The Bears Hooligan

The Badge plays a little Jekyll & Hyde in this one. One too many Nola hand grenades during halftime. Not a pretty second half for The Badge's new fan brigade calling themselves Bagent's Boners. Nows the time to raise your children to root for another franchise. Don't subject them to 30 more years of rebuild, I beg you. #BearDown

The Badge's Cinderella story comes to an unpleasant ending. Eberfloozey & staff are only still employed because they work for the worst organization in the league. Halloween is tomorrow. Be very careful, Virginia McCaskey could be loose on the streets. Watch your kids and Bear Down!

Bears fans believe The Badge might be Tom Brady reincarnated. Why are so many of our fellow Bears fans so dumb? Poles needs to extend & pay Jaylon Johnson his money tomorrow. Enough with trading away talented players for 6th round picks. Bear Down 

Fields Goes down. Many fans get what they've been begging for & Bagent (The Badge) makes his NFL debut. It went about as well as anyone with a brain would expect. Minnesotans aren't bright and the color purple suits them well. Bear Down!

As the Big Shooter had wished, the Bears kept it bangin' this week. Fields & Moore feeling each other once again and making that sweet sweet magic. Eberfloozey tried to do what he does and let the team formerly known by a different name come back, but DJ & Fields said no thanks. They grabbed a fan to run the ball in the 4th quarter since all RBs are dead now. Bear Down!

Two special guests join me to deal with another laughable Bears game. Our new Bears organization insider Dr. Feelgood feeds us the inside dope and The Big Shooter keeps it bangin as always. Sell The Team

NFL week three. The Bears organization continues it's downward spiral. One of their worst weeks in recent history ends with an absolute slaughter. Painful laughter can be the only reaction at this point. Sell the team

Not much to say about today. Fields looks like he'll never be "the guy". They've been playing this same style of embarrassing football for 3 decades regardless of what regime is briefly running the team.  The time is now if you want to find yourself a new team to support

New season, new talent, and same old fucking song for the Bears versus the packers (minus Aaron Rodgers).

The 2023 NFL draft is in the books. Poles played it safe and played by the McCaskey code of character over talent. I think it went decent and it seems most do as well. I witnessed it from Soldier Field and couldn't find Virginia. #BearDown

Poles proving he shouldn't be trifled with this off-season. We cover him quickly getting down to biz with the trade & the quick start in free agency on day one. Also Rodgers has the pack sitting around with their wieners in their hands waiting on him. Bear Down!!

Bears lose as we all hoped. Lovie's Beard comes through for Chicago and gets the win versus Indy. THE BEARS HAVE THE #1 PICK IN THE 2023 DRAFT!!!!!  Absolutely insane. Poles tank job plays out to perfection. Last game and episode for this season. But off-season episodes to follow for free agency, the draft, and pre-season. Bear Down!!

The Lions burn the Bears like it's Devil's night in dirty Detroit. Not a pretty game for the Bears and they should have sat Fields in the 2nd half with the condition of that o-line. This defense is becoming one of the worst of all-time. All eyes must be on the prize of the number two pick. It's getting tough though to sit through the slop and this season's team just needs to en...

Bears lose in a frozen snooze fest to the Bills at Soldier Field. Two more to go till Santa Poles brings us Bears fans all the talent we've wished for in this coming off-season. A disgusting packers/eagles fan gets the Hooligan treatment at Soldier Field last week and it was comedy gold. This episode is packed full of tardy Christmas cheer. Bear Down!

Bears vs the #1 team in the NFC and another L.  My little Bro Brandon joins me and adds about 19 words to the pod. We discuss Sanborn and his Lake Zurich team possibly diddling each other in the locker room a few years back. We delve into Philly fans and their legendary obnoxiousness. Bear Down!

Bears manage to make a game of it with almost no starting talent left on the roster besides Fields.  Rodgers, the packers, and their fans are the absolute worst humans on this planet. The Bears keep the #2 pick and all Bears fans should be excited about next year going forward. Bear the Fuck Down!!

Fields is out. Siemian might be out?  Bears are dropping right & left. The J-E-T-S have a new QB and they eventually lay the smack down after some early false hope. Bears fans have no clue & I'm trying to help them. The #2 pick is now the Bears and please join me in praying Poles knows what's up. Bear Down!

Fields shows he has heart and the Bears lose another close one down in the cesspool of the south. Hopefully Poles will know what to do with this top 5 pick they are working towards. I briefly review the game and tell a few stories about my experience down south of the Mason Dixon line for a previous Bears vs Falcons game. Here's a tip stay outta Georgia, it and boiled peanuts both suck. Bear...

Fields beasts again with his legs but the Bears come up a point short versus filthy Detroit. Since we all should know that QB1 has been found & proven, Poles has a lot to prove in 2023. I review some post game Bears social posts. Special guest who been begging to get on the air jumps on at the end. Bear Down!

Bears lose a close one but Fields sets an NFL rushing record. I have my family over to watch the game and my stepdad the Khanman & my bro Brandon jump on the pod. They are super exciting on the mic when it comes to talking Bears. The Khanman also gives a tutorial on how to teach your pup who the Alpha in the home is. Bear Down!

Bears get spooked by Dallas and lose by 20. The D is bad and for some reason so is the audio for our call this week with Bloomington Bears insider Brett Dowling. The call has some feedback and is tough to hear so I apologize but it's full of Halloween related content. Fields again seems to be improving but H.I.T.S is moving in the wrong direction. Bears Down!

The Bears ship up to Boston and give the team formerly known as the patriots a beatdown. I watched the game with a legendary local Sea Captain but wasn't able to get audio at the bar. So this is hitting your ear drums a tad late. Bear Down!

Horrible Thursday night game. We recorded postgame at a bar with a few hooligans and good times were initially had. Somebody tried to keep this episode and possibly any future episodes from taking place but were unsuccessful like they are at most of their endeavors. Bears lose but I came out alive with a newfound passion to end the McCaskey clan's evil rule. They caught me slippin but never a...

Game 5 Bears vs Vikes. Ugly start but the Bears come to play in the 2nd half and make a game of it. They end up with the L but it initially looked as if it would be a massacre. Fields give us some optimism for the future and Eberfloozey starts coaching like he actually has a set. Two post game calls to regular Hooligan contributors- Brandon "the most exciting guest in the pod game", and...

Bad game by two bad teams and the Bears get the L. We speak with 3 Hooligans this week: my bro Brandon, Kirk, and Brett. More gutless play calling and we learn that H.I.T.S kryptonite is bootlegs by bad QBs. Bear Down!