The Baltimore Bitches Podcast

New year, new vibe, same bitches. We’re talking goals, words, and the energy we’re carrying (and not carrying) into 2026. Megan joins us and it’s exactly as chaotic as you’d expect. Like the episode (don’t be weird), comment your word for the year and subscribe so we can continue behaving like this 🤍 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok for bonus chaos!

Nothing says holiday spirit like recording a podcast at Chili’s. We’re yapping about Christmas traditions, pop culture updates, and Chili’s supremacy with Megan (our lawyer) joining us to keep things cute and compliant. Merry Marg-mas everyone ❤️ Be sure to like, comment, subscribe, and follow along for weekly chaos. Catch us on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, and on IG & TikTok.

We’re Bitchin’ & Brewin’ with Morning Mugs, babes. This week we dive into how the Mug Men built one of Baltimore’s favorite caffeine hubs, drop some scorching-hot coffee takes, and let them design a drink for us that may or may not change our lives. It’s local, it’s caffeinated, it’s a little unhinged (just how we like it). Don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram +...

Gobble gobble, bitches! We’re roasting Thanksgiving, spilling all the pop culture tea (Kim failed the bar… again, and DWTS, obviously), and mapping our brand-new holiday edition Baltimore Loop. Gravy? Check. Red flags? Everywhere. iPad adult energy? Also included. Like, comment, subscribe before the turkey burns.

Are Kaleigh’s sniffles over an illness or the fact that Andy Richter is still in DWTS? We’re congested but committed, so grab your tissue and tune in for our weekly recap and whatever pop-culture drama we’re too nosy to ignore. Like, comment, subscribe (doctor’s orders).

A little bit spooky, a lot unhinged, and one man dressed as processed meat. Listen, laugh, and pretend you’re not judging us. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and rate us five stars (it’s what the hot dog would want).

Toy Story gave us trust issues, so did Tyra Banks with her hot ice cream. Frankly, we’re one samba roll away from a breakdown. Like, subscribe, and embrace the chaos or risk being personally insulted by Tyra. Also, we’re on the World Wide Web now! Check us out at baltimorebitchespodcast.com

This week’s episode is giving… chaos with a side of science. Taylor dropped a new album (Swifties, we apologize in advance). We question why Baltimore currently smells like a fart, and somehow become certified marine biologists in the process. Plus: seasonal depression check-ins! Like, comment, subscribe — or risk being hexed by an Etsy witch 🔮

We yapped. We cackled. We went on tangents that had no business making sense. And somehow, it’s still worth a listen. Be sure to like, share, subscribe (aka the holy trinity of podcast girlhood). Love you BB's!

The girls are back and ready to yap. Tune in for laughs, tangents, and plenty of hot takes. We’re talking hot girl walks, Love is Blind (we’re so back baby) and playing a game of would you rather. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a comment (please, we’re begging)! Catch us on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. Follow along on Instagram and TikTok (@baltimorebitchespodcast) for extra content...

After a couple weeks off, the BBs are officially back on our bullsh*t. From Baltimore bars and neighborhood gossip to the latest in pop culture, we’re catching up on everything we missed. Oh, and we made Baltimore neighborhoods dating profiles, so get ready to swipe left, right, and maybe straight to the block button. Catch us on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube, hit that follow, smash that subscribe,...

Not all clubs are fun to get into, some you really don’t want your name on the list. This week, we’re spilling the eerie, glitter-covered tea on the 27 Club and its shadier sister, the 36 Club. We’re talking cursed ages, wild conspiracies, and the legends who left us wondering what if. 👀 Lock in and let’s yap! Hit that like, subscribe, and leave us a review because we’re on Apple Podcasts, Spotif...

Kaleigh’s back, baby (shoutout to our lawyer for keeping the mic warm) and we’re dragging Fed Hill bars like they ghosted us after a 3‑date situationship. Going out in your thirties? It’s giving chaperone. Plus: unhinged pop culture tea and the movies we swear we’re going to see (but probably won’t). Make sure to like and subscribe! We love you BBs xoxo, The Baltimore Bitches

Kaleigh is out of state and Caitlin can’t be left to her own devices. We called in reinforcements this week and ….. A new bombshell has entered the villa.    Our lawyer’s identity is revealed and mannnn does she have something to say!  BB’s meet ✨Megan✨ she’s not only our lawyer but a true Baltimore bitch through and through.  We start with a love island chat and gain a perspective from someone...

