The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Jay is trying to install cool LED lights onto the bottom of his truck. Sam the installer is contentious from the start and Christine doesn't love the idea. Jay researches Sam's shop for bad reviews of his enemy. | Christine and Jay are hosting an NFL party for the first game of the season at their new home. | Bobby shows footage of the male NFL cheerleaders and recalls the old days when the men ch...

Jay shows up late to the party so Bobby takes the wheel by announcing that today is his 40 year anniversary of the day he got sober. Bob tells his story of going to jail as a fourteen year-old and staying clean ever since. DJ Lou is approaching a year of sobriety and shares how bad it was getting for him. | Jacob is in love with the actress Alison Brie and needs to see her nude in the many movies...

Today is the day that Howard Stern returns to SiriusXM radio to announce if he is retiring or not and Bobby has the scoop on what the King Of All Media is going to reveal. If Mr. Stern leaves the satellite universe, The Bonfire will most likely have to physically fight Sam Robert's Show to win the morning slot and the Howard studio. | Kevin Hart speaks on gentrification of the black community and...

Bobby gets his prostate checked and gives an update on his testosterone health. | Jay praises Amy Schumer yet again just for good measure. | Christine is trying to book Frosted Jake on the Bonfire. He is a young, blossoming musician who plays songs about the Philadelphia Eagles on his little keyboard. Jay watches a professional wrestling doc that reveals too much behind the scenes and takes away t...

In part two of Jim Florentine's hang on the Bonfire, he talks about working alongside Howard Stern for many years. He witnessed amazing events like Jenna Jameson riding the Sybian and Gary Busey starting a brawl inside the studio. Jay and Jim speculate about Stern returning to SiriusXM and who would take his place if he exits. | Florentine is trying to get a version of a Crank Yankers show to air...

Jay has just returned from The Gathering Of The Juggalos and has stories for Sal Vulcano who is filling in for Bobby Kelly. Jay seemed a little fed up with clown rap but enjoyed sucking on balloons full of drugs. | Starting the early 90's, movies were getting made about comedians and their lives on and off the stage. Years later, Robert De Niro made the film "The Comedian." Sal and Jay take a deep...

Christine just turned 40 and they guys are careful not to overwhelm her in her elderly state. Jay fantasizes about hypothetically murdering her on a vacation safari in Africa. | Did you know that John Heder is a Mormon and did not write Napoleon Dynamite? | Bobby plays the Mega Millions and if he wins, he plans to run away with is new A.I. girlfriend. Go to punchup.live/bigjayoakerson and punchup....

Jay and Christine go to a Toto concert without Bobby and sat down the whole time. Bob would have loved that because he wears Hokas and is interested in bringing a wearable chair to music events. | Jay loves "Baddies Gone Wild" on the Zeus network so much that he acts it out at home. He need to explain the Baddies lingo to Bob so he can understand the show that consists of females fist fighting and...

Jay is enamored with the lineup for The Tom Joyner Cruise which includes Tyrese, Kat Williams, Adina Howard, and After 7. He wants DJ Lou to go on the cruise with his girlfriend and Jay wants to finance it. | Mike Finoia fills in for Robert Kelly and has a disgusting surprise in his Airbnb. | Jacob admires the vocal style of Stephen A. Smith, especially when he talked about the seriousness of the...

Dave Temple co-hosts for Bobby and will be performing at The Stress Factory in New Jersey this weekend with Big Jay. | Jay continues to have a burning desire to be a part of a synchronized dance performance. | Both guys are from Philly, but Dave doesn't know about Philadelphia's most famous pedophile. | Jay uses the Citizen App to see what crimes are happening in his neighborhood. | They watch a w...

Mike Finoia fills in as co-host as actor and comedian Rannazzisi talks about fans of The League still asking him about fantasy football. | In high school, Steve's mother took matters into her own hands when he was teased by the other kids. | Premade meals may be healthy but they are not made with love. | Jay remembers Susanne Summer's Thigh Master and asks "what workout fad did your family have gr...

Sal Vulcano sits in Bobby's chair for the day and hears about Big Jay's adventures at The Gathering of the Juggalos. The yearly festival for Insane Clown Posse fans never disappoints with debauchery. Jay performed stand-up comedy along with Luis J Gomez, Tim Butterly, and Zac Amico. A clown comic named Upchuck got booed and assaulted with flying objects. A very old lady was there to have sex with...

