The Beauty Chronicles

An anonymous reviewer of Emily Bronte's novel  Wuthering Height s wrote that the gothic masterpiece was filled with “vulgar depravity and unnatural horrors” ( Graham’s Magazine , 1848). This episode is darker than some others we've made. It includes discussions about the book’s depictions of abuse, degradation, and sadism. We review the latest film adaptation, by Emerald Fennell, and discuss white...

Goddesses, giantesses, 50-foot women. In this episode we look at what it means for women to be tall, extra tall, and enormous. From sexual fetishes to Taylor Swift videos; From platform shoes to girls prescribed oestrogen to stunt their growth. Joining us are special guests Brienne of Tarth, Ice Spice, and Her Royal Highness Princess Diana. 

In this episode Carla and Meredith take a dive deep into the mysteries of Bianca Censori, otherwise known as the wife of Ye. What does her nudity mean, and why are people so keen to see her as a victim? We discuss her dildo pants, her silence, and  what she owes to the genius feminist sculptor Louise Bourgeois. Bianca's "Nylons" line of jewellery:  https://issuu.com/bcensori/docs/nyl...

Her face was like no other. Until it was suddenly like many others. In this podcast we trace Jocelyn Wildenstein's life and cosmetic surgery. Recorded just before her death, Meredith and Carla uncover the power, the sexism, the glamour, and the hatred around this iconic figure. Mini Timeline of (some of) Jocelyn's many faces Original 1997 New York Magazine cover Jocelyn's 2021 version of the New Y...

What is there to love about the monster in The Substance? In this episode we talk about cosmetic surgery, body horror, mother-daughter relationships, Demi Moore, and how bums have replaced boobs in our cultural imaginaries. Warning: spoilers and disgusting descriptions. 

Handbags are powerful, sexual, and even magical. In this episode we delve deep into their secret languages and histories. We discuss their physical and symbolic qualities, with Miley Cyrus, Lizzo, and the nameless, unhoused "bag lady" helping us along, and we talk about famous handbags like Margaret Thatcher's black Launer, which influenced the phrase "to Handbag."  See als...

Meredith and Carla are back after a long hiatus to discuss the movie Saltburn : its ugly sounds, disgusting pottery, and grotesque sexiness. Along the way they argue and laugh about misophonia, eyelid real estate, what "posh" is, Barry Keoghan's penis, and Skorts. Send emails confirming Oxford tutorial methodology to beautychroniclespod@gmail.com Skorts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

In this episode Carla and Meredith talk about what the Met Gala is and why it's important, and ALL of Kim's outfits(!) but especially the meanings behind that blacker-than-black one from 2021.  References:  - Wissinger, E. (2015). This year's model: Fashion, media, and the making of glamour. NY:NYU Press. - Wissinger, E. (2016). Glamour labour in the Age of Kardashian. Critical Studies...

Is the desire to be thin racist? In this episode we talk about the origins of thinness as a beauty ideal, why the BMI is problematic, the rise of Ozempic, and the "Ozempic Face".  As usual, you can expect to be both enlightened and disgusted.  Links:  BOOK:  Fearing the Black Body: The Racial Origins of Fat Phobia , by Sabrina Strings. NYU Press, 2019.   https://nyupress.org/978147988675...

In this episode we discuss Kardashian genesis stories, links between Kristianity and notions of beauty, and the saints and sinners of the family. Surprise From Heaven: Kanye West Surprises Kim Kardashian With Hologram From Dad On 40th Birthday Music provided by SoundKit, from Pond5 https://www.pond5.com/royalty-free-music/item/89259782-funk-action

In this episode Meredith and Carla talk about dolls, vulvas, cosmetic surgery, and why the Barbie movie made them feel sad and angry.  Music provided by SoundKit, from Pond5 https://www.pond5.com/royalty-free-music/item/89259782-funk-action

In this episode Meredith examines before/after photos – a familiar visual trope in cosmetic surgery. Why is before/after the most common way of describing cosmetic surgery? Where has the 'between' gone and is it coming back? And what does this have to do with eroticism, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty? Correction: Kathryn Pauly Morgan’s article was published in 1991 (not 1990). Details:  ‘...

In this first episode Meredith delves into the Brazilian Butt Lift: What is this cosmetic surgery procedure, how is it done, why does it exist? We talk about body fashions and what people in different times and places think is beautiful. Warning: gory descriptions.   Music provided by SoundKit, from Pond5 https://www.pond5.com/royalty-free-music/item/89259782-funk-action