The Bear Weather Fans Podcast

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The obituary for the Eberflus era, and looking at what it all means, and who's truly at fault for what in god's name we just witnessed

The best game of Caleb's career. Thomas Brown scheming up guys against the best defense in the NFL. The OL playing their best game. The defense playing 3.8 fantastic quarters. OVERTIME AGAINST A DEEP PLAYOFF CONTENDER Anyways give it a listen

We lost. Against the Packers. Thanks to Eberflus' inane decisions despite a solid effort from the whole team. No, this isn't a rerun, this technically was a new game, even if it was also every other Bears game you've ever seen.

Join your renowned cohosts as they go over the woeful offensive performance, the Offensive Coordinator Shane Waldron's firing, and the smoke around the insidious problem that can't be ignored (it's not what you think! It's worse! Somehow!).

This loss is, without a doubt, the worst event that could possibly happen this week.

So the Bears went on the road against a very good team, held them to 18 points, and were winning as the clock ticked down to zero.   BUT   Anyways you know. Consider this a group therapy session. It's cathartic. It's healthy. Ignore why Pat's blood pressure is so high. It's fine. IT'S FINE

We won and we won because the whole team crushed it. Get in here for some frothing meatball ranting

This is just an hour of high-fiving and flexing. Get in here.

Your beloved hosts break down the steady ascent of the offense, the steadfast pressure of the defense, and of course the most impressive rookie punting game any of us has ever seen. Tune in! 

The Bears lost. It's true. Hopefully that's not a spoiler. Sorry if it was (why are you here if you didn't know that?) BUT There was some great improvement! Personnel useage! Roschon Johnson! Oh and CALEB THREW FOR 363 YARDS AND 2 TDS! Live through the pain, the triumph, the highs, the lows, as we break down this painful loss.

Good news! The Bears Defense played lights out! Like, maybe the best game of the Eberflus era! But there is other stuff. Anyways listen.

Your esteemed hosts go over the first win of the season! Caleb Williams has never lost an NFL game! He may never! Ignore the stat sheet and tune in and celebrate this ridiculous, hilarious, memorable win.

Your historically notable hosts Patrick and Coach Bob look at the passing and receiving records for the Bears and, after they're done weeping, go on to see how this offense stacks up at taking a crack at those. They celebrate an upcoming season! Look at the positional groups! Plan the super bowl parade! It's all here, now! Or whenever you press play! Hit it multiple times for that matter, it makes...

Join your award-winning* hosts as they digest an offense that started cold for 3 straight drives before flashing greatness, Tory Taylor the Greatest Punter to Ever Exist, and a secondary that's starting to look like one of the best in the game. *Being awarded "most hatemail" is still technically an award

Defensive lineman playing lights out! A wide receiver corps that's knocking on the door of best in the league! Oh and the BEST QB in the draft (for the past several years?) Join your revered hosts Patrick and Coach Bob as they salivate over what we have in front of us for an hour. Heck, play it on loop, this is the good life.

There's so much going on! There's so much to talk about! Hall of fame game! Hard Knocks! Jaylon Johnson contract extension! DJ Moore contract extension! Every lineman's injured!  And your beloved hosts discuss... none of that. Sit back, and relive the joys of how outrageously historic this point is Bears history is.

A super quick breakdown of what the Bears most likely WILL do vs what they probably SHOULD do. Super quick. Ignore the episode runtime, that's a typo.  Super quick.

It was snowing. It was New Years Eve. It was maybe Justin Fields' last game at soldier field(?) And we dominated. Holy Ditka we dominated. "But we're not even in the playoffs anymore, technically we—" PUT A SAUSAGE IN IT. THIS GAME WAS AWESOME

No time to recap, listen to the episode. Merry Christmas.

The Bears won. That's good. The Bears offense failed to score a touchdown. That's bad. The Bears defense forced 4 turnovers. That's good. The Bears offense attempted 5 of 37 passes beyond 10 yards. That's bad.

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF BEARS VS FORMER BEARS KICKERS REACHES ITS FINAL CONCLUSION WHO WILL HANDLE AUGUSTA SILENCE WITH MORE POISE? WHO WILL BE SET UP WORSE BY THEIR HEAD COACH? FIND OUT THIS TIME, ON BEAR WEATHER FANS

Pat shoves an inordinant amount of trivia down Coach Bob's throat as the duo wrestles with the idea how much there is left to the season and how little of it matters. Coach Bob waxes poetic about Tyson Bagent, as is his right, while Pat willingly leaves coach Bob in denial since it'll be funnier down the line.

So, yes, the Bears are bad. And, yes, there is some Bear Weather Fans Trivia that will shock you to your core (assuming your core believes the Bears are actually Super Bowl contenders). But on the positives, Darnell Wright. Also [other entries in list]