends about giants. Farting Corgies aside, we talk about The Big Friendly Giant and how it is in fact, not completely CGI. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

With all the charm and class of a British man playing an American secret agent, Brandon and Jesse will break down the good and the bad of this weeks bomb. Brandon will deal with his anger and become more than a weapon while Jesse will talk you to death and keep you guessing wether he’s just that good or just that lucky. AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke. Check out I...

We drink water sometimes, when we're thirsty... This episode, we take on Frozen (the Snyder cut) and see what Elsa could have done if she truly "Let it go". Ice queens, golden queens, and goblins with bling oh my... Join Brandon and Jesse to talk about The Huntsman Winter War... AND hit the link below to find out what your next geeky tchotchke. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

Brandon and Jesse get really uncomfortable while Rango tells them what he's going to do to the president the next time he calls him and lays some rough hands on Ravenna the witch during an unsettling musical interlude. Is The Astronaut's Wife really a bomb or is it just a misunderstood masterpiece of cinematography? Listen in and the guys will try not to ramble on like a conspiracy theory loving J...

Time to sit down with the kids, a bowl of popcorn, and various snacks to watch a kids movie... Or a stiff drink and some unhealthy bar food if your wanting to really get that "I'm an adult that watches kids movies" vibe, but still seem tough to all the people at work so that they don't see the real you. Stay strong! Brandon and Jesse take a look back at Missing Link and let you know their thoughts...

Is the 4 in the middle of the title? On top of the title? Do you say it in the title? Trying to decide makes our heads pop like bubble wrap as we talk about 2015's Fantastic Four. A movie that probably left most of the good parts on the cutting room floor. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

Brandon and Jesse hunt terminators and then drink until they black out all while picking the perfect drapes for their houses. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!

In this episode, Brandon discovers (but not until more than half-way through the episode) that Jesse is his clone sent to do a podcast with him. Epic motorcycle fight scenes and impossible sniper shots ensue as these two proceed to get jiggy with the young Willy style. Check out Iggy's Pop Shop for geeky gear and games!