The Beer Engine

Show notes, it’s the show notes. Time for some show notes, yeahhhhhh! We’re back for another week of fun and games! Emphasis on the FUN…and the GAMES. Alright today, there was just so much TALKING but that’s cool because it’s a podcast. We kicked it off with a long-awaited taste test, and then there was a recap of Griff’s magical mystery tour across the USA and the world. Tony drank red ale (origi...

This week is a show, that I can say with enough certainty to testify in a civil proceeding. We played a game, your honor I can’t be sure what game it was. Did Tony win, he’s still breathing so I’d consider that winning. And you thought last weeks notes were short. On with the show.  Follow us on Instagram: @beerenginepod  Email us: beerengineshow@gmail.com Give us a tip: ko-fi.com/beerenginepodcas...

Alright gang, this one’s a shorty and I’m keeping the show notes tight! On this week’s ep we got our big contest winner Cory on to guess the Final Four of our beer bracket up against Tony. We tossed Cory down the well where Tony has neatly organized and cataloged all of his finest pornos by length, decade, and hair style top and bottom. A champion will be crowned! (of the bracket, not the porno I...

Time for the podcast. Alright so on today’s show, we sped through the god dang thing it felt like. Tony was drinking hoppy wheat beer, I was drinking hazy Pizza Port. It’s crazy! Griff finally picks an AFL team and it’s the worst one (typical) and all of his other teams suck really bad too! In the Discord segment there was some big nasty foot fetish talk so if you’re a big Tarantino guy we got you...

Hello this is the show. I gave updates throughout the episode but right now the Bulls are leading Milwaukee 114-109 with 3.7 seconds left. Seems like they should be safe. Let’s just watch the end of this here….yep we’re good. Oh my god, Grayson Allen got 2 free throws with like 0.1 left and missed them both….and the total on this game was 224. So he missed both free throws and it ended at 223. Lol...

Hello! It! Is! Time! For! A! New! Show! YAY! Very cool! Today, Tony recaps a big weekend at the races, and Griff recaps a big weekend for his wallet (in the bad way where he spent too much on lunch). The guys ramble aimlessly on some basketball and stuff, and then move on to the important stuff- things our fans said I think. Some assplay was also talked about. I’m watching QVC and I just heard the...

It's another new episode. Yay! Today we ran the gamut of all of your favorite things, whatever those are. I promise! There were some Cawthorn jokes, there were some listicles, there was some sad beer news. Oh man, another classic. It was crazy how good and funny it was haha. Guess you had to be there….wait scratch that. You could just listen to it and it's like you were there. Also there's Tony ha...

Hey everyone!! I forgot to do the show notes, so we're just doing the same title haha pretty cool right!? On this episode, we had to cut something we said in the first 10 seconds. We talked about the big win for Stone, the White Sox mess with the best thing in their ball park and Griff really wants some Pepsi Nitro. Finally the bracket continues with a run down of America's best pilsners. OK good...

Hey time for a show! Sorry about last week but, you know….whatever. Today there is most of the normal stuff except I sort of forgot to do the Lager of the Week until the end. Whoops. We did fit in all of the Discord stiff and all of the news stuff and MASSIVE new game that takes a good long time for us to play. It's pretty good if only because Tony liked it so we're gonna say it was good. It's bra...

It’s time for another podcast! It’s. time. for. another. podCAST! MORE! MORE! Another classic episode has come out and in this one there are all of our favorite segments. Poo poo! Gaffes! Big mistakes! Bad writing and a messed up game! It’s all in here, it’s a miracle.  We talked about Stephen Miller, our favorite drinking sports, some other hilarious things…it was great. Also, a eulogy to Armand...

AHHH it’s Tony’s birthday *flapping arms around like Kermit the Frog* ahhhhhh BIRTHDAY THAT’S OUR WORD OF THE DAY!!! It really is or was Tony’s birthday and we had some amazing Birthday experiences like….reading the news and stuff. Whatever it is we do. Tony asked incessantly if we could just do some of our same old shit and we brought that in spades for his birthday: incoherent basketball stuff,...

Welcome to the show my greatest friends. Very excited for you to hear this episode!!!!(???) On today's show, magic powers! Wedding after wedding after wedding. Just kidding. Mostly we just covered some very, VERY important news and took a highly satirical tone to some of the events of the day. Also there was nitro Pepsi or something. At the end we played a game that had some Australian music. Wow...

