The Big Scottish Football Podcast

It's the last episode of The Big Scottish Football Podcast... for now... as we round off a long and arduous 2025/26 season. Steven Mill is back alongside Gordon Dalziel to talk airport etiquette; a strange thing Daz does with pillow cases; would you care if England won the World Cup; and does one of the guys look like a Good Morning Britain star?! There's also some football chat featuring a wild s...

Sweaty Octopus Producer John turns presenter to join Gordon Dalziel as Steven Mill is still MIA after Scotland's exit at the World Cup in North America. The guys discuss the departure of Steve Clarke as head coach and the defeat to Brazil in our final group game. Who will replace him? Dick anyone? There's also Daz's adventures in Australia, his career history outside of football and his best looka...

Steven Mill joins us again Stateside, this time in Orlando as he prepares to travel to Miami, where Scotland's World Cup fate hangs in the balance on Wednesday night against Brazil. Gordon Dalziel is back in the studio, discussing our chances of making it through to the knockout stages for the first time ever, as well as reacting to some big refereeing decisions during Friday night's defeat to Mor...

A very hungover Steven Mill comes live from Boston with Gordon Dalziel back in the studio as the by look back on Scotland's first World Cup win in 36 years! There's also a few domestic things to talk about with Martin O'Neill being made Celtic manager and it looks like Danny Rohl is out at Rangers and Hearts's manager Derek McInnes is in! Plus your dream BBQ, an unexpected podcast dropping and you...

Gabriel Antoniazzi is in the hotseat as Steven Mill is off. Producer Jay is in charge as the Sweaty Octopus Producer John is away sweating somewhere else. But Gordon Dalziel is here and up to his usual carry-on as we build-up to Scotland's return to the World Cup! There's chat about stag dos, Gabs' perspective on his nightmare bus journey and we ask would you steal a pint? And have we finally foun...

The World Cup build up well and truly begins as Gordon Dalziel & Steven Mill look back at Scotland’s friendly against Curacao and look ahead to America. Should Tyler Fletcher be on the plane? Who should start in defence? And will Steve Clarke play two up top to accommodate Lawrence Shankland? The guys are also reviewing some of the World Cup songs being released, talking about stealing peoples...

Steven Mill has made in despite the disappointment of his team losing in the Scottish Cup Final as he and Gordon Dalziel look back at Celtic’s double win. There’s a lot going on as the boys discuss Partick’s chances in the play-off, Shankland’s move to Rangers and Heart’s winning the SWPL. Plus what’s your favourite cold meat? Is it ok to take someone’s take-away order? And has Gabs survived the V...

It’s the last weekend of the Scottish Premiership and Steven Mill (this is not a typo) & Gordon Dalziel look back at the epic conclusion and the show down between Celtic and Hearts. They are adamant the Jambos didn’t bottle it, reckon Martin O’Neill should get a statue and are there questions over Danny Rohl’s man management? Plus more tales of falling asleep on public transport, does Willie M...

The Scottish Premiership title is going to the wire and Steven Mull (this is not a typo) & Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at another exciting weekend of football. Should Rohl stay? Are Celtic now favourites? And should Hearts have had a penalty? Plus tales of falling asleep on public transport, dropping pins and what does one for yourself mean? And there’s the Big Shoot out Quiz, some bi...

It was the final games of the season in the lower leagues and Gabriel Antoniazzi (In for Steven) and Gordon Dalziel are here to look at the winners and losers, as well as all the Premiership action. They are both a little hungover after the Scottish PFA Dinner but have the lowdown on what happened there aas well as chat on Daz getting his clothes stolen, golf course snacks and pie rolls! It’s all...

Hearts are still top of the tree in Scottish football and with Rangers losing to Motherwell, where does that leave the title race? Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to direct what happened across the SPFL at the weekend. Plus talk about James Tavernier's legacy, the contract extensions at Celtic and fair to say Gordon isn't a fan of Dujon Sterling. And penis injections, who is more famous ou...

It’s the Monday after Dunfermline’s victory in the Scottish Cup Semi-Final and Steven is as happy as a dog with two tails, especially as the Falkirk supporting Sweaty Octopus is back! There’s a deep dive into the Pars win and the guys are also looking at the mental Celtic v St Mirren game and what else is going in across the leagues. There's more chat about Jackie Os, fridge chocolate and Gordon d...

Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are back after another crazy week of Scottish football! The notable exception, though, is The Sweaty Octopus Producer John... Although he has left a message for Steven ahead of the Dunfermline-Falkirk Scottish Cup semi-final. So, producer Jay makes his debut on the podcast, looking after things, as the guys discuss the title race, big VAR calls and Daz invents anothe...

As the we reach the business end of the season, Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are all about the business as they drag themselves in on Easter Monday to look back at another weekend of Scottish Football. Are strikers the key to winning the league? How can Aberdeen be so dreadful? And should Motherwell have had a penalty? More shouts for East Fife to get the Dick out, Gordon has some love advice...

Steven is back from Germany and the guys are here to look back at a painful friendly against Japan and all the lower league action in Scotland. What are Scotland going to do a right back? Is Souttar a better player for the national team? And does Steve Clarke share a room with Kenny McLean? We find out what it is like to be sacked as manager, Daz has a feeling his pal Mark might win the league for...

Steven is off to Germany so Gabriel Antoniazzi jumos in to discuss another big weekend in the Scottish Premiership title race. With Celtic slipping up at Tannadice and Rangers and Hearts winning who is now the favourite? Can Dundee United reach the top 6? Are Aberdeen going to be in a relegation fight? Plus more supermarket and meal prep chat, getting your shoes stretched and chips, cheese and gra...

It’s the big birthday episode as Gordon Dalziel turns 64 and Steven Mill is here to celebrate with him, by looking back at another weekend of Scottish Football action. There’s presents, there’s towels, there’s discussion on Whoopsie sections and we discover another Daz obsession. When we speak about the football Gordon has a shout for the St Mirren job, he asks what does Naderi bring to the Ranger...

The day after a Scottish Cup weekend and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at what happened as well as all the league action. Is Falkirk v Dunfermline going to be a career ender for one of the team? Is Celtic’s Mvuka a competition winner? Is there a mentality problem at Rangers? Who is going down in the Championship? All about the Highland League on Who Dares Wins, Chicken Zombi...

There was only one winner this weekend in the Scottish Premiership title race as Heart’s had a big smile on their face after Rangers and Celtic drew at Ibrox. Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel look back at the weekend and are now asking the question can Motherwell split the big Glasgow two? There is chat about Rip Off Britain, lookalikes and that moment Daz got pulled by Graeme Shinnie for saying ‘...

It was another crazy weekend in Scottish Football and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are hear to rake through it. Steven reckons Mother well have a better chance of winning the league than Celtic while Gordon reckons Cammy Kerr should have been shown a red card. VAR WTF is jam packed, we find out Daz may have been scammed and plus why you should never go yellow sticker Feta! Plus a European Cup sp...

Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are joined by comedian Mark Nelson who is here to talk about his Glasgow Comedy Festival Show and of course Scottish Football. Along the way we hear about Daz’s invite for ‘Celebs Go Dating’, his experience of BBC Alba amnd of course his anti-goalkeeper campaign continues. Are Motherwell in with a shout? What’s going on at Aberdeen? And a big question regarding ST Mi...

The Sweaty Octopus is in charge but don’t let that put you off as Gordon Dalziel is here to look back at a weekend of Scottish Cup action and a look back at what has went on since we last spoke. Who is going to win the cup? Which team had the best transfer window? And will Steve Clarke stay beyond the World Cup. Daz is on VAR duty in VAR WTF, nswering queries about TV licence in Question time whil...

It’s transfer deadline day and Gordon Dalziel & Steven Mill are here to go through another weekend of Scottish Football action as well as all the goings on as they happen. Find out why Daz could have been a dumper truck driver, the guys ask just how much Maswanhise is worth and Steven is now convinced Hearts will win the league! Plus an incident packed VAR WTF, it’s all about Scottish EPL foot...

Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here after another big weekend in Scottish Football as the title race well and truly became a three way battle. Is David Gray under pressure at Hibs? Is it a straight shoot out between Kilmarnock and Livingston to decide relegation places? And was it a good point for Hearts? Plus Daz's caricature at Ayr, kicking Paul kinnaird off the bus and should there be alc...

It’s cup weekend and just like having a cup goalie, we have brought Gabriel Antoniazzi off the bench to talk about all the action alongside Gordon Dalziel. The guys have reactions to all the cup action plus hear about Daz playing with 12 men, drinking with rugby legend Doddie Weir & the toilet facilities in Morocco. Plus VAR WTF, Who Dares Wins, the Big Shoot Out Quiz & new feature Questio...