The B Movie Beatdown

We're slashing prices on these pants! No…wait, the pants are trying to slash us! The boys are gearing up for Monday Madness with this unconventional flick about, you guessed it, killer pants. Pop on your favorite dungarees and buckle up because this one will have you in stitches. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @P...

Did you see that!? I could have sworn I saw that doll move… Maybe it's just my imagination, or maybe it's time for PUPPET MASTER II! Join the boys and our friend and yours Chandler for a good ol fashioned teardown of this not-so-classic classic. There's more gore than you might expect, and you'll just have to listen to find out about the most important contributions that were made to this flick. F...

  Watch your six! This week we're diving back into the fray with NAVY SEALS VS. ZOMBIES. The former NBA player-turned vice president is in Baton Rouge and what do you know, it's a zombie outbreak. Stay close and keep your head down, civvy, and you just might be able to help us answer the question: can Navy SEALs be fat? Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: t...

The beatdown is back!! And right out of the gate we're bringing you RE-ANIMATOR to kick off season 2. That's right folks, ooey gooey practical effects, full frontal nudity, and the always lovely Barbara Crampton are here to help us ring in the new year! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Petedown @SlenderJames

  The time has finally come! Join us for a very special episode of the B Movie Beatdown… THE FIRST ANNUAL BEATYS. You'll laugh, you'll cry, friends will become enemies, and enemies become friends. Come along with us and honor the best and worst of our movies this year. Remember, black tie is optional!  Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@g...

Goblins! Wait no, we already did that one… GREMLINS is this week's movie, and our last flick of 2024! Join us on this Christmas adjacent adventure and try not to get too scared, they're just puppets after all. P.S. Whatever happened to the inventor father stereotype? Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com  

Clowns! I mean, Klowns! That's right folks, we're rounding out the first year of B movies with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE. This movie was such a treat. In fact, we both watched it twice. So get some popcorn, stay away from the cotton candy machine, and we'll meet you under the big top!   Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com

Victor Crowley! Again? I guess we keep coming back because the well isn't dry yet. Join us this week as we bring you HATCHET 3,  bringing some new faces, some returning ones, and some that are completely detached from their bodies. Your rocket launcher won't save you this time, so buckle up for a third night in Honey Island Swamp. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdo...

Its that time of year again! No not the holidays, its awards season... at least here at the Beatdown it is. We are inviting you, our lovely listeners, to help us pick some of the best and worst movies from our first year of episodes in what we are calling The 12 Days of Beatdown. Here is how it works: From Dec 1-12, head on over to our instagram: @bmoviebeat Find the most recent post and vote on t...

Turkey time! What are you thankful for? Here at the Beatdown we're thankful we only had to watch THANKSKILLING once. With a large helping of bad acting, a scoop of shaky camera work, and a slice of senseless violence, this might be the budget conscious feast you're looking for. Or not. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com

Andy Sidaris strikes again! Is it possible to capture lightning in a bottle twice? Maybe, but this isn't one of those times. This week we're getting hard once more with GUNS: starring a slew of playmates, and a young Danny Trejo. Fans of Hard Ticket to Hawaii, this is one you're not gonna want to miss.   Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown...

It's moving day! We got this house for a steal, but why was it so cheap? Just a few murders, demonic possession, and nosey neighbors. Nothing the beatdown gang can't handle. This week we're tackling HELL BABY. So get your octopus placenta oil, scarf down a po'boy, and help us get to the bottom of this supernatural horror comedy. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown...

Aliens, spies, and buttholes oh, my! This week we take an intergalactic detour to the deadly planet Morganthus, where nothing is as it seems and everything tries to kill you. GALAXY OF TERROR doesn't just bring us blood and guts and boobs, but it brings together decades of sci-fi tropes and calls upon some of our favorite movies in the process. Get your affairs in order, because this week we're ta...

Pack a snack for Packanack! This week we're doing FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2. The real start of the franchise if you ask us. So join the other counselors, pack your bathing suit, and watch out for Jason! Because we'll see you, and probably him, at Camp Crystal Lake! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com  

You're on the Radio! It's week three of Spooktober and we're cruising the midnight air waves this week, with DEAD AIR. Guess what? It's not really scary, like at all. It does, however, star Bill Moseley, of Evil Bong fame. So barricade your door, and don't touch that dial, because we're going to be here all night. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmov...

Kazaam! No, that can't be right. That's a different movie. No this week is all about WISHMASTER, a much better film. If you had a genie grant you three wishes what would you choose? World peace? X-ray vision? Something else that's not as cool? You can find out what we wished for and why this movie rules and/or drools, so come rub your lamp with us this week on the B Movie Beatdown.  Find us online...

Bust out your abacus and a notepad because this week we're doing CUBE! This high-concept Canadian flick has us trapped with you this week dear listener. Will we succumb to our environment? Will madness overtake us? Who knows? Maybe we just need to think outside The box… to escape the Cube. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com

Bamboozled again! Did we just trick ourselves into watching softcore porn? We sure did! Fred Olen Ray AND Jim Wynorski return to us as directors this week. So stay tuned as we find out why those two make such a lethal combo for boobs, crappy special effects, and a whole lot of laughs. This week it's DINOSAUR ISLAND! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebm...

Yikes! That seems to be an appropriate description for this week's movie, WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY. That's right folks, it's time to ruin our collective childhoods as we dive into this sick and twisted take on A. A. Milne's beloved characters.  This one is all about doing something because you can, and not thinking about whether or not you should, so come along and see who survives in the...

Brace for impact! Who thought it was good storytelling to have an American football team fly over the Himalayas, crash land, and get attacked by a Yeti? Does it even sound good on paper? Well buckle up and stash some emergency chocolate, cuz this episode is going down and you're gonna need your wits about you to survive YETI: CURSE OF THE SNOW DEMON. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook...

Totally tubular! This week the Beatdown gang is carving up some waves with SURF II. This one was a fan request, and it also happens to be a movie neither of us knew anything about. So grab your board and meet us down at the beach, because we might be in for some serious chop! Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com  

Hey! When's the next Blockbuster Beatdown? It's right now! That's right folks we're selling out once again, this time to talk about THE KARATE KID. We grapple with some 80s tropes and duke it out between nostalgia and criticism. Learn why Pete would be a great Miyagi-Do student, and why Jordan would make a great Cobra Kai and we'll see you at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament! Find us onli...

The last day of camp is here! So get ready for an itinerary of absurdity as we dive into WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. Where do you want to start? Should we play capture the flag with Coop? Do science with Henry and the indoor kids? Or maybe we should go down the river with Victor and Neil? In the end it doesn't matter, because we'll cover it all. So pack up your gear, find your questionably-aged couns...

Ok! How are we feeling campers? Week three of Summer Camp is here and SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS is back from the asylum, fresh off a full-on sex change. This time the Angel of Death is drunk with power so if you head into the bushes with your camp crush, don't get caught! You might get sent home…or worse. Find us online: Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmov...

Good morning, campers! This week we're bringing you MEATBALLS, the Ivan Reitman classic starring Bill Murray as goofy lead counselor Tripper Harrison. Of course, with Bill and Ivan at the wheel we'll be lucky if this bus ever makes it to the big basketball game. So gather around the bonfire for week two of Summer Camp, and just pray you don't wake up floating in the middle of the lake!   Find us o...