The Box-office Bomb Squad

Brandon and Jesse talk over war movie tropes, the history of the Windtalkers and Nicholas Cage being Nicholas Cage.

Brandon and Jesse watch Jungle Cruise and let you know if it deserved to bomb or if it was a victim of the pandemic.  On the other hand... I've just invented the first thought controlled air freshner.  It makes scents… when you think about it.

*CLACK*CLACKY*CLACK*CLACK* We're in... That's how hacking is done right? Oh.. Ok. Well, let's see what Chris Hemsworth can accomplish as HACKERMAN then.  *walking away* He can swing a hammer, but can he swing a bar... Space bar. *giggle*

HE SPLIT ROBINS ARROW IN TWAIN!!! Brandon and Jesse see if the post-apocalyptic Robin Hood... *sound from studio headset* What? *holds ear piece to hear better* Its NOT post-apocalyptic? Did we watch different movies? Whatever... Brandon and Jesse let you know if another bomb deserved what it got.

We need swords... Lots of swords. Brandon and Jesse watch a movie that has an extremely tenuous tie to the original 47 Ronin story of old to let you know if it should have bombed.

This may or may not be the movie you're looking for... We get through the lack of lightsabers and sci-fi wizards to let you know if Solo should have bombed.

Batman goes for a full load of justice, the flash finishes in 0.0000001 seconds, Aquaman gets moist, Superman shows off magnificent pubes, Wonder Woman... Well, she has a whip so make your own pun; don't always rely on me, and Lex Luther finds out there's no crying in baseball in this episode of the podcast.

You know what happens when you loose count of how many episodes of a podcast that you have produced and scheduled? This is what happens, you get a late show. I am not worthy... But you know who is worthy? Antonio Banderas. He's worthy to join Beowulf... I mean Buliwyf in kicking man bear ass. Good or not, listen and find out.

Damn me shaped doors!!! Join Brandon and Jesse as they explore the world of tea, eating everything and dealing with the consequences later, time, and futterwhacken. That last one may be a different movie, but dammit I'm using it anyway.

Bad movies... ZAP! Good movies that bombed... ZAP! Movies where the weather is controlled by a satellite network that would cause the worst case of Kessler Syndrome the Earth has ever seen... You guessed it... ZAP! ZAP! ZAPPITY! ZAPPIN!

Valerian knows Kung Fu... Wait, wrong actor. Hard to tell with that voice. 

Listen as Brandon and Jesse lead you through all of the reasons that Red Planet does and doesn't make sense, why they may or may not like it, and why Brandon calls it "the other Mars movie".

This just in... Scientists discover that Canadian Bacon is actually ordinary ham. This movie on the other hand... not ordinary. 

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Brandon and Jesse have heavy John Hughes vibes from this most teenage of teenager films... with mutants.

Woah... Jesse needs blood pressure meds after talking about music theory and rewriting a story in this episode and Brandon does nothing to stop the rant from happening.

What do you get when you let a 4 year old pitch you a movie idea? Monster Trucks, that's what. Watch every member of an evil company fight to kill everything they can and a grown ass man go to high school. 

Aliens who only attack when attacked, ordnance that comes straight from a Hasbro box, and actors who aren't really actors. Did this movie sink our battleships? Listen and find out.

Brandon and Jesse sit down (6 feet apart) and try to keep their mouth sounds and post nasal drip to a minimum while they discuss if Osmosis Jones deserved to bomb or should stick around like corn in your colon.

Well, that escalated quickly. Join Brandon and Jesse while they talk about a movie with an "end of the world"  timeline that escalates a bit too quickly, but still finishes about 30 years shorter than the movie's actual run time. Does The Postman deserve to bomb?

How do you know... What movie titles will be a nightmare to research using internet search engines? Movie titles that consist of a damn question and nothing else that's how.  Listen to Brandon and Jesse point out toxic relationships, bad life decisions, and manic characters to find out if "How Do You Know" deserved its bomb status.

Jesse does a bit too much research and decides to change out his voice box mid way in this episode about Rise of the Guardians. Brandon on the other hand, sounds exactly the same the whole time proving that he is ole reliable incarnate. Does Rise of the Guardians (not the owl movie) deserve to bomb? Listen and find out. Special Guest: Lily Miller

So this has Kurt Russell in it? Yes sir. And he's a one man wrecking crew with PTSD? Yes sir. Should it have bombed? Listen and find out sir.

Snow balls, snow boobs, and snow dad is better than no dad... Listen to this episode to find out if 1998's Jack Frost is a hidden gem or just a pile of poo hidden under freshly fallen snow.

Sex, Space, and Rock n' Roll!!! Except, it's not. Brandon and Jesse discuss the finer points of creating a trailer for your movie that actually conveys your movie, space boobs, bad guys with hammers, and heroes named Nick. Should Supernova have bombed? Listen and find out.