Hi. Hello it’s time for more podcasting. You love this! I know you love it!!! Welp today we did some stuff or whatever. Griff went on a classic Table For 8 food rant, some Tony fast food questions and the occasional beer thought. Griff forgot about lager of the week OMG what a disaster. There was some big ol beer news out here on the west coast and a bunch of places closed - so sad :(. Then there...

Hello! Time for a show. That rhymes and you know it rhymes. This week, Tony recaps a big weekend in Melbourne, and Griff recaps nothing. The guys talk some important sports or something or whatever and there's some general banter. Griff says something offensive??? Maybe. Also some big news about Pfriem cans omg can't wait for them big cans of Helles Lager. Finally a game from the internet. What a...

Hello it’s time for more podcasting. That’s what we say before every episode, in unison - “mmmmm it’s time for more podcasting mmmmm” sort of like some Shaolin Monks or something. Well today we must have been out of unison or something because we pretty much just bullshit for 2 hours. On the docket: a big all-star week in Vegas, betting on the Pro Bowl and Tony’s break down of the big Super Bowl c...

Brian is back, and he's full of pie! This week's show goes deep into the world of Australian pies. We saw God….in pie form. There's none of the normal stuff this week, except for the usual amount of banter and cocktail consumption. And also some porno talk and a game at the end. That's all I've got on this one...you're just gonna have to hear it to believe it. Alright see ya!! ★ Support this podca...

Heyyyyyyy yoooooooooooooooo! What’s up y’all!!!!!!!! Time for another ep of the BEER ENGINE PODCAST WOOOOOOOO. Alright that took up a couple lines. Well on today’s show, we brought the heat, if heat was “going for a long, long time.” We went for quite a while on some book recommendations and right wing conspiracy, and then dived into some tasty lagers and stuff.  Altbier and the like, you know. Th...

Despite the wishes of our haters, we are back for another week. I think our great president once said “Every time I speak of the haters and losers, I do so with great affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!” And I hold to that as well. We love you even if you wanted to boycott our show because of our very influential awarding of Drippy awards. But this week we’re back,...

Oh wow we're back! And it's time for our big annual awards show yay! Today's show reveals the nominees and winners and it's much, much better organized than last year. Last year I was sitting at a small kitchen table in downtown Las Vegas and had really only barely thought about who should be in these awards. This year we planned out some categories and everything. Anyways you'll hear about some o...

HI it’s MORE podcasting!!!!! On a special holiday episode, Tony and Griff plan out the annual Beer Engine Podcast Christmas Card and break down their upcoming Christmas meals for the 2nd year in a row. I’ll just never remember what they are cooking up over there. They get depressed about COVID AGAIN but not too depressed I guess. Then some menu analysis of various restaurants (????). Finally, some...

Hello! It's time for the show notes yaaaaaaa! Let's get this over with. On today's show, Griff and Tony return yet again with some of your favorite banter about….whatever. Eventually, they talk about beer for a while and Tony twists the Lager of the Week segment into a Coffee segment for some reason. Then it's more of that "news" crap with some sad stuff and some bad stuff and some silly stuff. At...

Hiiiiiiiii. It’s time for some more podcasting! And there’s a lot of it! On this week’s show, we went on and on and on forever about Griff’s beers in Portland and some other stuff I guess. Our Discord was blowing up this week so we went over a lot of that good stuff, and the guys started to maybe think about getting into the holiday cheer. Cool! Also, some important news about cans and how hard it...

Hello! Hello! There's content ahead, ahoy! It's us again, on episode EIGHTYYYYY (maybe) of the show. How are you guys? Cool. Well today we did some crap about basketball, and some beer things and whatever else it was. Who knows really?? Also we played a game about Thanksgiving Food Network crap. It sounded super nasty and I hated it! Anyway, I hope you guys like it. We're probably taking next week...

Ahh another day on the famous  Quadrangle of the Mad Posters’ College. It’s just lovely out here in the Fall isn’t it? The changing leaves, the private jets taking off for a mysterious island in the Caribbean, the clickety-clack of the mega posters. We love it folks! Anyway, on today’s show, we talked about that I guess and also some other stuff related somehow to beer or whatever. Griff suffered...

What if I told you…..one man…..was trying his hardest…..to write the GREATEST SHOW NOTES OF ALL TIME?! I would ask you where can I find that man and how much can I pay him to get out of this. Alas, it’s just me writing the show notes again. On this week’s show, we talk about some stuff or whatever….just kidding we barely even did that. We talked some basketball, Tony is breaking free from lockdown...