The Bear Weather Fans Podcast

The Bears kicked the crap out of the Raiders for four quarters with a backup, undrafted rookie QB from a DII school who was 4th on the depth chart this training camp, a 4'th string RB, and something like the 9'th offensive line combination in 7 weeks. Your two journeyed hosts have seen a Jimmy Clausen-led offense punt on every possession, a Matt Barkley-led offense that threw 5 interceptions in on...

Okay, sure, the Bears didn't win. And yes, the hope of the franchise Justin Fields played really bad Sure, he also dislocated his thumb on his throwing hand Yeah, that does mean he won't come back to change anything before it matters But like Tyson Bagent was good, right? That was cool. That was cool.

WE GOT A WIN!   WE GOT A WIN!

This week in Bears History, your celebrated hosts continue their saga of dredging through every starting QB the Bears threw out under center in the entire Favre-Rodgers era. Did you know the Packers have had good QBs for a while? And that the Bears haven't had so many? Get ready to learn that, and many more neat facts this week, on BEAR WEATHER FANSSSSS 

Your brave, intrepid hosts break down a game so disasterous in so many directions that they fail to mention that the Bears watched their starter get concussed, pulled off the field, and tried to play them both again anyways not once, but TWICE! One of them was the starting QB, and the only person who noticed was DJ Moore! That's how bad this game was that this didn't come up.

Join your brave hosts and we break down, painfully, mind-numbingly, play-by-play, all the many ways the Bears could have won this game, and tripped over themselves to lose it. Did they fail in scheme? Fail the fans? Fail Justin Fields? The anwer to all these questions will be revealed in the podcast but also the answer is yes. 

With final rosters cuts over with, preseason accomplished, and an actual NFL game in our future, your world-renowned hosts go over the critical plays that mattered in week 3 and how the roster's looking going into the first game of the season. Also, Coach Bob fawns over Tyson Bagent, as is his tradition and right.

In honor of the Packers HOF QB throwing a tantrum and leaving to the Jets in a dramatic breakup, a wild haley's comet event that hasn't happened since... the last Packers QB, your brave hosts celebrate the first season without Rodgers or Favre breathing down our necks in over 30 years by going through the same timespan with the Bears, going through every. bears. starting. quarterback. Not only wil...

Listen to Coach Bob's shameless fawning over an undrafted free agent 4'th string QB Tyson Bagent and maybe a game recap if there's time.

Join your heralded hosts as they talk about Gervon Dexter learning how to react to a snap! Kyler Gordon and Tyrique Stevenson flashing their no-fly-zone hits! Velus Jones potentially learning to do absolutely anything useful on a football field (to be determined). Also some slouch named Justin who threw for negative air yards so who cares. 

Your hosts look at the possibility of the Bears coming out of this week without a win and bravely ignore it, instead discussing the many, many, many insane happenings within Hallas Hall. Will Nagy's deathspiral take Pace down with him? Will Robert Quinn kill a man on the field? Why in God's green earth is Dalton the only one who gets an NFL playbook? We tangle with these issues and many more on th...

Your brave, depressed hosts break down yet another embarrassing choked away close loss in a string of embarrassing losses in the Nagy era and, between disparaging Nagy every 45 seconds, break down how the players did (pretty good, for the guys who were on the grass!).

Just hit play, and listen to Coach Bob spit fire for the next 90 minutes. You're welcome.

Mike Tomlin has gone 15 years without a losing season. However, Ben Roethlisberger has gone 4 years without being in shape. Which will cave first!? We discuss.

Your esteemed hosts look at the stats of the Bears so far this season and how they stack up against the rest of the NFL, and where they were at a few other week 8s across the years.

Your beloved hosts go over the historic level of incompetence of the Bears offense and commend Fields on spinning that straw into slightly more valuable material. Aluminum?

Look, it's pointless and embarrassing for grown men to sit around lamenting over a blowout loss to Tom Brady. Let's... lament over a DIFFERENT blowout loss to Tom Brady! We're having fun!

Your esteemed hosts take a long, hard look in the mirror at the many finer points of this tough loss.

On this Pulitzer Prize-Worthy episode, your beloved hosts respond to the stellar rushing game from Damien Williams and Khalil Herbert by looking at some of the other great 2'nd-string RB games of their lifetimes. Spoiler Alert: Brock Forsey is a name that they remember! What a great use of brain space!

Your beloved cohosts discuss the absolutely dismantling of the Raiders offense by the Bears defense that played such a dominant game, they forced a turnover in the Raiders coaching staff.

What's going to happen in Vegas? And will the prophecy come true and force the team to all stay in Vegas? Your brave hosts attempt to find out!

Your esteemed hosts look at some of the most notable teams and games from this week in previous seasons. Spoilers: They were Bears.

Justin Fields breakout game! Bill Lazor calling plays! Matt Nagy being insufferable! All in a week's work for the Bears on this episode of Bear Weather Fans!

Your beloved hosts look ahead to the week 4 Bears-Lions game to get a grasp on what's gonna happen. Will Justin Fields get sacked less than 9 times? Will Bill Lazor playcall us up several tiers higher to mediocrity? Will Eddie Goldman's return make opposing runningbacks soil themselves on the field, or before? Find out, this time, on BEAR WEATHER FANS!

Still learning to cope with the devastating dismantling the Bears had, putting up the second-worst offensive yards per play EVER, AGAINST THE BROWNS GUYS, your brave hosts decide to pull an anti-Nagy and finally play to their strengths, which in this case means going over the most hilariously terrible Bears games of their lives (there are many!), in this very special episode of Bear Weather Fans.