The Big Scottish Football Podcast

Sorry we’re late, Ewen got kidnapped after getting caught in someone’s garden in Bonnyrigg. Anyway, better late than never and he and Steven are here to talk about the final weekend of the Scottish Premiership. What next for Rangers? Should there be points deductions for pitch invasions and an apology to Derek McInnes. Plus chippy chasers, kissing Gok Wan and would you admit to killing Osama Bin L...

It’s all about the play-offs and who stays in the Premiership now as Ewen and Steven get stuck into another weekend in Scottish Football. This week they are joined by Championship winning captain Coll Donaldson (Jambo friends) as they discuss thruples, Eurovision, Jimmy Thelin and Partick’s Play-Off Chances. And can Ewen make it two in a row in the quiz with help from his big pal? It’s The Big Sco...

Fortunate Falkirk™ finally won the Scottish Championship at the weekend, and Steven Mill has been through the ringer. Hear all about that with special guests live from Ibiza (and wherever the Sweaty Octopus is hiding today). We also talk through the rest of the action in Scottish football, dive through Italian history and something happens on the quiz that has never happened before! It's the Big S...

It was a big weekend in Scottish football, titles were won, some were blown and Heart’s are once again looking for a new manager. They are here to discuss it all as well as poor parenting, woke nonsense, tedious trebles and swingers. Plus Ewen puts the Sweaty Octopus on the spot about Falkirks title challenge, it’s all about the best EPL champions on ‘Winner Takes It All’ and have you ever seen a...

Ewen’s got a brand new hair cut, turns out Steven has never seen Star Wars but before are ready to talk about Scottish Football and what happened in the Scottish cup and across the leagues at the weekend. There is more butter chat, a lot of Jambo tetch and the big question, just what is your favourite Indiana Jones movie. Plus a deep dive into Queens Park with David from the Spiders Talk podcast,...

The price of Weetabix, what’s your favourite butter and do you eat in bed? All this is discussed by Ewen and Steven before they even talk Scottish Football and Heart’s failure to make the Top Six… There’s a lot of Jambo tetch on this week’s show as Mr Cameron also reckons Celtic fans are bored. Plus The usual meltdowns on the Big Shoot Out Quiz. It’s The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ T...

There's a shocking revelation in regards to Mrs Cameron's privacy as Ewen's home pod alarm tells all, Steven lets emotions fly high as him and Ewen discuss Scottish league reconstruction, we hear from former intern Callum as he adds to Ewen's misery after Hearts defeat to Dundee United. There's a gothic edge to the 'Shoot Out", absolute tekkers on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and all of the weekends...

Ewen is reeling after Hearts defeat at Celtic while Steven can’t believe what is happening at Dunfermline as the boys, look at another topsy turvey weekend in Scottish Football? Mr Cameron has lots of jokes, it’s Holiday vs Wish You Were Here and Steven is going in two footed on a listener! On the footballing side have we witnessed game of the season in Dundee v Rangers and should Derek McInnes ha...

Ewen is back from the UAE and has some serious questions to answer about his toilet habits, while Steven is a little under the weather, as they look back at all the weekends Scottish Football action. Shock, horror Mr Cameron is not happy with Steve Clarke, so expect a rant, Forest Gump turns into Bruce Forsyth and god knows how we get onto questioning if Ewen would have a chance with Margot Robbie...

Ewen is on holiday (makes a change for Steven) so after several co-presenter call offs, the Sweaty Octopus, is called from the bench. But will a Dunfermline & Falkirk supporter work together? Don’t worry though, Ewen still makes an appearance live from Abu-Dhabi, there’s still the masked footballer to unveil, it’s all about teenage debuts on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and a special guest host o...

 It’s all about the Scottish Cup and the lower leagues this week as Ewen and Steven, get in amongst the muck of Scottish football. There are cameo appearances from Judith Ralston, Grado & Falkirk captain Coll Donaldson, drama’s about Halloumi Fries and should you squeeze rolls? Plus Morton feature on VAR WTF, the boys try and pick the best Scottish referee and did Barry Ferguson out manag...

Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are here with their own unique take on Scottish Football including the Edinburgh derby win for Hibs and rumours of the next Rangers manager. Shell suit Bob is on hand to help Ewen on the quiz, more chat about going for the toilet in gardens and would you open a Tescos? Plus another question for the masked footballer, the best modern managers on the Winner Takes It All...

