John Patrick Nelson

The Book of John

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Rantings and ravings from below the line and beyond the pale. johnpatricknelson.substack.com

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John Patrick Nelson

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"Creepy Paperback" [Craig's Version] 29.10.2025 28:51

Behold! Unto ye, for this spooky season, I bring you a NEW “Book of John” podcast episode! It features my short story “Creepy Paperback,” this time read by the mighty Craig Sechler ! I DARE you to enjoy! © MMXXV This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Season Finale 22.04.2024 10:47

Fifty episodes! And an audio version of a rare, early story. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Nights in Hollywood: The Ballad of Trouser Shock 15.04.2024 13:16

The conclusion to John's sketch comedy group adventures with the big kahuna: Trouser Shock. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Miscellaneous Debris 08.04.2024 11:30

A random assortment of nonsense. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Gone to the Con 01.04.2024 9:34

Wondercon 2024 and a remembrance of ComicCons past. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

"The Weeping Judge" 27.03.2024 1:05:47

A new Enoch the Preacher yarn! Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Editing Fer Idjits 18.03.2024 9:13

John explains his IRL job of editing for Reality TV. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

The Guaranteed, One Hundred Percent Certain Way to Sell Your Screenplay for Six Figures 11.03.2024 10:07

Revealed at last! John tells you the secret that will allow YOU to sell your script for thousands of dollars! Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

One From the Heart: Reprise - The Synder Cut (Taylor's Version) 04.03.2024 13:44

Let's talk about Director's Cuts. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

All Hail the King 26.02.2024 12:56

Yes, another fanboy gushing about Stephen King. Do something. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Bonus Appendix 01 - "Four Walls" (Craig's Version) 26.02.2024 19:43

Appendix 01 - a bonus episode featuring Craig Sechler reading John's short story "Four Walls." Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

"Enoch and the Shrieking Dead" 20.02.2024 36:15

Back to the weird old west for another Enoch tale! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

The Day the Coyote Cried 12.02.2024 14:28

John has his hackles up about "Coyote vs. ACME." The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

My Music Professors 05.02.2024 8:05

Who are John's favorite musical educators? Would you believe Henry Rollins and Dr. Demento? Henry Rollins on KCRW Dr. Demento The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

"The Coming of the Culling Men" 29.01.2024 27:57

Enoch returns in "The Coming of the Culling Men." The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

I Can See You 22.01.2024 10:00

An appreciation of Grant Morrison's "Animal Man" funnybook. The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Highway to the Hurricane 15.01.2024 15:22

John tells you all about how he became a writer's assistant for the writer of "The Hurricane." The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Nights in the Valley: The Saga of Ten Degrees Hotter 08.01.2024 12:54

John recounts his time as a member of the sketch comedy group Ten Degrees Hotter. The Book of John on Substack ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

"Four Walls" 18.12.2023 13:49

John gives you a feel-good prison story for the holidays. The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

What Kind of Day Has It Been 10.12.2023 10:58

John runs down his other podcasts, " The Hold Up " and " Sensory Overload ." The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Time For Some Holiday Controversy 03.12.2023 11:12

John recommends some dark, bloody and/or funny holiday movies for you to enjoy! The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

A Song of Physical Media 27.11.2023 10:39

John refuses to go gentle into the streaming night. The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

"A Johnson Thanksgiving" 20.11.2023 33:12

Digging into the vault for this one - a story John wrote years ago for his family, "A Johnson Thanksgiving." The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Better Than Netflix 13.11.2023 12:15

John recommends a wonderful music podcast to ye - A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs by Andrew Hickey. The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

The Perils of Rock N' Roll Decadence 06.11.2023 11:18

John's first rock and/or roll concert, thirty-plus years ago, was Guns N' Roses. It scared the living bejeezus out of him. No concert has measured up since. Until now... ? The Book of John on Substack ©2023 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com