The Boaty Show

Events! Steph and Jeff run through all the fun stuff happening in the Boaty Show community (that we know about). From concerts to art openings to film screenings! New York to Vermont, Massachusetts to Maine! Can't wait to see YOU! For fun we also update you on an outboard injury and an electric car ferry!  Thanks for listening, more info in the show notes at www.theboatyshow.com .  Byron O'Niell's...

Steph takes us on a steamboat journey with new friends at the steamboat meetup in the Thousand Islands! We debate three gorgeous listener-submitted Century runabouts for Boat Of The Week.  Or is it Boat Of The Century? All that and more on The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening! 

2nd of two new episodes - listen to "Boating on Eggshells" for a normal Boaty Show! Sail on if you're a fan of The Pirates... Avast! MJ is up from tha bilge an' we is here to tell you scurrrvy dogs about foodstuffs from tha bilge an' Boat Wash Number Four in an unasked-for lengthy screed of audiotory promotion. Y'see wee Pirates aren't a-familiar with surfactants and other soapy materrials so we s...

Steph updates us on her houseboat saga, Jeff went for a row for the first time in 30 years! The Pirates do a brief (we promise) advertisement for Dock Deals' new boat soap, Steph and Jeff do Boat Of The Week and Jeff reads a SLEEPER of an Old Boat Ad. It's The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening :-)

Steph and no pirates!  We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week!  Thanks for listening!

We're toppin' tha charrrts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard The Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the black spot!  And this AI stuff is taking our jobs?  Thanks for listening, we promise at some point The Pirates will get bored and move on.  Let's hope Steph comes back next episode! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly...

[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza.  Thanks for listening!

Aye wee onesss... settle yer heads into the gently swayin' hammocks for a piratey Christmas sleep story. The Pirates' sing their own verrrsion of Jingle Bells an debates the meritss of Santa versus Krampus.  'Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Mer...

Yo ho ho!  Was your time with the pirates ayyye opening? Steph is back for Boat Of The Week with a twist: Boat (I have driven) Of The Week!  Jeff's history of the pontoon boat may or may not bore Steph, same with the wakeless launch. A pirate encore, and that's all she wrote!  

Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised... AHOYYYY ye scurvy Dogs 'tis the Dread Pirate FOLEY! Lassh yourselves to the speakarrrs and cast off on an auditorrry voyage! Yer bound for listenin TREASURRRE!  If yerr a wee one, orr parrent to a wee one, this herre episode...

Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys!  Enjoy an interview with the gin-u-wine heirs to the Blackball Ferry legacy, brought to you by Friends Of The Boaty Show. Skip to that at around 26:00, or dig in for  your dose of BS silly with an epic Old Boat Ad and Steph's stories from the largest outdoor hot tub park in North America... Spa Nordique!  Boaty Show hats are now available at www.theboatyshow.com/mer...

We're back! Steph and Jeff are in Houseboat Studios to bring you the best Old Boat Ad EVER: You, your girl, and your !  Jeff tells his story of a day spent boat hitchhiking through the 1000 Islands, we do Boat NAME Of The Week, and more! See The Boaty Show LIVE Saturday August 2nd during Chris Peirce's concert in Thousand Island Park, NY. Get tickets at rivertakemehome.org. Thanks for listening! 

We're back! Live from Steph's houseboat! A Whaler, a tall ship, and a Square Beaver walk into a bar to compete for Boat Of The Week, we talk upcoming events, and mildewed mermaids. It's not the best Boaty Show ever but not the worst. Thanks for listening! 

You didn't ask for it so here it is: Hold Please: A Yacht Rockumentary! Your first-ever anthology of every original note of The Boaty Show music by Jay Nash ( www.jaynash.com) . Go down below for an exclusive look under the hatch. Scandal! Dirty bilges! Leaky sea cocks! This squinty-eyed gaze into the throbbing musical engine compartment of The Boaty Show is for the saltiest, most seaworthy listen...