Steven Mill is fresh back from another holiday and is ready to talk about Scottish Football and inclined toilet seats! Ewen Cameron has a very strange thing to confess to and is name dropping more than usual as the boys talk about the Rangers takeover, Philippe Clement’s departure and whether the ball was over the line or not in Hibs v Celtic. Plus a big guess on the ‘Masked Footballer’, determini...

Ewen has a rager about Hearts being beaten by Rangers and Steven Mill is here for it, as the boys look back on a weekend of Scottish Football. What’s the best Tarantino movie? Do Celtic and Rangers need to go? And the big Onion referendum! Plus former referee Des Roache joins the boys on VAR WTF,  it's all about  the biggest Scottish cup shock was on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and getting...

Ewen Cameron is name dropping on this weeks episode but luckily Steven Mill is here to pick them up and talk Scottish Football. Mr Cameron lets his true colours come out, there’s lots of chat about Magnus Heman (and his wife) and is Clement classless? Plus a song for Producer John, a new ‘Masked Footballer’ and who is the hardest to play in Scottish Football in the ‘Winner Takes It All’ It’s The B...

From philosophical discussion to nipples, there is something for everyone including a look at Scottish Football on this week’s show with Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill. Ewen is having an orgasm to Hearts win, discussing the candidates for the Motherwell job, the sweaty octopus is ranting about Livi and there’s a song for Steven! Plus Crisp Boyd is back by unpopular demand, it’s a Bayern Munich speci...

Steven is back so it’s a little less staunch this week, as him and Channel 5’s Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend in Scottish Football. Ewen is having issues with the SFA and thinks Hearts will finish above Aberdeen while Steven pays tributes to former Dunfermline manager Jimmy Calderwood It’s players you love to hate on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ , there’s a twist on the Big Shoot Out Quiz and...

Shock horror, Steven Mill is away on holiday, so River City, Scot Squad and fellow Fifer, Jordan Young comes on off the bench to join Ewen Cameron. We are looking back at some of his previous big roles and picking out some fragrances for him. (don't ask) The fourth round Scottish Cup weekend is under review and due to having the house wife’s favourite on, the boys decide who the best looking footb...

Are Arctic rolls better than an orgasm? Ewen Cameron thinks so and that along with all the Scottish football action is up for discussion on this week’s show with Steven Mill Can Hibs finish 3rd? Should Rangers supporters back their club rather than walk out? And who finishes in the top 6? Lots of questions to answer as well as that the Masked Footballer (the boys think they have it)  and it’s...

Happy New Year! It’s the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2025 and Ewen Cameron has a resolution, not to get angry! Let’s see how long that lasts alongside Steven Mill. Lots to talk about from Scottish Football with claims such as Raskin is the best midfielder in Scotland, Hibs can catch Aberdeen and Philippe Clement has Brendan Rodgers number. Jim White is back with transfer speculation, th...

After the Christmas festivities, the boys are back and Steven is eager to talk about Ewen Cameron's BIG appearance on Channel 5's When Parties Go Horribly Wrong. But guys, Ewen doesn't want any of you commenting and telling him that he's Channel 5's Ewen Cameron, so definitely don't do that in the comments! Ewen goes on a Winegum themed rant during his film segment, and goes nuclear when Hearts co...

 T’was, two nights before Christmas and all through the house, everything was quiet except from EWEN CAMERON Steven Mill and Ewen bring you a festive treat as they look back at the weekend in Scottish Football and discuss their favourite Julie Andrews films Aberdeen faltering, James McPake gone and is there a potential title chase? All up for discussion Plus a busy VAR WTF, is Pyro overrated...

Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are looking back at a dramatic weekend in Scottish Football but where is Producer John? Was it a penalty? Find out who was rude to Ewen and just how hard is it to play against 10 men? Plus getting further on the masked footballer and Garry Spence is back to host the Big Shoot Out Quiz And there's been a mincident! It's the Big Scottish Football Podcast!  SOCIALS:&...

Steven Mill is back from one of his many holidays as him and Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend that was in Scottish Football. Aside from the football though there are more conspiracy theories, the best moves of twinnie twinnie four according to Ewen and Producer John’s stand up routine. There’s happy dances all around and we catch up with Intern Callum to ask about Dundee united Plus are Chris...

Steven Mill is off on holiday so Ewen Cameron is joined by Mark Wilson. They look back at all the action across the Scottish Premiership, discuss last week's European action, share to many details about Gordon Dalziel's recliner and discuss if Christmas markets are overrated.  There's also another guess at the Masked Footballer, what the difference is between jam and marmalade and maybe the h...