The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Mike Feeney is funny, has fantastic hair, and deserves to be on television. A debate is sparked about which comedians are classically and unconventionally good looking. Bobby contends that Chris Distefano's features are a little off-kilter and no one agrees with him. In trying to name attractive comedians, Colin Jost's fitness came into question. For some reason, Christine believes that she can be...

After hearing the news that Ozzy Osbourne had just passed, the hilarious Kim Congdon cheers up the crew. Kim is in the Rogan-sphere and deserves some respect. Jay opens a conversation about being disrespected by someone more famous. Vincent D'Onofrio snubbed Bobby and Machine Gun Kelly ignored Jay. Kim says she was big-timed by Jake Paul and was robbed by a famous comedian but she won't reveal her...

The Wu-Tang Clan played it's final shows in NYC at Madison Square Garden and Big Jay & Co. were there for the spectacle. In a primarily white audience, Jay was in all his hip hop glory while Bobby tried to navigate his elderly fears. Jay gives a full account of the highlights of the historical show. The DJ from the opening act ventured over to their section and sat with the Bonfire gang when his s...

At Jay's stand-up gig in Charlotte, a security person named Tammy was assigned to him and she was a bit overprotective. | Jacob plays a video of a female cop getting manhandled on a traffic stop. Bobby counters with footage of a Muslim man at an airport knocking out lady officers one by one. | Jay watched Nick Offerman's new movie "Sovereign" which is based on a true story, where a man turns to ex...

Stand-up comic Roy Wood Jr. is also an author and is back on The Bonfire to promote his new book "The Man Of Many Fathers." Roy's father was a civil rights journalist and womanizer. He relates to Bobby about growing up without a dad who was present and tying to raise his own child without knowing fatherly love. As a kid, Roy chose his sneakers based on being just cool enough not to get bullied ove...

Conor McGregor was trending because several explicit pictures of him were shared on social media by rapper Azealia Banks after she accused the Irishman of sexual harassment. Comic Robbie Bernstein joins the guys in analyzing said pics in which he was performing feats of strength with a dumbbell. Jay questions why Conor would randomly chose Azealia Banks as his target. | Robbie is currently on a "P...

Bobby and Christine go down to Tampa Florida to help Luis J. Gomez in the filming of his stand up special at Side Splitters. Bob serves as the director and Christine is the producer extraordinaire. The comedy and the crowds were electric and by all accounts, this should be a fantastic special. Luis and Bob bring their puberty-aged boys on the trip and they waste no time in ogling the ladies by the...

Bobby and Jay play romantic tunes on the ride home and it stirs emotional fantasy in both of them. Maxwell's "This Woman's Work" has them dreaming of passionate romance that they don't have in real life. | Michael C. Hall visits SiriusXM to promote the new Dexter series and Bob discovers that Hall has a musical body of work as well. | Carnival Cruise published new rules for conduct of their passen...

Comedian Dante Nero brings a friend from his stripper days into the Bonfire. Sharay "The Punisher" Hayes is a dancer/escort who entertained P Diddy and Cassie and even had to testify at the trial! He gives all the details of his steady gig of having sex with Cassie Ventura and Sean Combs. Sharay dispels a lot of the hype but gives an honest account of his experience which included baby oil, marath...

The great Luis J. Gomez brings his son James to the studio as he promotes his new coffee and special taping. James and Bobby's son Max are growing up together and their relationship started off with an assault. | A parent pulls out a knife at a P.T.A. meeting and frightens everyone while giving a speech about guns in school. | The guys discover an exotic pet called "sugar gliders" and want to purc...

It's surprising to learn that a famous rocker is Jewish. | Jay believes someone stole his peptides but he still had enough to shoot into his buttocks. | Bobby shows photos of a specter in a haunted hotel that may or may not be trick photography. | Jay throws a secret pool party at his home and does not invite his current co-host. Bobby is a little unnerved that he was left out because Jay needed t...

The Karate Kid franchise was embroidered into the fabric of The Bonfire from the very beginning. It was concerning to hear that actor Martin Kove who plays John Kreese in Cobra Kai was accused of biting his female co-star at a fan convention in which he was asked to leave. Body cam footage shows her giving him an 8 minute dressing-down as her husband and authorities look on. Jay and Bob analyze th...

Musician Lamont Landers first got on Bobby's radar because his face doesn't match his soulful voice. Lamont performs 3 songs in studio and does not disappoint. He went from playing his guitar in his Alabama bedroom to playing the stages of America's Got Talent and Showtime At The Apollo. On AGT, he says that Simon Cowell appeared to interrupt him but it was just a pause for editing purposes. Bobby...