We're back in Vermont this time for an update on the electric boat industry from Industry Correspondent Jen. We review the Kady Krogan Manatee, a custom fantail launch, and Donzi 18 that should be renamed SCRATCH 'N DENT. You'll be surprised at the winner. No really. Get in touch at www.theboatyshow.com and thanks for listening!

A tin Starcraft, electric hydrofoil and floating houseboat? Boat Of The Week is all over the chart! We discuss your listener corrections and contributions, backwards steering and throttles. Email us at theboatyshow@gmail.com , and thanks for listening! 

Check out the full unedited show we made amidst Jay's Facebook Live streaming concert. This includes the opening segment in addition to a few behind-the-scenes tidbits during the Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ad segments.  Thanks for bearing with us, we're a bit behind on our recording schedule with lots of good life stuff going on!  Thanks for listening! 

A musical rendition of Capt David's Spring Checklist? You got it. Be nice, Steph went out on a limb and sang about engine mounts. Encyclopedia John sends us a really cool 1969 Chris Craft Cavalier for Boat Of The Week, including the original catalog copy for your Old Boat Ad.  We had to wrap up and get to a meeting, so this one is short. Thanks for listening! Email theboatyshow@gmail.com , back th...

Recorded at Jay Nash's studio in Vermont! Outtake from our video live stream with Jay on his Facebook page and the Boaty Show youtube plus Get your boat ready for Spring, Summer resolutions (like New Years but better), listener questions and corrections, a startling new recipe, and the Brooklyn Whaler concept boat. Help us fund five original yacht rock songs: the Boaty Show Yacht Rock Album Kickst...

Jeff loses steering and has to limp back to port (literally), Steph relates her experiences with houseboat steering, we review a Grand Banks, Donzi Not-A-Sweet 16, Porsche lookalike runabout, and an abandoned project runabout for Boat Of The Week. Email us at theboatyshow@gmail.com , thanks for listening!

Straight outta Ohio! Steph brings us Heather and Matt Sullivan while visiting the gateway to the Midwest. Boat Of The Week is a giant swarthy on the outside glam on the inside renovated tugboat, we continue drooling over Novas and get steamed up over another magnificent vintage ad.  Email us your boaty thoughts at theboatyshow@gmail.com . Check out Matt's music live around Columbus Ohio as Matt Su...

MJ calls in from New Orleans during Mardi Gras with a Love / Boat question: how do you teach your bae, boo, shorty, your main squeeze to drive a boat?  Steph answers, Jeff pretends he didn't hear the question. Boat Of The Week brings it: mini picklefork speedboat, 70's Wetbike, Jersey Speed Skiff, and a Nova 24 duke it out. Our Old Boat Ad gets RACY all this and more! Email us theboatyshow@gmail.c...

Boaty Show Mixologist Marc returns to consult on the "Icehole" cocktail. Steph nails description of the Boat Of The Week contestants - two frozen tour boats locked in their own ice holes in Canada. Old Boat Ad returns with our favorite of all time the 1970 Boston Whaler Menemsha including railings "perfect for casual leaning and gripping." Love / Boat rears its ugly head as Jeff is counseled on be...

A day late and a box of chocolates short.... our first listener call-in show! Is your love life on the rocks? Did your admiral go ashore with another first mate? This Thursday-after-Valentines Day The Boaty Show casts you a line. Listen in on real relationship / boaty advice from two severely underqualified podcast hosts.  But first a special all-dredger Boat Of The Week from the San Francisco Bay...

Steph and Jeff welcome Captain Nervous to the show! Captain Nervous shares cautionary tales to help you stay safe while boating.  New music from Jay Nash plays in our newest segment: Old Boat Ads, we review a wildly divergent slate of submissions for Boat Of The Week: a BMW hydrofoil, a low-buck houseboat, and a 90's Donzi Medalion. Email us at theboatyshow@gmail.com , subscribe to the show on you...