ruby teys

The Blonde Leading the Blind

Science EN ↓ 4 episodes

Deeply personal experiences, vivid stories and anecdotes that have shaped who we've become. Thoughtfully selected, produced and shared by Ruby Teys. Transcripts avalible: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

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4. Grapefruits 27.03.2026 45:47

This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming. Horse Jockey gay little voices Gay Djs Ashwuagunda masturbating AND TOO MUCH MORE!! Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind? Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

3. Slutty Possum 17.11.2025 30:47

This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming. Don't sh*t too many bricks. You might just end up in a Hong Kong Prison! Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind? Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

2. Monkey Shawn 06.11.2025 1:20:22

This episode, we meet Monkey Shawn. A beautiful baby spider monkey Ruby accidentally adopted sunburnt and boozed up on holiday. An ode to the $1 cigarettes, root chakra releases and really genuine fake Louis Vuitton duffle bags all swept up on the magical island of Bali. Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind? Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind...

1. The Hidden House Dog 24.10.2025 1:25:45

BLTB debuts with a true story from deep within the Ruby Teys lore. Set in the eye of a Sydney City sh*tstom, navigating twenty-year-old chaos. It’s 2011: Galaxy Tights, Jeffrey Campbells, a smokey eye and doughnut buns. Ruby’s learning to fend for herself — one hungover at a time. True stories from the year everything was completely off and somehow perfectly brilliant. Transciption and extras a...