The New York City building that houses SiriusXM and The Bonfire has a smell of smoke coming through the vents and the guys are not as worried as they should be. During this live show, fire marshals enter to check the studio for smoke. | America's amigo Mike Finoia is on hand to listen to a camper's original song that may be the new Bonfire theme song. | Jacob reveals that he longs to have a family...

Jay kicks off the summer vibes by making everyone dance to John Mellencamp and lighting a cigarette in studio. Bobby teaches him how to do elicit drugs to keep the parting rolling along. | The Liver King has been in the news for harassing Joe Rogan, so the guys take a deep dive into him and his ancestorial lifestyle. Liver King makes wild statements and films himself in the shower taking an enema....

Bobby asks Jay to feel his body part to show the results of his testosterone treatments, and he obliges. This changes the dynamic of the show and maybe their relationship. | The reality show "Baddies" is a spin-off of "Bad Girls Club" in which black women live in a house together, have sex, fight, and pull off each other's wigs. Jay loves this formula and watches all the episodes on The Zeus Netwo...

Jay sings a sexy theme song for the SiriusXM lobby and Bob takes it further by role playing during it. | Jay's new favorite performer is Frosted Jake who creates show tunes about everyday events. | Comedian Che Durena conducts a science experiment that includes female fluids and a beer bong. Bob learns a lot about women by watching a video of Che in his disgusting laboratory. Bobby and Jay start a...

Jay officiates comedian Colum Tyrrell's wedding and it brings up memories of his own wedding. Jay and Bob compare their wedding songs. | There is a gay pride celebration in the lobby that brings up questions of Christine's sexuality, who once had an emotional relationship with her cat. Bob shows Jay the movie "Cruising" with Al Pacino and longs for sexy night club. Earlier in the day, Jay touched...

Jay continues to collect sad songs about being cold to make a montage for Jacob because he's always freezing. On Legion of Skanks, Luis J Gomez once wrote a hilarious poem to an ex-girlfriend. Dave Smith is a rising political commentator who needs better headphones. | The famous clip of Tom Segura's mom farting is never not funny. | Bobby hates Bruce Springsteen and Jay loves to sing like him. | I...

To honor Juneteenth, Black Lou created a quiz to test Bobby and Jay's knowledge of black culture. They learn about black history, lifestyle, and phrases used in Lou's experience growing up. It's also a fierce competition and one of the contestants steals the victory in the end. | The guys give Will Smith's new song a listen and they don't hate it. Jay hates Billie Eilish-type singers who whisper a...

Bonfire buddy and hilarious comedian Joe List is back to promote his new special on YouTube called "Small Ball." Jay has just been accepted into the "Rogan Sphere" and Joe may also be a member of this private club. Jacob is surprised to learn that the violent homeless problem in Austin is thriving more than ever. | Jay watches the Netflix documentary "Trainwreck: Mayor of Mayhem" about Rob Ford wh...

Jay reenacts a classic radio bit originated by Howard Stern. Back in the day, Stern made headlines pleasuring listeners by humming in his microphone and they would straddle their speaker. In this updated version of radio history, Bob and Jay do the buzzing with their mouths and Bonfire campers put their phones in their pockets. Find out if they recreate broadcasting magic. | A caller requests an u...

Jay holds a Bonfire court-martial to address the insubordination that went on while he was away. On the last show, the crew didn't have Bob's back when Ron Bennington turned heel and ruined all the fun. The crew members lined up against the wall as Jay read the charges against each soldier. Jacob's radio instincts let the team down and Christine couldn't stop laughing throughout the process. | Big...

Jay shares a hilarious song by Corey Holcolm that expresses his appreciation for overweight, single mothers. | The L.A. riots are raging over immigration and youngsters are making TikTok videos about it. | Jacob contends that anyone with height under 5 feet 9 inches is not a human being. He believes that Bobby is a short king just like he and Black Lou are. Jacob is so driven to prove that Bob bel...

Radio legend Ron Bennington joins Bobby to mourn the passing of Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys. Ron claims that he died as a newborn and went to baby heaven where he spoke Portuguese. He accuses Bob of not having spirituality or music in his life. Ron gets vulnerable and opens up about his addiction. Bob's son Max burns himself at a camping sleepover. After someone puts a tomato on the burn as fir...