The Beer Engine

It’s time for another podcast! It’s. time. for. another. podCAST! MORE! MORE! Another classic episode has come out and in this one there are all of our favorite segments. Poo poo! Gaffes! Big mistakes! Bad writing and a messed up game! It’s all in here, it’s a miracle.  We talked about Stephen Miller, our favorite drinking sports, some other hilarious things…it was great. Also, a eulogy to Armand...

AHHH it’s Tony’s birthday *flapping arms around like Kermit the Frog* ahhhhhh BIRTHDAY THAT’S OUR WORD OF THE DAY!!! It really is or was Tony’s birthday and we had some amazing Birthday experiences like….reading the news and stuff. Whatever it is we do. Tony asked incessantly if we could just do some of our same old shit and we brought that in spades for his birthday: incoherent basketball stuff,...

Welcome to the show my greatest friends. Very excited for you to hear this episode!!!!(???) On today's show, magic powers! Wedding after wedding after wedding. Just kidding. Mostly we just covered some very, VERY important news and took a highly satirical tone to some of the events of the day. Also there was nitro Pepsi or something. At the end we played a game that had some Australian music. Wow...

Hi. Hello it’s time for more podcasting. You love this! I know you love it!!! Welp today we did some stuff or whatever. Griff went on a classic Table For 8 food rant, some Tony fast food questions and the occasional beer thought. Griff forgot about lager of the week OMG what a disaster. There was some big ol beer news out here on the west coast and a bunch of places closed - so sad :(. Then there...

Hello! Time for a show. That rhymes and you know it rhymes. This week, Tony recaps a big weekend in Melbourne, and Griff recaps nothing. The guys talk some important sports or something or whatever and there's some general banter. Griff says something offensive??? Maybe. Also some big news about Pfriem cans omg can't wait for them big cans of Helles Lager. Finally a game from the internet. What a...

Hello it’s time for more podcasting. That’s what we say before every episode, in unison - “mmmmm it’s time for more podcasting mmmmm” sort of like some Shaolin Monks or something. Well today we must have been out of unison or something because we pretty much just bullshit for 2 hours. On the docket: a big all-star week in Vegas, betting on the Pro Bowl and Tony’s break down of the big Super Bowl c...

Brian is back, and he's full of pie! This week's show goes deep into the world of Australian pies. We saw God….in pie form. There's none of the normal stuff this week, except for the usual amount of banter and cocktail consumption. And also some porno talk and a game at the end. That's all I've got on this one...you're just gonna have to hear it to believe it. Alright see ya!! ★ Support this podca...

Heyyyyyyy yoooooooooooooooo! What’s up y’all!!!!!!!! Time for another ep of the BEER ENGINE PODCAST WOOOOOOOO. Alright that took up a couple lines. Well on today’s show, we brought the heat, if heat was “going for a long, long time.” We went for quite a while on some book recommendations and right wing conspiracy, and then dived into some tasty lagers and stuff.  Altbier and the like, you know. Th...

Despite the wishes of our haters, we are back for another week. I think our great president once said “Every time I speak of the haters and losers, I do so with great affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!” And I hold to that as well. We love you even if you wanted to boycott our show because of our very influential awarding of Drippy awards. But this week we’re back,...

Oh wow we're back! And it's time for our big annual awards show yay! Today's show reveals the nominees and winners and it's much, much better organized than last year. Last year I was sitting at a small kitchen table in downtown Las Vegas and had really only barely thought about who should be in these awards. This year we planned out some categories and everything. Anyways you'll hear about some o...

HI it’s MORE podcasting!!!!! On a special holiday episode, Tony and Griff plan out the annual Beer Engine Podcast Christmas Card and break down their upcoming Christmas meals for the 2nd year in a row. I’ll just never remember what they are cooking up over there. They get depressed about COVID AGAIN but not too depressed I guess. Then some menu analysis of various restaurants (????). Finally, some...

Hello! It's time for the show notes yaaaaaaa! Let's get this over with. On today's show, Griff and Tony return yet again with some of your favorite banter about….whatever. Eventually, they talk about beer for a while and Tony twists the Lager of the Week segment into a Coffee segment for some reason. Then it's more of that "news" crap with some sad stuff and some bad stuff and some silly stuff. At...

Hiiiiiiiii. It’s time for some more podcasting! And there’s a lot of it! On this week’s show, we went on and on and on forever about Griff’s beers in Portland and some other stuff I guess. Our Discord was blowing up this week so we went over a lot of that good stuff, and the guys started to maybe think about getting into the holiday cheer. Cool! Also, some important news about cans and how hard it...