BBs!!! We’re back and messier than ever. Caitlin’s dating life is giving… reality TV. This week, we’re breaking down her latest dating updates, the chaos of Love Island and Big Brother (we’re so back baby), and why Justin Bieber’s new album might be the soundtrack to your next situationship. Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram @the_bbpodcast and give us a like, subscribe, and review wherever yo...

This week we got ghosted, got on a plane, and got real about our audiobook addictions. Bad dates, TSA trauma, and the kind of airport behavior that should be illegal. ✈️ Like, subscribe, and follow us on IG @the_bbpodcast or risk being assigned boarding group Z. Love you BBs & enjoy!

This week, we’re catching up after what feels like an eternity. We tackle life’s biggest questions: Are naps secretly killing us? Are ghosts real? And is ChatGPT Caitlin’s new therapist? It’s spooky, silly, slightly cursed and chaotic (per usual). Like, subscribe, comment and let us know if you have any spooky stories that you want to share (or anything else). Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube c...

Your favorite Bitches are back! After a few weeks off, Kaleigh and Caitlin finally reunite to catch up on all things life, illness, and pop culture. Caitlin’s been sick, Kaleigh’s been working and it’s very possible they’ve watched way too much TV. Tune in for streaming recs, questionable opinions, the bare minimum of pop culture updates and the kind of chaos only the BBs can deliver. We love you...

Welcome back, BBs! This week, things are getting personal. Kaleigh is joined by her sister for a raw, honest convo about their childhood and the very real journey of addiction and recovery. This episode is about what it means to survive addiction, to support someone in recovery, and to find healing in the messiness of it all. If you’ve battled addiction, walked alongside someone who has, or just n...

Welcome back, BBs! This week we ran 13.1 miles, celebrated Hannah’s birth, and still had the energy to drag Blake Lively. We recap our weekend in St. Michaels where we barely crossed the finish line, we yap about Hannah’s birthday shenanigans, and Caitlin’s new favorite way to deal with men. Then we dive into A Simple Travesty, oh sorry we mean A Simple Favor... We unpack Blake Lively’s rumored be...

Unlike last week, this we is a full-on pop culture yap with guest stars! Our lawyer, our token gen Z (Hannah) and our tech guy (Charles)! Yey! Kaleigh is giving us her updated thoughts on Gossip Girl. We’re touching on Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s soft-launch saga, Snooki’s club appearances (yes, really), and our thoughts on celebrities trying to be relatable. Plus we yap about the trials and t...

ELLLOO BBs, We hope you missed us because we’re back and ready to yap! Gossip Girl is soo back (on Kaleigh’s tv screen), and so are our very unsolicited TV opinions. This week was another pop culture fail, we want to know: did pop culture get boring or are we just tired? We also have a special guest (for a brief time), let’s lock in and yap! While you’re at it let us know your favorite show and wh...

Hi BB’s, long time no yap! This week we’re spiraling—in style. We’re dragging exes, reliving our messiest drinking stories, and fully accepting that we’d be the first to go in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Bad decisions were made, worse men were dated, and not a single survival skill was acquired. Enjoy the downfall, bbs. 💜🧡

Oh BBs we have missed you! We finally welcome Kaleigh back from her work travels! (Spoilers, she’s leaving us again *eye roll*) She is welcomed home with a 10mile race in DC! We yap about the race, the fact that Caitlin is a white lotus convert and recent pop culture happenings. Make sure to leave a 5 star review on whatever medium you’re on and follow us on IG and Tiktok @the_bbpodcast! We cannot...

BBs! Hello, Hi, Welcome- we made it to Part 2! In this episode, Caitlin needs to get some stuff off her chest. We talk about a friend turned foe and a love triangle she didn’t want any part of. On a lighter note, Kaleigh chimes in on her fourth wing lore and FYI, her cult is almost finished the series! Yey! Make sure to follow us on IG @the_bbpodcast and give us five stars on Spotify and Apple! We...