The Ass and Carat Show

The Ass and Carat Show

Comedy EN ↓ 9 episodes

Are you looking for a new podcast where you can listen to ridiculous stories, questionable opinions, and pure unadulterated nonsense? Follow the Ass and Carat as they talk about wild stories from their time as EMS partners and discuss current events plus so much more! Stay cheeky and maintain the fuckery!

Author

The Ass and Carat Show

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

riverside.com

Latest episode

Mar 30, 2026

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Episodes

French Pterodactyls to Ambulance Poetry 30.03.2026

Join us for a hilarious and wild ride through EMS stories, bizarre calls, and humorous anecdotes. From French pterodactyls to poetry in the ambulance, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments and laughs. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Job Updates 02:49 New Cafeteria and Work Environment 05:42 Transitioning to New Stations 08:42 Funny Stories and Anecdotes 11:24 The French Pterodactyl Inc...

CPR Induced Consciousness: Not Your Everyday Call 23.02.2026

summary In this episode of The Ass And Carat Show, the hosts reunite after a holiday hiatus, sharing their experiences and excitement for the new season. They discuss the challenges of the busy holiday season and the personal events that kept them away from recording. The conversation quickly shifts to their unique experiences in emergency medical services, particularly focusing on a phenomenon kn...

Realities of EMS 17.11.2025

Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the realities of working in emergency medical services (EMS) compared to what is taught in school. They share personal experiences from their shifts, emphasizing the importance of teamwork, communication with families, and the challenges of patient interactions. The discussion highlights the need for practical training and the often-overlook...

Lessons from the Field: Advice for New Providers 10.11.2025

Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences and insights from working in emergency medical services (EMS). They discuss the importance of teamwork, communication, and the challenges faced during shifts, including the need for mental health awareness and the significance of learning from mistakes. The conversation also touches on personal stories, including Halloween ce...

Superstitions and the Supernatural 03.11.2025

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss personal updates, including a colic surgery involving a horse, and delve into the superstitions that permeate the EMS community. The conversation transitions into a fun game of 'Never Have I Ever,' where they share their experiences in the EMS field, highlighting the unique challenges and quirks of their profession. In this engaging conversation, the host...

Scene Safety in EMS 27.10.2025

Summary In this engaging podcast episode, Bradyn, Kim, and John discuss various aspects of scene safety in emergency medical services (EMS), share humorous anecdotes, and play a fun game of 'Would You Rather.' They emphasize the importance of situational awareness, safety tips for approaching scenes, and the dynamics of working in EMS. The conversation is filled with laughter, personal stories, an...

The Lighter Side of EMS 20.10.2025

Summary In this episode of the Ass and Carrot show, hosts Kimmy and Bradyn welcome guest John to discuss the humorous and serious aspects of being a paramedic. They engage in rapid-fire questions, share funny patient stories, and review a movie that reflects the realities of paramedic life. The conversation highlights the importance of humor in emergency services, the camaraderie formed in high-st...

From Guilty Pleasures to Drowsy Dolls: A Wild Ride 06.10.2025

Summary In this episode of The Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kimmy share exciting updates about their new venture, The Outpost, an Airbnb project. They dive into the fun topic of guilty pleasures, discussing various responses from interviews with random people. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they recount a wild call involving a woman and her doll, Drowsy Doll, leading to memorabl...

The Ass and Carat Show: The Journey Begins 29.09.2025

Summary In this episode of the Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kim share their experiences as EMS partners, recounting humorous and unexpected stories from their time in the field. They discuss their dynamic partnership, the challenges they faced, and the laughter that ensued during their calls. The highlight of the episode is a memorable incident involving a call to an outhouse, which takes...

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