Hello! Hello! There's content ahead, ahoy! It's us again, on episode EIGHTYYYYY (maybe) of the show. How are you guys? Cool. Well today we did some crap about basketball, and some beer things and whatever else it was. Who knows really?? Also we played a game about Thanksgiving Food Network crap. It sounded super nasty and I hated it! Anyway, I hope you guys like it. We're probably taking next week...

Ahh another day on the famous  Quadrangle of the Mad Posters’ College. It’s just lovely out here in the Fall isn’t it? The changing leaves, the private jets taking off for a mysterious island in the Caribbean, the clickety-clack of the mega posters. We love it folks! Anyway, on today’s show, we talked about that I guess and also some other stuff related somehow to beer or whatever. Griff suffered...

What if I told you…..one man…..was trying his hardest…..to write the GREATEST SHOW NOTES OF ALL TIME?! I would ask you where can I find that man and how much can I pay him to get out of this. Alas, it’s just me writing the show notes again. On this week’s show, we talk about some stuff or whatever….just kidding we barely even did that. We talked some basketball, Tony is breaking free from lockdown...

Hey gang! Wow we made a mess of this one. Actually it’s not our fault, I blame the guys over at Cox Communications for throttling my internet. What dickheads! Honestly we had a good run of it for a while with some good riffing at the beginning, then we meandered into some good beer talk even.  Tony gets excited for the release of Truly Australia edition and Griff dreams of a delicious Aperol Sprit...

It is difficult to write a synopsis, especially when there is pleasure in letting a nontraditional story unfold.  The listener should go into this with no expectation.  Every re-watch will guarantee new clues. This is an anti-commercial podcast  so most listeners will hate it.  It was made as an experiment. While Griff was patching together notes, he realized that there can be a great tragic story...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh another week of podcasts! I have to ….what is it you guys do? Mow the lawn, sleep in my bed, fold some laundry, make my dinner, play an RPG, download some uh apps? Well you can listen to this while you do it. Today, the guys had some killer riffs (weedillyweedillyweeeeeeeewwwwwww) - get it like a guitar? Our fans tithed by providing us some vegemite pizza content, and we tapped the...

Oh no! It’s just Griff and Tony this week! Oh god what the hell I’m so depressed… So anyway what is up gang?? Nothing? OK I figured. This week, the guys cover a myriad of topics (you’re welcome!) including [reading notes] Goose Island Bad??? Topo Chico Margarita! Fresh hop pilsner! And so on. The guys also play a very exciting game of “This or That” where Tony is forced to decipher real hops from...

BANG! There’s the download booster. Should have gotten Guyscaped or Manstuff to sponsor this shit. On today’s show….not very much beer discussion (standard). The father of Vegas podcasting, Brian Mollica, returns and gives his thoughts on a variety of topics, including bourbon for children, NFL parlays and what you’re allowed to steal when you’re a teenager. Brian and Griff break down the intricac...

HELLO! I was just watching that Halloween episode of The Simpsons that is themed after “The Shining” and Homer opens up the door and says “HELLO!” so just say it like that in your head. On today’s show, we introduce the impromptu segment “Hyper Australia Dork Shit News.” Some serious activity on the Discord channel (which you can join very easily) means it gets it’s own drop, and the mailkeg asks...

Oh man! More show notes??? I guess whatever. On today's "welcome back" episode, Griff fawns over the deadly insects of Arizona….and some of their beer too. The guys mine the Discord for some free content and talk some gambling wins for Griff and some AFL screw ups for Tony *foghorn*. Tony hops back on the Deeds bandwagon, Griff is drinking English Mild, and the Lager of the Week heads to Italy for...

HelloooooooOOOoooOOOOOOOooo! Another day, another dollar down the toilet. I think it may cost us at least one dollar every time we do this show in penalties from the US government. Thanks guys! On today’s very looooooooong special episode, Griff breaks down his failure to buy Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew, Tony mourns the downfall of Runza University Football and Joe Rogan has taken ill and applied a ...

[Quick warning even though I know you guys don’t read the show notes, but the first about 20 minutes of this show is Griff reading some extremely gross Facebook posts. If you don’t want to hear it because poop stuff isn’t funny to you, well, skip ahead about 20 minutes].  Helloooooooo (echo echo echo). Anyone out there? Oh yeah you’re all out there. Cool! The fellas dig deep this week into the con...