The Beer Engine

Thanks google docs, I’m sure Griff wrote something interesting, but instead this is what you get. They gather in a place, they fill a space, they are words, they are no such words. Eternity of days grind lead us to a hindrance of once belonging as our forefathers look on at the imagination of machinists. Forgive those who hark of yesteryear, as the hungry only feed at night, in Laura’s house makin...

OMGZORZ remember when people said stuff like that? Kind of? Not really? OK whatever. Well we’ve got more stuff this week and it’s full of important beer news and also some important happenings in the world of international basketball. The guys answer some emails and talk about the important happenings on Discord as per usual (get on there gang!). Griff gets smoky for his birthday, Tony goes full a...

Hello...I am doing the coffin dance right now but in a very sad or happy way??? Are they sad or happy? Not sure. On today’s show, Griff and Tony spoil the result of USA vs. Australia. Not in basketball, just overall actually. Tony’s “beer” of the week elicits some discussion of illegal behavior from Griff, and then some illegal behavior from Tony. The statute of limitations has expired I think so...

Ooooh have we got a barnburner for you today! Wooooo weeee! Well, now what happened today hmm? Alright, I can’t pull that off much longer so we’re just gonna quit it. On today’s Beer Engine Pod, Tony gives us the weekly health update (aka proof of life) that we are actually all here for. Griff is dodging the COVID hot zone but he’s not sure how or why yet. Then the guys breakdown the beer to horni...

First! That's what people say when they are the first to comment on Donald Trump's posts I think but, not me. I'm essentially commenting on every episode we've ever done but just here in the giant inline thread of all 65 episodes or whatever. I win! On today's show, an in depth recap of many things - the NBA Finals? The Las Vegas bottle shop hierarchy? Blackjack at the Sunset Station? Boston Beer'...

Beer Engine: New Vegas! That also could have been the title. Or something else that has anything to do with maybe coming back after a couple weeks off? Whatever. Well our Summer Vacay is over :( back to the podcast mines to grind out some more content. Put your hardhat on Tony! Today instead of Gypsum we managed to pull up some fun “sporps” talk about basketball, maybe some of the footy. You know,...

Omg gotta write the show notes from my bed. Hello! It's another show from these two guys! On today's episode, a lot of basketball stuff as Tony mourns the beginning of the end for the Sydney Sixers. Griff brings his Globetrotters conspiracy theory to the pod (and 8chan??). And the guys are back on their bullshit with lagers and stouts for days. Then, a new "Two Brews and a Lie" with a lot of words...

Damn we just did this show and I already forgot what it was about!? No! Well in the first 20 minutes we were all over the damn place and I think Tony went on about Aussie gas stations. Then we did some NBA and betting chit chat. Cool! Also a big Hyper Beer Nerd Dork Shit News (™) segment about the end of beer. It's all over folks, pack it in. At the end, Tony gets caged up in the circus and has to...

Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm tired. I moved out of my house yesterday and, wow, even when you pay soekihe to do it, it's tiring. Also the guys who came by may have been a syndicate outfit. We'll see. On today's show, we talked about Australian gin and tonic for too long before Kelly hops in to give is the expert's opinion on some new seltz flaves. Then, we throw a tricky game and Tony and Kelly where they have...

Oh man, the fellas have survived for another week, which means you, the lucky listener, receive one (1) additional week of wonderful, useful beer content. On today’s show, Griff tediously runs down the most painful of details of his drive across the nation - you know things like what car he drove and the route he was driving and the cost of various tolls. Super! Also, the guys talk about some of t...

We're back! Thanks for waiting, gang. I was busy driving across the entire country and still trying to keep a quota of hazy IPA and sugar stout. Don't worry, I made it. On today's episode, we break down the necessity of "Train Beers," some 10 year old Quad, and Tony hoists himself from a fancy beer drought. Also, the guys kind of make assholes of themselves (but in a good way) talking about the se...

This is a real test for me. See, we literally just recorded the show and I pretty much don't remember anything that either of us said. That's okay, I'll still keep making this garbage. On today's show, the guys cover a lot of ground - Griff's final weekend in Vegas, Tony's feelings on Red Rooster and the latest from the world of Jon Taffer. Also, Griff waxes poetic about a new beer bar and a new t...

