The Best One Yet

We just got a peek into the nuclear submarine industry after subs experienced their biggest drama since the periscope. Dutch Bros coffee popped 60% since its IPO because it’s taking on Starbucks and Dunkin’ with broistas (not baristas - you read that right). And Microsoft is splurging a whopping $60B on… itself (that’s 3.5 Lyfts). $BROS $THLLY $MSFT $GD $HIIGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnac...

SpaceX wasn’t the first to send regular humans to space, but this week’s launch is otherworldly. Harvard’s college endowment is bigger than ½ the countries in the world, and it’s making an unprecedented climate move (that also beats Yale). And DoorDash and NYC are fighting over your $9 dumpling fee, but their latest battle is over your phone number.$TSLA $DASH $UBER $GRUBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it...

Canva just became the #5 most valuable startup, and the #1 most valuable female-founded startup ever. Rivian just hit the biggest milestone yet for electric cars: Actually selling the 1st electric truck (no one else has). And if ya noticed your local McDonald’s McFlurry machine is broken, that’s because it is…So Ronald is getting investigated.$MCD $AMZN $F $GMGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSn...

Toast is popping bottles for its IPO after finding the one area of food everyone forgot about. Mailchimp just sold for $12B by pulling off something no other startup its size has ever done. And every September, Apple hosts its major product event… behold the iPhone 13.$TOST $INTU $AAPLGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this fo...

The WSJ’s deep reporting shows Facebook’s got a secret club of 5.8M VIPs users subject to different FB rules than everyone else. JP Morgan just acquired a hipster restaurant startup The Infatuation (we double-taked)? And Democrats just unveiled their beefy, meaty, tax hike on the wealthy & big business, so we whipped up some numbers for ya.$JPM $FBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKr...

Toss out your Fitbit... the biggest new thing in health tech is a smart toilet that analyzes your waste. Amazon knows the average American spends 6 hours/day watching TV, so Alexa TV is taking over your TV. And Fortnite just beat Apple in court with a win that could rebalance the app universe (Bumble, Tinder, and Words With Friends are pumped).$AMZN $BMBL $MTCH $SPOT $AAPLGot a SnackFact? Tweet it...

The NFL season kicks off this weekend, but the focus is your phone. Facebook just whipped up its first smart glasses, so Zuck’s sporting Ray-Bans. And Lululemon stock hit a record high just as Peloton announced… a Lululemon athleisure rival.$LULU $PTON $VZ $FBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle/KhUAo3...

Elizabeth Holmes put on her finest black turtleneck for the 1st day of the Theranos fraud trial. GameStop is rebuilding its team with more roster moves than the Mets. And Beauty Pie raised $100M as the “Costco of Cosmetics” because it has the most insane customer loyalty we’ve ever seen.$GME $LVMUYGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill...

Happy B-Day to El Salvador, which just made Bitcoin legal tender… so we’re looking at how it went down (spoiler: lava). Callaway Golf shockingly claims its sales are about to double, but the real reason is a White claw and a 7-iron. And just after Hurricane Ida crushed a record number of power polls, Entergy Corp is facing a Shakespearean question: To bury, or not to bury.$BTC $ELY $ETRGot a Snack...

While we were on our August vacation, Botox has been thriving — Botox for guys (Brotox). Apple had its worst month in years, but we think the real story is Apple’s new thing: Apple Drivers License. And Whoop just became the biggest fitness tech startup on Earth by selling its fitness trackers… for free.$ABBV $AAPL $YOUGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a sho...

Snackers, this TBOY is our last pod until Tuesday, September 7th. (we’re taking some August vacation to rest the pipes). So we’re looking at Facebook’s first move into the Metaverse… through your office. Then Home Depot’s biggest story of the summer is actually Halloween (spoiler: 12-foot skeletons). And finally, we’ve found the next generation after Gen Z: Gen Alpha is the new startup target.$HD...

TikTok just passed Facebook for most downloaded app of 2021, but its new boss is… China’s government. Tilray Cannabis is buying weed store MedMen in a strategic wedding straight outta Notting Hill (the movie, not the place. Although both are lovely). And Maven just became a unicorn, but the real news is that it’s the 1st women’s health unicorn.$TLRY $FBGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @...

