The Black Lunch Table

The BLT

Comedy EN ↓ 312 episodes

Join the @thebltpod every week as we answer life's toughest questions in the most problematic way possible.

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The Black Lunch Table

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

October’s Very Own 26.10.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (4:58) At what point are you “leading someone on”? (20:48) How do you feel about people who give Pets “Human Names”? (28:57) If you saw an Opossum on the road, would you run it over? Please register to vote and vote! Thanks for the love and support.

Used to be a Smarty 12.10.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (2:45) Shoutout to the Real Runners and Walkers (5:32) Work PTO and Bad Habits (17:10) What do people say they enjoy, but you don't believe it? (34:08) What is something that is legal but feels illegal? (44:46) Do you save important notes on your phone? Thanks for the love and support!

Standin on Bihness 05.10.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: Milestone: 40K Plays!  (5:17) How much food do you have to eat to avoid being considered rude? (23:48) Where is the worst place for someone to try to engage in romantic conversation with you? (35:24) Can you recommend a song that makes you feel "zesty"? (44:52) Would you consider dating the daughter of a colleague? Thanks for the love and sup...

What is Black Math? 28.09.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (13:07) What is the best fast-food burger? The Worst? (32:23) If you are rejected by a girl, how do you "spin the block"? (47:37) What is your responsibility when one of your friends blacked out?  Thanks for the love and support!

The Roman Empire? 21.09.2023

The Roman Empire At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (4:00) A girl asked you to skinny dip on a date do you do it? (16:12) What is a job you never tried but would be good at? (27:56) Would you ever do 23 and Me? (38:29) At what point is it okay to watch a show without someone? Thanks for the love and support!

#RentDue 14.09.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (7:35) Is fantasizing about someone else cheating? (20:19) Advice you would give someone starting a job who is having a hard time with their boss? (32:22) How many times can someone cancel a date before you cut them off? (42:21) You matched with a girl on a dating app, but you find out that her friend helped with running the account. Red Flag? Thanks f...

Stage 5 Clinger 07.09.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (5:51) Should you split the security deposit after cheating? (15:34) What is something that is too "deep in the trenches" for you? (26:45) What does “clingy” mean to you? (35:51)What do you do if you’re losing a fight in front of your girl? Thanks for the love and support!

2nd Hand Horny 24.08.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (7:40) Sermon: "Believe in yourself" (10:44) How would you rate your sex drive? (24:35) What are you committed to trying in your 30’s? (32:43) How long could you pretend to be dead? (44:19) Would you tell your parents if your sibling became a stripper? Thanks for the love and support!

“You trying to get chose?” 17.08.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (7:24) What would a girl be doing for you to call it “girlfriend” stuff? (23:22) If you have an obnoxious chain, what would it be? (34:06) What is the most miserable but safe job someone can have? (43:12) How do you tell a girl that you both should stop having sex? Thanks for the love and support!

Mr. Inappropriate 10.08.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: (6:13) How would you describe your future partner in one word? (15:57) What do you do if your laptop starts playing porn during class? (27:42) Would you have A Live-in Nanny? (42:33) When should you tell a friend you like them during a group trip? Thanks for the love and support!

What is a Hilltopper? 03.08.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: (5:36) If Aliens take over, are you still saying in Columbus? (20:26) What kind of job would you have if your Brain was a job? (31:56) How do you let someone know you no longer want to be friends? (48:41) What is a common assumption people are about dating that you disagree with? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

The 200 Club 27.07.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: Help us celebrate the milestone of reaching 200 episodes! (8:26) When could you call someone your “ex”? (21:20) What is worse? Pulling up to a closed restaurant or finding a parking spot already occupied? (33:35) Would you rather be a Mascot or a Clown? (42:31) Would you ever message another guy about his GF cheating on him? Thanks for th...

Glory to the Blvd 20.07.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (7:24) Should you tell someone you have feelings for them? Even if they have significant other? (16:28) Would you live in a house where someone had been murdered? (27:52) Creating A Replica Body for Your Brain (36:30) Things a girl should know about you before moving in together? Thanks for the love and support!