Show notes?? Damn, I'm so tired...but for you guys, anything. On today's episode, we talked about chicken A LOT. There is some super dork news about the environment which inspires both hosts to go on full tilt tirades. Griff thinks about all of the delicious barleywine he has waiting for him in Chicago, and who wouldn't? Finally a chicken…. game? Whatever. I'm going back to sleep. Good night every...

Clickbait alert! He's going after B-dubs, get him! It's true, I did go after B-dubs, but you can't be mad because it's our first anniversary show! Today, the guys celebrate by barely recognizing that it's been a whole year of this…whatever this is. The guys complain about already really bad restaurants, and then unleash a thicc batch of seltzer news. Oh yeah! After that, Griff tosses Tony into the...

Oh no! More show notes? I can't even! Just kidding, I'm good! What a great episode we have this week. A fully-vaccinated Griff and an unvaccinated but unthreatened Tony take on the "major issues of the day" in the "world of beer." Not really, but Griff does give a review of the new Burger King chicken sandwich everyone is going on about. The guys cover some important Hyper Beer Nerd Dork Shit News...

Oh wow remember April Fools Day? It was like, a few days ago. April Fools Day is one of those days that you remember for about 3 minutes while it’s happening. Well, good news, your favorite podcast made a whole episode about it….kind of. On today’s highly organized and well thought out episode, your heroes (that’s Tony and Griff) bring you all the important brewery April Fools bits you love, and s...

**ALERT THERE IS NO CINNAMON SHRIMP CONTENT IN THIS 90 MINUTES OF PSYCHOBABBLE** Hello everyone. Just got in from California and man, is it nice over there. I thought the ocean was cool, not to mention all of the beers. This episode is definitely one of our 50 best, I guarantee it. Griff does on a TV rant in memory of Jessica Walter. The guys also "mourn" this disappearance of a beloved "Chicago"...

Baaaaahhh da da dahhh dum! Badoobadoobadoo waaahhhh! It's the Beer Engine Podcast! With your hosts, uhhh, you know em! Those guys! They are back and ready for more bullshit! On this week's intriguing new episode, the boys talk St. Patrick's Day traditions (very timely). Also, Griff's Vegas capers lead him under the spotlight (for some outdoor comedy) and under the needle (for some future indoor co...

The days, months and years just keep going by, don't they? No beer, no seltzer and yes, no podcast can stop the slow march of death. But it can pass the time, and by golly, time will pass while you listen to this! It's Tony's birthday! Or, it was! We celebrate by talking about lager and clear IPA! Yay! Also, the podcast content you come here for - mergers & acquisitions! Finally, a game that f...

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the bloody listeners of this podcast! Sorry, been watching “Toast of London” and I can’t stop thinking about Ray Purchase. What’s that guy’s deal huh? Anyway check that show out, it’s pretty funny. On today’s show, we discuss if, maybe, we are all keeping our own oaths, hmm? We have some news on the Downtown Las Vegas infrastructure which impacts one particular podcas...

Another day, another dollar, am I right fam? Well, not much of a dollar for me. No one paid me a dollar for this. We just had to buckle down and produce more content. It’s alright, I’ll still keep putting out this garbage. Now this week, you’ve got some classic rants about Rush Limbaugh (dead) and Ted Cruz (dead...oh wait). Also, Pastrybot returned because we had such a good week in the world of p...

Happy Presidents Day! Wow, has it already been a year since the last one? Seems like all we do is think about Presidents here. "Does the President have a dog?" "What does the President think about global warming?" "Is the President going to send some drones to the local hospital?" You know, maybe "Presidents Day" should be a day where you DON'T think about the President. Kind of cool. Anyway, on t...

This again?! Whoa! It was "Big Game Sunday" just recently, so we had our resident gambling wizard - the Content King of Las Vegas - Brian Mollica, join us for some betting advice. The fellas get into some gambling talk for the big game, which you might have already heard, but we did some other stuff too! We reached into the way back machine to do a classic "Table for Ate" segment and talked about...

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It’s another episode of the Beer Engine - and it’s all for you! Yes, you! Our oldest and dearest friend of the show. You deserve it my dear friend and we need your support more than ever in these “unprecedented times.” Today, there was some babble about “Joe Biden’s America” and Griff unexpectedly introduces a new, self-indulgent segment about lager. Life in Vegas rolls on, too, as Griff finally g...