The Awkward Tavern

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Apologies for the inconsistent uploads, life be a mess, but i'm gonna focus on getting ya'll caught back up. Thank you all for listening to our shenanigans. <3 With another day down, the staff mingle and a joke about Nadir vs Oni gains momentum. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the day continues, the others get to meet the Other Big Red guy that the kobolds like. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Back home, they attempt to start crafting a feast, but a new guest distracts them. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff have finished their hunt and decide a day of relax is in order. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The crew gather up and head towards the forest to recover this rare fruit. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised A giant bee hive is discovered and the staff have visions of barrels of honey. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff head out to search for this rare fruit and get to enjoy a new town with new ingredients and experiences. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With final details gather, the staff finalize plans, gather resources, and head out. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff enjoy what appears to be a normal day, for once, and gather some details about the banquet for Silver Claw. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised An old lizard folk shows up at the Awkward Tavern, having heard it is a perfect place for setting up a celebration. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With a new day dawning, the staff get the promised new member of their crew. What innovations will they bring and how will they bond with the staff, only time will tell. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Forgettables fight for their right inside the Tavern and the staff find its a harsh battle as Chef is separated from them. All the while, a new figure makes itself know. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Things start to come together as the staff start interacting with these sentient veggies and trying to decided how to handle them. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As things try to get back to normal in the Tavern, the staff notice a hidden hatch and start to find they have had secret guests in the building. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff work together to coordinate a trade deal to get Subwoofer back, but things may not go as smoothly as both sides hope. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the appearance of bounty hunters, tensions rise amongst the staff. Issues of safety are high and they make plans to try and tackle this growing threat. *Note: at 1:11 in the recording, our smoke detectors went off, this may be loud on the playback despite noise balancing* Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With everyone back at the Tavern, they try to have a normal day at work. But, life has other goals as a new member of the group awakens and past actions incur present consequences. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Finally reaching the top of the tower, the staff find that, to their expectations, the tower has been occupied for some time. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff push higher into the tower, as they find portals that connect the different floors, letting them skip traps and discovery a way to the top. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Having found themselves in the basement of the tower, they find dealing with the guardian to be more troublesome than expected. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Apologies for the bad sound, the mic was not plugged in for the first hour. The Staff have reached the Timeless Valley and begin exploring the tower found there, as they explore, time seems to slowly return to this tower. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With only the path forward, the Staff push onward to find the Timeless Valley. The next challenge, a maze hidden deep in a mountain, with creatures and traps to slow any party down. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the ship in no shape for travel, the Staff work to figure out how to proceed while searching for Chef. As they explore a bit of the island, they start to notice they are being watched by some local sea life. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the day is set, everyone sets out to in the ship and prepares for the quest ahead. The sky is clear, the waters blue, and the sense of adventure strong as they seek a fortune. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff work through another day as they continue to have difficulty with utensils and vegetables. Though, they get some interesting customers and decide it's time to get back at the Manager by borrowing his ship... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com