The Blind Rage podcast: Horror Movie Commentaries

In FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES: “Saturday Night Special,” we’re introduced to lovesick Gordon who’ll do just about anything to find the perfect woman. But when he finds her, she turns out to be a lunatic who terrorizes him with a Zamboni. And then we’re introduced to the roommate of the aforementioned psychopathic dream girl and a subplot involving a bizarre method of cosmetic surgery. Or something. Tryin...

“Out of the darkness and into the light comes your Horrorscope on this dark and stormy night!” Welcome back to The Blind Rage Podcast! For this week’s feature commentary, it’s 976-EVIL, the story of a bullied outcast who literally calls upon dark forces to exact bloody vengeance on those who’ve wronged him. Directed by Freddy Krueger himself—Robert Englund—this cult classic of the late 1980s featu...

For me, returning to The Crypt-Keeper’s lair is almost like coming home. In “Undertaking Parlor,” one of my favorite episodes of TALES FROM THE CRYPT, we follow a group of high school chums who’ll stop at nothing to prove the small town’s mortician is up to no good, especially when they discover he’s behind the murder of a parent. This episode features a great CAST of young actors, including: Jaso...

NAILED IT! It’s episode 50 of The Blind Rage Podcast and I’m celebrating with…um…a movie that’s just…super. Okay, THE NAIL GUN MASSACRE is a turkey, there’s no denying it. But we get some good male nudity. Female nudity, too. If you like that sort of thing. What makes this episode so special is my good buddy James Garibay is back to help celebrate!

It’s a return to Elm Street on The Blind Rage Podcast! In FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES: “Judy Miller, Come on Down,” we’re introduced to a lottery-playing, game show-obsessed homemaker whose only real ambition is to strike it rich. But when she finally does, she discovers how much money can complicate things, especially when she meets a version of herself from the future who reveals the dark path she’s set...

This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, another movie I enjoy simply because it’s so unbelievably bad. Not bad in the Rob Zombie kind of way, where you’re in physical pain and you lose a number of brain cells by the time the end credits roll. Bad in the way you can kick back and just laugh at its stupidity. SWITCH KILLER follows Jamie, a battered girlfriend who flees to Las Vegas and decides to dip a...

Don’t you just hate it when visitors from out of town show up unannounced? Well, this week on The Blind Rage Podcast, we’re dealing with a visitor from out of THE GRAVE, y’all!!! It’s another cheesy volume of HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR, this one dealing with a would-be rapist turned mustachioed zombie! Actually, he had the moustache before turning into a zombie, but wouldn’t it be funny if he didn’t?...

It’s a return to The Crypt-Keeper’s hideaway for this week’s TV edition of The Blind Rage Podcast! “People Who Live in Brass Hearses” is definitely one of the more oddball ones, featuring a pair of brothers who want to pull off the perfect crime, but lack the intelligence to manufacture a remotely coherent plan, as well as a neighborhood ice cream man harboring a dark secret. Bill Paxton and Brad...

What do you do when you see someone crossing the street sporting the perfect pair of blue jeans? You mow them down and take them from the corpse. Durr. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, Maria Ford (SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE III, STRIPTEASER) and Alexander Polinksky (“Charles in Charge”) star in PERFECT FIT, an odd brand of dark humor directed by B-movie royalty Donald P. Borchers, and featuring ca...

No matter how hard I fight to stay away, I keep returning to The Crypt-Keeper’s haunted hideaway for more ghoulish goodies! This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s television royalty Moses Gunn and Teddy Wilson, as well as CHILDREN OF THE CORN III’s John Clare, in “Fitting Punishment,” a nasty tale of abuse, neglect, and revenge…from beyond the grave!

What if THE BAD SEED’s Rhoda Penmark was all grown up with a daughter of her own? Well, you’d probably get MOMMY. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, we learn what happens when **this** homemaker doesn’t get her way. Check it out on all your favorite podcast platforms and don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! #blindragepod #podcasts #commentaries #pattymccormack #thebadseed #mommy #jasonmi...

