The Blind Rage podcast: Horror Movie Commentaries

We return to that oh so familiar dark and dank hideaway for a fan favorite of “Tales from the Crypt” for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! “The Ventriloquist’s Dummy” is a delightfully demented tale that is often regarded as one of the best episodes of the series. With strong performances by Don Rickles and Bobcat Goldthwait, not to mention a pretty off-the-wall screenplay by Frank...

It’s always a special occasion when the one and only Elvira makes an appearance, but it’s DOUBLY special (see what I did there?) this week on The Blind Rage Podcast! Not only is ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK our commentary, but for the first time, I have a co-host! Horror fan and Elvira enthusiast Adrian Mendoza joined me to share his love for the 1988 cult classic!

On this week’s feature commentary for The Blind Rage Podcast, I revisit the 2007 adaptation of Jack Ketchum’s notorious 1989 novel THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!

For this week's TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast, I'm taking a trip from Elm Street and flying across the pond to jolly old England to visit the 1980 series HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR. This time around, it's "Witching Time," starring THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW's Patricia Quinn. That's right, Magenta herself. Join me, I promise you'll be positively spellbound (see what I did there?).

On The Blind Rage Podcast's feature commentary, I dive into Nick Palumbo's 2004 "so bad, it's abysmal" schlockfest MURDER-SET-PIECES. Believe me when I say I have many opinions about this steaming pile...

For this week's TV commentary, The Blind Rage Podcast returns to Elm Street! In "Killer Instinct," the third episode of the short-lived FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES, Lori Petty stars as a track and field runner who comes across a crystal with gnarly powers. This episode has it all: dismembered fingers, a beheading, cotton gagging, a trophy bludgeoning, a bottom lip left on the rim of a coffee cup, and LOTS...

On this week's feature commentary of The Blind Rage Podcast, we go way back to 1985 to revisit what has often been classified as the gayest horror movie of all time. Because of the subject matter, I guess I revealed more about my personal life than I usually do, but there are certain things you can't not talk about while watching A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2. Check it out on all the usual podcast p...

"Chew me, eat me, you can't beat me!" Today on The Blind Rage Podcast, we're returning to Springwood for the second episode of FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES, "It's a Miserable Life," starring John Cameron Mitchell and FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART VII alum Lar Park Lincoln! So hit the Beefy Boy drive-thru, grab a snack, and let's do the Freddy!!!

My first TV commentary! In the pilot episode of the short-lived "Freddy's Nightmares," check out a slightly skewed and often times contradictory portrayal of the Freddy Krueger mythos.

This week's movie is a classic, guys. It's about four friends who are driving across Texas in this creeper van and one of them is in a wheelchair and no one likes him. And then they go to this farmhouse and there's this crazy guy with jacked-up teeth who likes to wear human faces as masks and he chases people around with this giant chainsaw. Wait, no. I'm totally thinking of something else. GEE, I...

When the babysitter changes her tampon in front of your pre-pubescent son, feeds your daughter’s hamster to a large snake, and gathers the kids around the TV for an impromptu screening of your personal sex tape, I think it’s…y’know…probably time to get a new babysitter…   Sarah Bolger stars as the titular character in this week’s episode, 2015’s EMELIE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!   The Blind Rage Podcast kicks off 2021 with Johannes Roberts’ 2018 sequel THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT. I also share my thoughts and comments on some recent horror viewings, including ROBERT THE DOLL, NEXT OF KIN, and OUT OF BOUNDS. Please don’t forget to rate/review!

“Sit back…relax…and watch a true vessel of God do His work.”   Christmas may be over, but it doesn’t mean that family gatherings should come to an end—especially when you’re reuniting with your demented old grandmother who believes God is not only speaking to her directly, but demanding she do terrible things to those you hold dear. Writer/director Richard Bates, Jr. delivers another twisted and d...

All good things must come to an end, as they say. But before I pack up my jingle balls and put a nice fat bow on Have Yourself a Bloody Little Christmas Month, I have one last yuletide treat for you: Dee Wallace in Craig Anderson’s 2016 Ozploitation splatterfest RED CHRISTMAS!

So, what is YOUR favorite Christmas present? I was going to try and be funny here. Talk about my awesome Bat Cave. But in all actuality, I think my best Christmas gift was my old Smith Carona typewriter. I wrote many, many manuscripts on that thing (and cost my parents a pretty penny with all those ink and eraser refills)   Amelia may be a grown woman, but she still likes getting toys for Christma...

Hang on to your jingle balls, because it’s Have Yourself a Bloody Little Christmas Month here on The Blind Rage Podcast! Seasons bleedings kick off with a little movie called BETTER WATCH OUT.

Follow an “overgrown momma’s boy” as he stalks and slashes a bunch of idiotic teenagers attending a drive-in movie marathon, while clips from a variety of Troma classics help pad the 80-minute running time. Join me as I revisit the utterly forgettable straight-to-video time-waster that is DRIVE IN.

As Angela Baker, everyone’s favorite transgender slasher movie villain, said in the second installment of the SLEEPAWAY CAMP franchise, “Say ‘no’ to drugs.” One can only assume Mary and Paige, the heroine’s of tonight’s movie, must’ve missed that one. Find out what happens when they venture off with a stranger to some seedy no-tell motel in the 2009 remake of Wes Craven’s grindhouse essential THE...

This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, a movie I legitimately have never seen! Finally, I get to utilize the information provided by audio description to formulate this commentary for the 2013 Eli Roth cannibal feast THE GREEN INFERNO!

As is the case with most horror junkies, the razor-gloved menace known as Freddy Krueger was my gateway drug, which led to full-on genre obsession. In this commentary for the undying classic, I share stories of how Freddy entered my life, childhood memories of terrorizing neighborhood children with my own homemade Freddy glove, and more.

Where's the beef? Ask Marty Ranson! It's April Fool's Day and he's assembled a group of high school bullies, whose "innocent" prank left him permanently disfigured. What's on his mind? Bloody vengeance, of course! This IS an '80s slasher, after all! So, pour yourself a soothing acid bath and slip into your jangling jester mask--it's SLAUGHTER HIGH!

I don’t know about you, but I can’t think of anyone better to spend the Halloween episode of The Blind Rage Podcast than homicidal, slicker-sporting tyke Milo Jeeter. Join me as he slices his way through a small Middle-American town in this 1998 straight to video slasher!

Welcome back and thanks for joining me for another episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! Hold on to your hat, because it’s time to get brutal, bloody, and more than a little homophobic, with Eli Roth’s HOSTEL. Needless to say, I have more than a few opinions about this one…

Welcome to the Blind Rage Podcast! For the debut episode, I decided to revisit one of my favorite erotic thrillers. So, slip into your favorite pair of spike heels and skin-tight miniskirt because we’re about to revisit Drew Barrymore in the 1992 cult classic POISON IVY!