Mondelez is turning Oreo’s from cookies into cakes because snacking evolved to indulging. The government probe into Tesla’s self-driving could be the end of Elon’s “round-up marketing” fun. And Walmart’s 4 highlights right now are parties, pants, potatoes, and backPacks, but it just lost its legendary crown.$TSLA $MDLZ $WMTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a...

Your morning coffee could get pricer now that coffee bean prices have surged 43%... unless we see some "Swap-flation" (new thing). Sonos sued Goliath, and the judge decided David was right, Google was wrong. And Reebok got sold by Adidas to Authentic Brands for $2.5B — But who is Authentic Brands?$SONO $GOOG $SBUXGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout...

Plant-based meat is getting all the love, but the next plant-based meal is faux fish. Marriott and Airbnb couldn’t be more opposite, but now they’ve got 1 new thing in common: “Bleisure.” And what Lululemon did to leggings, Figs just did to scrubs.$FIGS $BYND $ABNB $MARGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms...

There’s a renaissance going on with Drive-Thrus, but Taco Bell just whipped up the ultimate masterpiece. Disney’s stock jumped 5% because it’s running The Great Streaming Experiment. And over in Miami, everyone’s talking about Bitcoin, even though they’re really thinking about Bonds.$YUM $DIS $FUBOGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fil...

Lockdowns grew our waistlines, but Weight Watchers stock plummeted 25% yesterday. The real celebration of Lionel Messi’s record-breaking soccer deal is at Nike: The business of obsolescence. And say goodbye to the old WeWork… say hello to WeMall.$WW $BOWX $NKEGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle/KhUAo3...

This was the year of the mouth makeover as you glammed your molars, but SmileDirectClub’s stock just plummeted 25%. The Infrastructure Bill just got shockingly bipartisan support so we’re looking at what $1 trillion gets ya these days. And there’s a new app that’s literally cursing - but it’s also helping the Creator Economy get paid.$SDC $ALGNGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer...

AMC just announced it’ll accept Bitcoin for your ticket if you want to watch your 478th Marvel movie. The Wage Wars have turned into the Battle of the Benefits after Walmart and Target offer to pay your tuition. And America’s 3rd biggest chicken company just sold for $5B because wings have become white gold.$AMC $SAFM $WMT $TGTGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkW...

The Chief of Wall Street said that crypto is the “Wild West,” so we’re looking at Bitcoin’s Traffic Light problem (or is it an opportunity?). Levi’s just bought Beyond Yoga because it’s got a case of Corporate FOMO. And the Big 3 car companies just said they’ll go 50% electric by 2030. But we need to start saying The Fantastic American Four.$BTC $LEVI $TSLA $STLA $GM $FGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @R...

The newest billionaire is Rihanna, but the real story is the new business model of “Beauty Celebrepreneurs”. Clear Secure’s stock is up 75% since their IPO because they want to kill off wallets forever. And Lyft and Uber (“LUber”) both reported earnings this week… but they’re no longer the same company.$YOU $LYFT $UBER $LVMUYGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant...

Molson Coors is retiring 11 classic brew brands because beer is like an airplane. Tencent (Earth’s 2nd biggest video game company) was just told by China that its top game is “spiritual opium.” And Big TV is losing so much ad money to Big Tech that we’re calling it a migration.$TCEHY $TAP $CMCSA $DISCAGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod?...

The Delta Variant - we tell you what it means for stocks, business, and the economy. PepsiCo is selling off its orange juice biz for $3.3B. And GoPuff leads an industry we’re calling “Super Delivery”$PEP $DJIAGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https://forms.gle/KhUAo31xmkSdeynD9Got a SnackFact for the pod? We got a fo...

DraftKings wants to launch its first ever sports bar. Reese Witherspoon sold her schmoovie studio for $900M because “The 3 C’s of Content” are killing it. And Square just made its biggest acquisition ever after it got FOMO for a Gen Z Credit Card.$DKNG $SQ $BX $AMC $AFRM $PYPLGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant a shoutout on the pod? Fill out this form:https:/...

Pinterest dropped 20% as it takes on its biggest pivot ever: From search engine to scroll engine. Sherwin-Williams has whipped up fresh paint since 1866, but it just signaled that the House Hype Era is over. And Squire hit a $750M valuation for a barbershop app after the founders literally bought a barbershop.$PINS $SHW $SQGot a SnackFact? Tweet it @RobinhoodSnacks @JackKramer @NickOfNewYorkWant...