The Bi Witch Project

We'reeee heeeerrrreeee! Come jam our frequencies as we review one of the most EPIC haunted house movies of all time, POLTERGEIST, the Steven Spielberg-produced classic that made everyone scared of clowns, TVs, and bent cutlery. This movie is bananas. There's a tornado. There's a piece of steak that moves by itself. There's a tree that eats people. There's purple ectoplasm that kinda looks like chu...

It's time to tiptoe through the bi tulips and screech some violins really loudly because we're reviewing INSIDIOUS! Six years after sawing off feet, James Wan and writer/star Leigh Whannell switched over to the paranormal in a low-budget, PG-13 haunted house movie so successful it has since launched a ton of sequels. This movie has astral projecting. There's a red demon. There's the mom from BLACK...

We're bi-covering THE HAUNTING! A movie about...a haunting! Oscar winner Robert Wise adapts Shirley Jackson's best-selling ghost story into a very chatty, very old-fashioned black and white Hollywood horror movie featuring a lesbian character! For 1963! There's a big bougie house. There's voiceover. There's Riff from WEST SIDE STORY a.k.a. Amber Tamblyn's dad. There's voiceover. There are bangs an...

Sometimes the world of the bi dead gets mixed up in the world of the bi living in THE OTHERS! It's time to be sensitive to the sun, turn out the lights and lock every door because we're covering that super Gothic ghost horror classic from the early 2000s. Before she was gracing our AMC theater screens in those nice heels, Nicole Kidman played, like, a SUPER religious mother living in a haunted hou...

We're reviewing a horror comedy! Our first one! BI-EETLEJUICE is Tim Burton's wildly imaginative, insane, colorful, bats*it paranormal fantasy comedy that we still can't believe used to air on the Disney Channel. There are ghosts. There's an illegal marriage proposal. There's Harry Belafonte music. There's Winona. There's Kevin McCallister's mom. There's Birdman. There are shrimp hands. There are...

The movie that made bi people obsessed with trying to capture paranormal activity on camera! (Or maybe just Bu$$y....) In today's episode, we're reviewing the first of the spooky found footage franchise PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! This movie was a HUGE box office hit and spawned tons of sequels. There's a young couple. There's a demon. There's a very 2000s-looking digital camera. There are footsteps. The...

Season 2 is here! And we are bi-covering a new horror genre: GHOSTS. That includes poltergeists, spirits, haunted houses, Ouija boards, etc. You name it, we're probably doing it! What better way to kick off the season than with a Philly-set classic: THE SIXTH SENSE. The movie with one of the biggest twists of all time made a fortune back in 1999, and it was all filmed in our favorite city! There's...

We did it! Our first season finale! The slasher genre is always a hot bi-knife in the gut, and we can't wait to revisit it later. What better movie to end season one of the podcast with none other than SCREAM! Wes Craven's absolutely iconic meta-slasher flick - part horror, part comedy, part...melodrama? - spawned a franchise that people are still positively and also unhealthily obsessed with 30 y...

Season one is nearly over! It's bi-time to talk about one of the most famous red-headed killer doll movie slasher franchises of all time. CHILD'S PLAY spawned a franchise with its iconic short, blue denim killer, Chucky, that former human who transferred his soul into a battery-less doll and just really loves to be nasty and mean and murder people and laugh like a hyena. There's voodoo. There are...

It’s finally here! And we have a lot of thoughts….OPPOSING thoughts. We’re reviewing the original TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, a bonkers, super low-budget horror classic that misspelled “chainsaw” in the title, introduced us to one of the most iconic horror villains, and features SO MUCH SCREAMING that you may need earplugs. Directed by Tobe Hooper (POLTERGEIST), this is…a WILD movie. There’s grave r...

“Dashing through the….BLOOD.” It’s time for some cheesy bi-scary Christmas movie taglines because we’re reviewing the original BLACK CHRISTMAS! Years before making a movie about babies that are geniuses, Bob Clark made this cult classic about sorority sisters being stalked by a maniac hiding in the attic who really needs to put his phone away or just get a TikTok account because he won’t stop call...

EE! EE! EEE!! EEEE!!! An unhinged episode about Alfred HitchCOCK's classic, ear-piercing, thrilling masterpiece, BI-PSYCHO. (The original, not the one with Vince Vaughn.... [insert eye raise emoji]) This is the movie that S H O C K E D audiences when it debuted, a truly shocking shocker of epic bi-shock. (#shock) There's stolen money. There's a not-at-all-famous shower scene... There's a close-up...

The first BIographical drama about the building of Hersheypark.... No, no. There is no chocolate in CANDYMAN , and actually, there's not a lot of candy. There's a dashing villain played by Tony Todd with a huge hook for a hand and he has a lot of bi bees. There are medicine cabinets that open into other apartments. There's a really awful professor. There's a really nasty toilet. And it's from a st...

BI-YUCK! Yes, we're reviewing the bloody bloody bloody BLOOOODDDDDY Terrifier , the film that makes Pennywise look like a little wimp. This UNRATED horror franchise has stunned and exhilarated and grossed out the entirety of America and possibly the world with the grotesque deaths, guts, blood, and.......guts. There's a creepy clown who never speaks named Art. It's Halloween. There's a pizza place...

A Bi-Nightmare - a "BIGHTMARE" - on Elm Street, the film that introduced one of the most iconic slasher villains of all time: JOHNNY DEPP. No, no, just kidding. FREDDY KRUEGER. The man. The legend. The guy with the knife fingers. (So sorta like Edward Scissorhands....) Join us as we recap Wes Craven's historic supernatural horror film where this guy with really bad sunburn stalks a group of teens...

Our bi-slasher season continues with the film that turned that hymn "ch-ch-ch-ch....ah-ah-ah-ah" into a chart-topping hit, even beating T-Swift. FRIDAY THE 13th became an unexpected hit that launched one of the biggest slasher franchises of all time. There are horny, really ridiculous teens. There's a creepy guy on a bike. There's a snake. There's....Kevin Bacon?! And there's a killer... WHO is sl...

It's here! Episode 1! AHHH! Boo. Welcome to the first episode of THE BI WITCH PROJECT , a horror rewatch podcast that goes both ways. Season 1 will be ten episodes. The theme? SLASHER! What better way to kick off with what several critics and scholars consider to be the "first" slasher film of all time? (Although this is debatable...) HALLOWEEN . John Carpenter's babysitter horror/thriller follows...