The Best One Yet

DoorDash just launched a new ghost kitchen, but the shocker is who’s actually whipping up the eggs… DoorDash is chef. Comcast isn’t just keeping you on hold to complain about the internet speed — it’s become the anti-Disney. And Amazon’s earnings revealed that Prime is a network (spiderweb?) of benefits you can’t escape from.$DASH $AMZN $CMCSAGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer...

Starbucks just snagged a record quarter because your cold brews are Starbucks’ new profit puppy. Simone Biles just put her mental health before a gold medal, and her sponsor Athleta made the same move. And you’ve heard about the Great Chip Shortage from toys to trucks, but the chip industry may get an ice cream headache.$SBUX $GPS $AMD $NVDA $INTCGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKra...

Apple just told us that its iPhone business is literally as big as Costco. Cigarette-maker Phillip Morris just asked the UK government to ban… cigarettes. And the biggest company in Europe is now luxury icon LVMH because handbags are back, baby.$AAPL $PM $LVMUYGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle/KhUAo...

Bitcoin just jumped 15% after a PFWTM mentioned that Amazon will accept Bitcoin and then launch its own crypto… but then everything changed at 4:55pm. Hasbro shares jumped 12% on My Little Pony love, but the surprise is its secretive movie studio. And Tesla just announced earnings, but we’re focusing on Lucid Motors — which zucked Tesla.$LCID $TSLA $BTC $HAS $MAT $AMZN $CCIVGot a SnackFact? Tweet...

Facebook reports earnings this week, but the real story is that Zuck’s been building a Metaverse this whole time. Swimply just became the Airbnb for pools, and that’s kind of a problem for Airbnb. And toilet paper icon Kimberly-Clark reveals that we’re facing a wild new thing: Shrink-flation (it’s sneaky).$KMB $ABNB $FBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a sho...

The Olympics kick off today in Tokyo, so we’re looking at who actually wins the Olympics. Chipotle stock just hit a record high because it just discovered it’s actually 2 different restaurants. And we just got the 2nd biggest settlement in US history - $26B for the opioid epidemic. And yet the painkiller stocks rose?$CMG $ABC $JNJ $MCK $CAHGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @N...

Tesla’s kept a profit puppy hidden from us the last few years… but now it’s giving it away to competitors? College athletes are about to profit off themselves, so we got off the bench to gameplan the new industry: Varsity, Inc. And Twitter and Snapchat both report earnings today, yet they’ve followed completely different paths (hint: one involves an “Un-Zucking”).$TSLA $SNAP $TWTRGot a SnackFact?...

Peloton just announced a video game because it needs you to stay on the bike like Donkey Kong is forcing you to. The biggest bowling alley on Earth is going public because the casual athlete has become king. And Moderna just joined the S&P 500 because it’s copy/pasting its vaccine strategy to hunt down other viruses.$BOWL $ISOS $PTON $MRNAGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @Nic...

The Dow suffered its biggest drop of the year because the stock market narrative can change freakishly fast. Tractor Supply Company loves farmers, ranchers and chiclets (literally, lots of chickens) — small niche, big profits. And Hero is Klarna’s latest acquisition to turn in-store sales associates into online influencers.$TSCOGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkW...

If you like working under a chandelier, then Soho House’s IPO has a Takeaway for you at its members-only club in Mykonos. Zoom just acquired a translation startup because it’s facing a 4-front war with Google. And Fathom is SPACing its 3D printers because we’ve entered a new Industrial Revolution.$MCG $ZM $ATMRGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on...

Two major liquor legends are teaming up to pursue a new category of alcohol: The Canned Cocktail. All 6 big US banks just reported earnings and they’re loving the most entrepreneurial year in US history. And you’re about to rekindle a new relationship after the pandemic… the doctor’s visit (health insurance companies aren’t thrilled).$SAM $STBFY $GS $MS $JPM $UNHGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @Robinhoo...

Oatly stock dropped after an activist investor accused the alt-milk icon of “shenanigans” and “mind control.” LG doesn’t just make your TV and flip phone… it may have the battery to save the world. And today 39M families get a $300 check for each of their kids — but kids aren’t the only winners.$OTLY $TJX $DGGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on th...

