The Bad Good Parent

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the expectant father, Brenton Biddlecombe! We discuss what to expect when you’re expecting, morning sickness, being okay with fucking up as a parent, wearing a jock strap while walking around, being thrown in the water to get a discount on a house, making core memories out of a terrible situation, being run over by a boat, having a farting phobia, and...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the reformed homie, Johnny Mitchell. We discuss growing up hood adjacent, being influenced by Hip Hop and Full House, suffering from your father’s mid-life crisis, running the halls of Oregon State Penitentiary, shitting on boomers, shoving bananas down a kids throat, being mortified by your unfiltered child, and having a good sense of humor when surrounded by...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, Mateen Stewart. We discuss bringing our kids to auditions, having kids in high school, taking pride in being a “momma's boy,” raising your siblings, failing high school in order to transfer to a new school, erasing December 25th from the calendar, giving away your own gifts on Christmas, accidentally giving your kid permission to pee themselves,...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow father in arms, the very funny Ron G. We discuss our kids not allowing us to do anything, having an ugly baby, people kissing your kid with their nasty ass mouth, having no microwave, understanding love languages, our kids getting lumpy heads from our neglect, watching The Office in front of your kids, cutting your penis on a soda can, and your kid rep...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, the son of artists, Simon Gibson. We discuss working while trying to make it as an entertainer, learning that living apart makes a marriage work better, being full named as a kid and what it entails, having a full blown cosplay pirate party as a kid, realizing how many kids have been left unattended and feeling better about yourself after findin...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very hard working, Lucas Hirl. We discuss rowdy comedy crowds, never getting to watch Jerry Springer, never calling in sick until you break your back, avoiding surgery and suffering the consequences from waiting, working out with Rowdy Roddy Piper, and making your kid antisemetic by accident. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Jaime Lee Simmons. We discuss Jaime’s crazy upbringing with a Dad on the run, a mom who tried to catch you doing anything, learning how to jack cars from an older sibling, how to get out of a DUI by pushing your tits up, learning how to take care of bullies, having to face your friends after your mom beat up their mom, and being outed by your kid for...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my friend from up north, the one and only, Nikki Bon. We discuss Canada’s propaganda machine, as well as their gross drinks, we also talk about how slaves made shellfish tasty, trying to enjoy the process of attempting to get pregnant, the absentee dad, getting sweet revenge on your kids after they ruin your stuff, sending your kid to school as Spiderman not on...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my friend, the very funny, Daphnique Springs. We discuss people who don’t really want kids but have them anyway, we talk about common core math, Daphnique makes fun of my math skills, parents who attempt to put the blame on their kids to make themselves feel better, we discuss my hate for In-N-Out, we dive into pineapple parties, boxing with your mom, and being...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie and fellow comedian, Jeremy Scippio. We discuss how kids can be mean, having a large family with an older father, not knowing how many siblings you have, parents taking shortcuts to save money, being bullied by your entire football team, hearing your parents in the bedroom, and catching your parents in bed and being forever traumatized.  Learn more abo...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another funny comedian, Noah Finling. We discuss losing your virginity at summer camp, the origins of the term “going commando,” having your babies in the green room, being recognized in public without being famous, going to more birthday parties than you can count, and judging kids for their shitty presents.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny homie, the man of a thousand commercials, David Murphy! We discuss making bad decisions because of how hot a girl is, having a stripper brother, watching your niece perform her father’s stripper dance, having a germ phobia, never using public restrooms, dude’s with septic masculinity, not knowing how to put a diaper on, and using BumGenius cloth...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the very funny, and hard to get a hold of, Amy Miller! We discuss evil things that kids do, having to watch your back around kids, having to be the peacemaker between your parents, realizing how messed up your life is once you talk to other people, being neglected because you’re the youngest, and knowing your kid will be into some weird stuff once they get olde...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, the comedic musician extraordinaire, Avery Pearson. We discuss being high during the birth of your child, a fifteenth century midwife, trying to figure out what a map is, angry gynecologists, taking shots out of a Diva Cup, and explaining menstruation to a grown-ass man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, comedian Faysal Lawrence. We discuss the horrors of picture day as a kid, how Saudi money is different from other money, how Saudi porn is different from other porn, taking advantage of your parent’s brain injury, and enjoying your Game Boy Advance 18 years after you got it.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the super funny homie, Jesus Sepulveda. We discuss how people talk themselves into having babies, pretend sleeping so your spouse can take care of the baby, sleeping in the parking lot of the grocery store to avoid going home, understanding why fathers leave, regretting not having your kids in high school, being okay with baby poop on you, and being baptized in...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another good friend of mine, comedian/improvisor Tom Clark! We discuss never hearing “I love you” from fathers, not getting favoritism from your own parent, the horror of being home with your kids during the pandemic, having too many kids, being accidentally neglectful, and having the most epic hide-and-seek game ever.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good friend of mine, comedian Sam Ridley! We discuss growing up as a nerd, having a favorite kid, having international hoes, Sam wanting to sue the creators of The Simpsons, becoming the alpha in the house, duct taping your kid’s diaper onto them, and putting your kid in Spanx. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Paul Elia, who’s special, Detroit Player, is out now on Mint Comedy. We discuss Paul’s life growing up in Michigan as an Iraqi-Assyrian, having beef with the Amish, outsourcing tampon duty to your young daughter, and freestyling the period talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, the host of Daughter Issues, David C. Smalley. We discuss David getting an ego check from his daughter, finding the funny behind the tragic accident when he lost his son, me telling my teacher how much I hated her, having kids way too close together, being in a throuple, and throwing up from a bunk bed.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Tony Rock! We discuss not letting our “friends” watch our kids, being meticulous with your time, buying candy off of your kids, the Switch Witch, raising a gangsta ass kid, and how a little kid can get sponsored by Kit Kat by tricking his parents.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode I'm joined by the homie, Eric Schwartz, AKA Smooth E, AKA bald Justin Timberlake. We discuss not being prepared to shoot a special, getting your mouth washed out with soap, Kanye making Crocs popular, having to disappoint two step parents, representation mattering, not wanting to be rescued if the hero is black, and using the Native American card when you're not Native Ameri...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, one of the stars of This Fool on Hulu, Chris Estrada. We discuss being the translator for your non English speaking parents, having a player as a father, taking your parent to the free clinic, having bootleg insurance, knowing when to let go of the pimp life, and ignoring the pains of your infant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Sex and the City star, Bill Dawes. We discuss the red flags with dating people in the entertainment industry, celebrating getting your black belt in Jiu Jitsu, being the best C+ student ever, being polite about saying “Get the fuck out!,” putting our kids under the plane during a flight, and popping baby brother’s ear to shut him up. Learn more about...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, comedian Jason Collings. We discuss the benefits of befriending the local police, daycare fight clubs, moms living in denial, baby talking bullies, and becoming the “it wasn’t me” guy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices