The Bears Hooligan

Pure domination on both sides of the ball today. Santos is a baby legged loser & needs to be gone! Now they need to bring their absolute A game in less than a week to dominate the team from the north & humiliate their fanbase. #BearDownHooligans 

The filthy packers win the first battle but the war isn't over just yet. Bears will get their revenge in two weeks. In the meantime, don't take shit from your local packers fans. A punch in the mouth shuts up an overweight Wisconsinite real quick. A touch of audio from the bar postgame as well. #BearDownHooligans

Black Friday gets real dark for the Eagles & their dirty fanbase as the Bears bully them all over the field for 4 quarters. A few audio clips included from being out watching the game with some fellow hooligans. Now it's time to end the hopes & dreams of our not so bright neighbors to the north. 9-3 #BearDownHooligans 

Bears get the win with mostly 2nd & 3rd stringers playing on D versus that perv Rudolph since Rogers was too soft. I get my first interview in a while with a 3rd generation russian from Pitt who bleeds molten steel and has a lace curtain steeler call in show. Longest pod in a while. 8-3 #BearDownHooligans

Comes down to the end again & the Bears get another close one. Shouldn't have been that close, but they're 7-3 and get the W. Minnesotans are left drooling on themselves (as usual) & are probably having a difficult time comprehending what happened with that overall lack of brain power up there. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Bears fans take over the jungle in Cincy. The Bears decide to send us on a rollercoaster that ends with the 2nd wildest games I've ever been to. Skyline chili dogs are made of pig buttholes & not recommended. #BearDownHooligans 

Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the sidelines of this beatdown & fans are turning on Caleb. Bear Down!

Spencer "The Rat" Rattler gets put in his place & the Bears take 4 in a row. The good times roll as Ben Johnson shows those swamp donkeys Who Dat is. Tried to get the biggest Saints fan north of the Tamale Trail on air, but he was frightened after a demoralizing loss. The Bears bandwagon keeps on a rolling to gross Baltimore next week. Bear Down!!

Bears pull out another tight one (3 in a row) & get that sweet sweet revenge. Troy acts like a jilted teen schoolgirl live on national TV after getting ghosted by CW. My buddy The Guy is scared of the outcome this coming Sunday. Bear Down!

Not a pretty one in Fabulous Las Vegas but the Bears pull it out. The white trash demon Crosby tries to bust the Bears shot at .500 & comes pretty damn close. Josh Blackwell blocks the field goal and the Bears come up aces in the end. #BearDownHooligans 

Eberfloozey comes to town with his horrendous D & the Bears make a move in the right direction. Caleb gives them a taste of what he can do & Dennis Allen holds Dax and company to 14. The dread & Monday depression gives us a break this week. What fan base wears more accessories: packers or raiders? #BearDown 

The Bears franchise continues to be a complete embarrassment & punchline for the league. They get laughed out of Ford Field by the meth heads of Detroit. 0-2 and the season already feels over with 15 games to go

We are back Hooligans. At least the pod is, not so much great football in Chicago just yet. BJ & Caleb start hot and cool to a current Virginia like condition in the 2nd half. Let's hope and pray to the dark one that it only gets better from here. #BearDown 

The Bears put the soccer turf to proper use & smash the lowly Jags. They teach these bellends & their fans what a real #1 pick looks like. The Bears Hooligans are currently raising hell through the pubs of London and it's well deserved. 4-2 #BearDown

Playing bad teams is great for development and W's. Poles can continue to chuckle over the trade with this horrendous franchise (still got their 2nd round pick in 2025). Bears fandom can be tough but hopefully only good vibes are waiting for us as the season moves on. Bear Down!

New season, new QB & unfortunately the same old story. Are the Bears cursed to suffer horrendous offense for eternity? Why is decent defense and shitty offense always the calling card of the bears for decades? Some mysteries may never be solved. Bear Down

Week One and the Bears D and special teams lock up the win. Caleb is learning on the job and will be rolling soon enough. The packers looked like dog feces and will obviously be at the bottom of the division. Bear The F Down!!!

The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the division once again. Fire this entire staff and hire the one man who can take this team back to where it belongs. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear Down Hooligans!!

Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th.  Bear Down Hooligans!!

Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!

Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs.  Bear Down Hooligans!

Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime.  Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridiculous looking fanbase in the league. Bear Down! 

Fields was back and played a solid game (suck it Bagent lovers). Eberfloozey was up by two scores with 3 minutes remaining and managed to blow it once again. Took me a while to drop this cause I haven't wanted to even think about this joke of an organization. How is Eberflus still employed? #BearDown

Bears win a close one versus the worst team in the league boosting their draft pick. Some creepy Bears fans create a fan club for The Badge and named it Bagent Boner Brigade, that's not a joke. There is a very good chance that Eberfloozey is mentally challenged. BearDown