It’s a return to everyone’s favorite crawly crypt for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In “Creep Course,” wallflower Stella thinks her luck has changed when the university’s star quarterback shows her a little bit of attention. One thing leads to another and she…has sex with a dusty old mummy. This is a safe space, so reserve your judgment. Besides, haven’t we all been there? No?...

This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s FRANKENHOOKER meets RE-ANIMATOR in Tyler MacIntyre’s instant cult classic PATCHWORK! Joining me for the commentary is special guest and horror aficionado in-the-making James Garibay.

It’s a lesson in higher DEAD-ucation in this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In TALES FROM THE CRYPT – “House of Horror,” find out what happens when a group of fraternity pledges are brought to the scene of a brutal axe murder for their final initiation! This episode features some of the best and most popular young actors of the time, including Kevin Dillon, Keith Coogan, Wil Wheaton,...

This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, a film considered to be one of the worst of all time…by people who’ve never actually seen it. Madonna and Adriano Gianni star in this 2002 romantic comedy set on the high seas. Funnily enough, when word got out that it was going to be directed by her then-husband Guy Richie, critics unjustly pounced, raising claws and baring teeth before the first trailer was e...

“Men: they’re always cheating on you, or cheating on someone else and using you to do it!” Brooke Shields and Perry King star in this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast. Pretty sure “Came the Dawn” is the only installment of TALES FROM THE CRYPT that both begins and ends with a brutal axe murder. If that doesn’t reel you in, we also have a cameo from Michael J. Pollard, “Herman” of SLEEPA...

Sadly, Made-for-TV March has come to an end. For the grand finale, I saved what I feel is the best for last. It’s the 1988 remake of the William Castle film I SAW WHAT YOU DID, starring Shawnee Smith (SAW), Tammy Lauren (WISHMASTER), and Candace Cameron-Bure(“Full House”). Also stars Robert and David Carridine. Joining me on this special occasion is my good buddy Adrian Mendoza, who always helps m...

For this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR: “The House That Bled to Death” (what I wouldn’t give to be in the room when that title was decided upon). It concerns a couple who move into a rundown old house where some years prior, an elderly man poisoned his wife (and perhaps dismembered her with a pair of swords he seems to have a strange affinity for). Of cou...

It wouldn’t be Made-for-TV March without at least one appearance by the one and only Tori Spelling. This week on The Blind Rage Podcast, it’s the 1996 cult classic MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? co-starring Ivan Sergei. The overacting in this one is so strong, it just about rattled the foundation of my TV. Consider yourself warned. Oh and if you choose to watch along, make sure you haven’t selec...

It’s a return to Springwood for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES: “Freddy’s Tricks and Treats,” we find out what happens when bad dreams are captured on video!

Made-for-TV March continues on The Blind Rage Podcast with 1991’s NIGHTMARE a.k.a. DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, starring Danielle Harris, Victoria Principal, and Paul Sorvino.

In “Easel Kill Ya,” Tim Roth stars as a struggling painter with murderous ideation. It’s sort of a more modern version of A BUCKET OF BLOOD, only a hell of a lot more twisted. God, I love TALES FROM THE CRYPT.

Made-for-TV March continues on The Blind Rage Podcast! In 1991’s DEAD SILENCE, Renee Estevez (of SLEEPAWAY CAMP II and INTRUDER), Lisanne Falk (of the 1988 cult classic HEATHERS), and Carrie Mitchum star as college friends on vacation in Palm Springs. Some drinking and driving lead to a hit-and-run accident that leaves an innocent man dead, and the age-old debate between hiding the truth and doing...

It’s a return to everyone’s favorite crawly crypt for this week’s TV episode of The Blind Rage Podcast! In “Three’s a Crowd,” Richard suspects his wife is having an illicit affair with a longtime friend. It’s only after an incredibly brutal climax that Richard discovers he’s not only been wrong this entire time…he’s been DEAD wrong! As the cackling Crypt-Keeper says while cracking open his massive...

It’s Made-for-TV March on The Blind Rage Podcast! This week, Shannen Doherty and William Devane star in the 1992 thriller OBSESSED. In this festival of cheese, our heroine plays a violent stalker with severe daddy issues.