"Saturday Switchup" 13.07.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: “Different Format, Same Problematic Ideas” (1:44) Hardest thing about College Partying? (10:20) Soulja Boy and the Snap Movement (15:00) What genre of Music would you want to be a Superstar in?  (27:14) Sex Playlists (32:34) Throwback Facebook Photos (36:05) Staying Ready in Public (43:54) Having Fun as an Adult Thanks for the love and support!

Rate Limit Exceeded 06.07.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (6:12) Birthday Realizations  (11:29) How do you make platonic friends post-college? (21:26) What is the scariest animal that could pull up to your house? (31:35) What would it take for you to uninvite your best friend to a party? (43;46) What do you think are the worst things a girl has said about you in a group chat? Thanks for the love and support!...

Business is Business 29.06.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (5:58) Sermon: Pick the Positive story to tell yourself (8:32) Do you believe in the phrase: “You lose them how you get them”? (21:47) What conspiracy do you believe in? (36:29) How would you approach a Prostitute? (48:26) Do you “check in” with old romantic flings? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Actin’ brand new 15.06.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed the following: 5:37) PSA With O'shea: "Explaining the Culture" (7:40) What is the best message to text a girl in the morning? (23:33) Are there any words or phrases you cannot pronounce? (32:42) Would you want to know if your parents were swingers? (41:28) What do you do if you match with your Boss on a dating app? Thanks for the love and support! Follow...

Step Dad Activities 08.06.2023

At the table this week, the guy's discussed: (5:40) What is the "adult" thing you have recently done? (12:54) How do you feel about someone "cheating back"? (27:10) What is one thing you regret that you said or did while drunk? (38:59) Which response stings more: The "thumbs up" or "K." (51:46) Annual Step Dad check-in: At this point in life, could you d...

Lap Dance Queen  01.06.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: (4:10) Go ahead and “wear that shit.” (6:10) Do you need to have sex before you decide to date someone? (19:03) What is one thing that you must have in your first home? (29:27) Give your Co-hosts a new job and explain why? (50:51) What does it mean to you if someone says a girl is “high maintenance”? Thanks for the love and support!

Toe Steppah 25.05.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: (9:43) Where would you rather have sex while in a Hotel? (20:08) When is it appropriate to ask for a friend to Venmo you back? (32:42) What is your freakiest food combination bite? (38:01) What is the difference between being "exclusive" vs. being in a relationship? Thanks for the love and support!

Freaky Frog 18.05.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (5:45) Are you letting your friends pee on you after being stung by a jellyfish? (9:40) How do you tell your friend you think their significant other sucks? (22:42) How do you ask your Boss for more money? (34:29) What song do you want for your Wedding Reception entrance? (44:02) Is it appropriate to hit on hospice care help? Thanks for the love and su...

At Your Big Age? 11.05.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (7:18) “Dating is like Shopping” (10:28) What would it take you to leave a date early? (26:50) Are you a homebody or Social Butterfly? (36:07) What would your storyline be in an HS teen drama? (47:24) If you have romantic feelings for a friend, should you date them or save the friendship? Thanks for the love and support!

"One Band, One Sound" 04.05.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: "One Band, One Sound" (4:55) What song comes to mind when you think of a one-hit wonder? (8:00) What behaviors should young men avoid when they go out? (22:47) Have you ever considered pursuing a romantic relationship with your best friend's sister? (35:44) Can you define a bad tattoo? (44:46) After sex, do you prefer to cuddle or have some...

Thursday Therapy 27.04.2023

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: "Thursday Therapy" (4:24) How do you feel about people who say they have a physical type? (13:50) When is it appropriate to double-text a girl? (23:18) How do you define a "best friend"? (36:17) What is one "dickhead" thing you need to stop? Thanks for the love and support!

Free "Game" for the Spring 20.04.2023

At the table this week, the guys discussed: "Free Game for the Spring" (5:03) Is it possible for a girl to be "out of your League"? (18:32) What is something that is not a crime that should be? (38:36) How long could you last in a horror movie? (46:49) Do you have any "icks" as a guy? Thanks for the love and Support!

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