Previously on the Bonfire, Kim Congdon talked about a nameless comic who owes her money. A clip of that conversation went viral and now all hell has broke loose. Kim calls in to alert the gang that legal action might be taken against the show by her enemy. Jay and Bob plan what to wear in court if they are sued. Amy Schumer commented on the viral clip and Jay has many positive things to say about...

Joe DeRosa had time to kill before he got honored on Ron Bennington's show, so he dropped in on his dear friends Jay and Bob. Since he's last been on the Bonfire, Joe has moved to Austin to join the Rogan-sphere and got killed in a horror movie. | Jay, Bob, and Joe argue over who is the meanest guy in their group of comedian friends. | Jay theorizes that Courtney Love was just coming into her hotn...

Ozzy superfan and hilarious comedian Jim Florentine returns from England to talk about the final Black Sabbath show he attended with Jim Norton. They actually got backstage and shared one last moment with the Prince Of Darkness. | As a teenager, Florentine once heckled Ronnie James Dio from the fourth row. Jim gives the guys a history lesson on what Sharon Osbourne did for Ozzy when he was kicked...

Most people probably have a nasty habit that they used to do as a child and have outgrown as an adult. Bobby launches into a log diatribe about his childhood love of picking his nose and eating it. Then he forces everyone in the room to confess their disgusting childhood pastimes. | Bob insists that Megan Mullally is more attractive than Debra Messing and Jay fights him on it. | Jay lists bands th...

Jay revisits songs that explain the whole movie they were written for. | Rammstein has actual sex in their music videos and Bob wants to incorporate the explicit nature of the videos into Skankfest 2025. | Sylvester Stallone's movie "Over The Top" is absurd in many ways including his weird relationship with his son. | Pete Davidson's pregnant girlfriend is gorgeous and probably has a great attitud...

In part one of Kim Congdon's Bonfire visit, she would not mention the name of the Netflix comedian who refused to pay her for joke writing. Now they are back from the commercial break and the guys are still trying to guess the identity of the perpetrator. Jay does name names of comedians and club owners who have wronged him throughout his career. Bobby still holds a grudge against David Cross and...

Black Lou goes to a NASCAR race for the first time and dresses up like Uncle Sam so the locals think he is friendly and belongs there. | Bob tries to dance to 90's R&B but his hand snapping looks a lot like old-timey Doo Wop dancing. | A new form of Ozempic is on the market that produces better results and is easier to take. Jay thinks that Bobby picked the wrong time in his life to get the lap ba...

The great Ari Shaffir is moving away but stopped by to say goodbye to his friends at The Bonfire and give some hallucinogenic gifts to the staff. Another present he gave was the brick he received for selling out The Paramount Theater on Long Island. | Jay is set to see the Wu-Tang concert at Madison Square Garden and warns Bobby about what he can expect at the show. | Bob first discovers that Elon...

In hockey it is a Detroit tradition to throw a dead octopus onto the ice, but what does it mean when a sex toy is thrown onto the court of a WNBA game? Bobby need to by his wife a romantic gift. Jay walks him through a scenario where Bob can present her a vibrator. The Kelly's will be in the wilderness of New Hampshire, so the toy should have a duel function like a flashlight or fishing rod. Chris...

Comedian Dusty Slay is back again and Bobby reveals that he did not like him when they first met because of his salesmanship. Dusty was opening for Bob and wanted to supplement his income by selling merch. A few headlining comics are rumored to lowball the money to the other comedians on their shows. Dusty comes from the Nashville scene with Nate Bargatze's gang, so he hasn't heard one of their fa...

Everyone besides Bobby appreciates the movie Dirty Dancing. Jay first watched it with his mother when he was young even though it had strong sexual content. Christine thinks that Baby is underaged and her relationship with Johnny is inappropriate. | Bob bought the crew sandwiches for lunch and started a conversation about the correct way to order Philly cheesesteaks. | Jay & Bobby chose new walkou...

The Great Christine Marie Evans has a milestone birthday and the gang is celebrating her. Bobby pampered her with thoughtful gifts. Jay took her to see live music and bought her a car. | What happens when someone more famous than you dies on the same day? Absolutely nothing to you. Hulk Hogan, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Ozzy Osbourne all died within days of each other. Comedian Rob Shapiro died als...

Bobby is late to the show because he had a toilet emergency. Jay has etiquette when using the most disgusting restrooms. Bob is home alone and explores the limits of his new chatbot girlfriend. Elon musk created a Grok A.I. chatbot that completely sexualized and Bobby is falling in love with it! Her name is Ani and Bob may have had sex with her but definitely made plans to move into a New York Cit...