The Bad Good Parent

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, and very busy, Alexis Prigo. We talk about shaving booty holes, tying tubes, I try to convince Alexis not to have any kids, lying about the Tooth Fairy, praying over a soft taco, and spilling hot gravy on your kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, comedian Adam Freeman. We talk about giving money to charities collected from stripper’s butt holes, ignoring your child’s birthday in order to record this episode, creating a theme park in your child’s room, learning respect by getting beat up by Mike Tyson, and becoming a chain smoker at 9.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good buddy of mine, Jake Gallo. We talk about eating Mr. Softee in the middle of winter, going trick or treating while drinking beer and doing blow, taking a dump on Nancy Reagan’s toilet by accident, and getting beat up by a teenager as a grown ass man in front of your wife.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the always funny Willie Simon. We talk about holding onto the hate we have for bullies, shitting on your kids dreams in order to keep them out of show business, kissing your dad on the lips, eating ass in school, wanting to die instead of having strep throat, having your bully save your life by beating you up, and having your parents pay your medical...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my dearest LA friends and one of her friends, writers from Sydney to the Max on Disney, Heather Wood and Maegan McConnell. We talk about Long Island weddings, lying at auditions to get the part, leaving your 9 year old kid home while you go on spring break, giving your 16 year old kid a Ferrari because you don’t care about his life, having your white wif...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my most cheerful friends, you know her from Tosh. O, Madison Sinclair. We talk about lumpy boobs, being told you could lose some weight in the most passive aggressive way possible, playing cornhole with fake boobs instead of beanbags, telling a woman she’s pregnant when she’s not, being a creepy old man buying little girl’s underwear, tricking your fathe...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old comedy friend, Brian Kiley. We talk about doing clean comedy for a church crowd, vs doing dick jokes for the troops, we talk about doing blow off of nipples, never having covid, the escape you get when your kid goes to sleep, pretending you’re not going to die to keep your kid fooled, teaching your child about your prostate, and serving urinal cakes for...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie David C. Smalley, and his lovely daughter, Talissa Smalley. We ambush Talissa with 80s and 90s references, she talks to us about cleaning up the drugs at the creek with leaves, David makes Talissa fly with no water, we learn that poop is a boundary that kids won’t cross, we talk about launching frogs, Talissa mistakes My Pet Monster with Grimace, and...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the best hugger in the business, comedian Jen Murphy. I depress everyone as I talk about the time a cop made me almost poop myself, Jen talks about forgetting to make a human, we talk about sex in the nursing home, getting free donuts as a kid, forgetting you’re babysitting your own child, playing Call of Duty while your child is left in the car, playing chicke...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old college homie, Lauryn Khan. We discuss how resilient kids can be, so feel free to toss your kids around to test it out, we talk about being held hostage by your kid’s nap time, how the second kid gets the worst of us, how us dad’s need a special insurance to protect ourselves from our own kids, we talk about the reason why glitter should be outlawed, loc...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the owner of the hot new comedy club in LA called the Kookaburra Lounge, Katie Cazorla. We discuss how hard it is to sell tickets in LA, staying in a hot car during the 80s, eating candy cigarettes, dipping Big League Chew, making references to horrific events in order to scare your kids, finding success on Only Fans thanks to the pandemic, and giving your kid...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Magic Mike on the Vegas strip, Jaclyn Marfuggi. We discuss doing comedy while dicks are swinging, I find out what cum gutters are, we revel in our love of a big boob, we talk about how crazy women get at a strip club, wrecking your parent’s house with a house party and lying to the cops about it, losing your virginity in a finished basement, making...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my very funny buddy, Jason Cheny. We discuss being jealous of people who didn’t have a dad, flying to different nations in order to take advantage of cheaper health care, messing up with your kid so bad that you think about it every day, saving up your anger to release it once a year, resisting eating your dog, screaming insults while taking a dump, and wonderi...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Matty Chymbor. We discuss being 90 with a two year old, growing apart from your spouse, being raised in an all girl environment, being provided a rape whistle because your mom doesn’t view you as a real man, cross dressing at a young age, sleeping when your kid sleeps, and finding out how difficult it is to get Sharpie out of carpet.  Learn more abou...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, son of Sultan, Kira Soltanovich. We discuss being traded for bread, we prematurely pronounce Jimmy Carter as dead, using slang to keep up with your own kids, being Jewish by face only, being concerned your kid isn’t cleaning their ass, monitoring the things your kids google, we talk Pokemon shock, being deprived sex because of your child, and le...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, Vinny Fasline. We discuss never congratulating a girl about her pregnancy until the baby pops out, dealing with the death of a parent by telling jokes about it, trying to fool your parent who is way smarter than you, coming to the realization that your parent is a good parent and you’re just a shitty kid, taking over your kid’s naughty phone calls, an...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, Laurie Douglas. We discuss being too old for Vegas, getting so drunk you don’t remember your own wedding, girls devolving the drunker they get, choosing to freeze your eggs over getting a new car, robbing your local grocery store and blaming your pet monkey, and missing your child’s end of the year class meeting and blaming your child for it to reli...

On this week’s episode, for the second time, I’m joined by the homie, Jay Washington. We discuss the hold our kids have over us, the countdown parents have when they see graduation around the corner, preparing my award speech years in advance, Jay’s daughter attempting to floss in front of her friends, knowing what the parents are by their style of discipline, and learning to fart on your mom beca...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another homie of mine, comedian Jamario McClain. We discuss being black on a cruise ship and how our ancestors haunt us, fearing your parents, getting spanked so badly that you have to go to the hospital, having the cops wake up your parents, getting blocked by your kids on Instagram, getting recorded by your kids as you discipline them, and leaving your kid on...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, JD Witherspoon. We discuss our love for video games, being honest about the selfishness of being a parent, not giving up your window seat to your kids, being the black kid that’s bad at basketball, shitting in John Witherspoon’s Porsche, taking a shit while sleep walking, learning to knock to avoid seeing your parents having sex, and being sad you ca...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely Audrey Stewart. We discuss the age at which you’re going to too many weddings, using your kids to get you out of anything, being good friends with covid and roaches, wanting to have kids in order to give of yourself, never crying as a kid, finding treasure in baby fat rolls, pinching fat babies, delivering bad news in the weirdest way, getting shampo...

On this very special episode I’m joined by my wife, Meghan Greaves. We discuss the Mandela effect, I screw up and say that Sinbad had mental issues, but I really meant medical issues, (we love you Sinbad), we talk about Betsy Kane being the ultimate super mom, being extra frugal, taking  care of boo boos, rubbing dirt on a stabbed eye, driving to the hospital between pregnancies, letting your kid...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the best sound guys in the business, Rocky Roberts. We discuss being in the Navy, doing bringer shows, not understanding the Scottish accent, equating violins with homosexuality, having a hot ass, faking the musical funk, spending too much time at Target, kids having no filters, and figuring out that your kid is a future comedian.  Learn more about your...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Danny Jolles. We discuss how dogs are the same as babies, wetting the bed, wrapping your head around wanted kids when you really didn’t want kids, growing to love Bluey, therapy turning you against your parents, avoiding your horny teacher, envying Ryan Razinski, giving your kid decaf coffee, and raising a little Bill Burr. Learn more about your...

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Justin Foster. We discuss IG hoes, being mature like J Cole, Drake being embarrassed by Kendrick, giving your mom no grand-kids, having a crack head father, being afraid of heights, throwing up at Disney, using “turkey” as a derogatory term instead of dick, and having a cursing purge in your bedroom as a kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...