Grilling icon Weber just announced a flame-broiled IPO, but its greatest strength is its greatest weakness. Netflix just made its 1st big hire for Netflix Podcasts because we’re entering the “Post-Couch Era.” And it’s official… from peanut butter to airplane tickets, you’re paying more for things — but there is 1 inflation winner.$WEBR $NFLXGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @N...

Turns out 35% of us saw our waist sizes change in one direction or another, so Levi’s is making some changes too. Black Widow isn’t just a superhero movie that just dropped… it’s the playbook for how to premier future films. And Flipkart just hit a whopping $38B valuation as the ecommerce icon of India, but it’s really part of a secret war between Walmart and Amazon.$LEVI $DIS $WMT $AMZNGot a Snac...

Branson is beating Bezos to orbit because this is the biggest week for space since Buzz Aldrin. You’ll notice your local Subway sandwich spot is shut down today for its biggest makeover ever. And Square announced it’s building a physical Bitcoin hardware wallet (real thing) because all good crypto stories involve Liam Neeson.$SPCE $BTC $BAGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @Nic...

BMW and Volkswagen just fined $1B... because their German rival snitched on them. Glossier hit a $1.8B valuation because the future of makeup is Inspo. And Marlboro just sold its 18,000-square-foot cigarette ranch theme park. It’s the perfect case study in marketing.$BMWYY $VWAGY $MOGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:...

Neighborhood social network Nextdoor is going public via SPAC, but the real story here is how it survived a Zucking. Bloomingdale’s is whipping up a new version of itself called Bloomie’s — it’s way smaller. And the Pentagon’s epic $10B JEDI contract just fell apart because time is the greatest enemy of deals.$KVSB $M $MSFTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant...

The best-performing IPO of last week got no attention: Torrid noticed that 67% of US women are plus sized, but only 14% of US clothing sales are. Didi plummeted 20% after going public because we’re in a new era of investing in China. And Buzzer just launched to TikTokify live sports since Gen Z is accused of killing them.$CURV $DIDIGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewY...

Jeff Bezos officially stepped down as Amazon CEO yesterday, so we’re introducing you to the new guy. Private jets are living their best lives right now and Wheels Up is the 1st purely private plane stock to go public. And Foot Locker is shockingly up 60% this year because it goes to where the customers decide, not where they are.$UP $ASPL $FL $AMZNGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKr...

TikTok just made 1 small change to your videos with 1 huge impact. LegalZoom IPO’d thanks to America having its most entrepreneurial year ever. And Exxon Mobil’s CEO just got caught in a sting operation that tells us how they really fell about climate change.$LZ $XOMGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle...

Bumble is opening up its very first restaurant (not a typo) in New York. With an epic heatwave, we’re looking at air conditioner icon Trane Technologies, whose stock is enjoying an all-time high. And while your yoga studio was on lockdown, Gympass hit a $2.2B valuation because it… went after fewer customers.$BMBL $TTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shout...

Juul is paying up $40M for its role in the teen vaping epidemic. United Airlines just made the biggest airplane order in a decade. And Foxconn was supposed to build the “8th Wonder of the World” in Wisconsin… but it didn’t.$UAL $MOGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle/KhUAo31xmkSdeynD9Got a SnackFact fo...

Venmo’s been so free for so long. But that may change with its new hook-em-then-book-em strategy. Facebook hit a platinum pegasus $1 trillion valuation after winning its most important lawsuit ever. And Honda is making its 1st ever electric vehicle… but it’s not making its 1st ever electric vehicle.$HMC $GM $PYPL $FBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shout...

Chewy has a plan to turn you into its profit puppy: Pet adoption. In an unprecedented moment in Olympic history, NBC’s Peacock will be streaming the games to peacock (we’re calling it their Hamilton Moment). And the latest infrastructure deal could be $600B, $2T, or somewhere in between… but that depends on 1 uncompromisable compromises.$CHWY $CMCSA $CAT $VMC $CHPTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @Robin...

After 15 years, BuzzFeed is going public because it’s the Charles Darwin of media. Sneakerhead marketplace Goat hit a $3.7B valuation since sneakers are the ultimate selfie collectible. And the House is about to look at not 1, not 2, but 6 bills to mess with Big Tech (spoiler: They’ve got bipartisan support).$ENFA $AMZN $GOOG $FB $MSFTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOf...