The Answers for Everything Podcast

Today the Knowitalls hear some scary campfire stories from April and Mr. Clay. From Ghost Whispers and creepy hitchhikers to haunted forests and kids with no eyes, this episode is jam packed. If you don’t want to stick around for the scary stories then stay for the tales of graveyard trippy rocks, chapped lips, garage doors and lake cabins.   Questions that get answered this week: How does Mr. Cla...

This week Mr. Clay, Josh and Charlie Ray did some research and learned a lot about fishing. On this journey they learned about Crayfish, Hellgrammites, Charlie Ray’s inbred relatives, tripod sized penises, fly fishing, ice fishing, Charles Kirby, Brokeback mountain, Noodling, Glory holes in an Ice Shanty and beating off during a work-Zoom call.   Questions that get answered this week:   Who or wha...

Josh, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray share their thoughts on summertime as a kid VS summertime as an adult. They obviously don’t stay on topic so get ready to hear them talk about the internet, workplace temperatures, Kansas City BBQ, Alaskan gloryholes, inflation relating to dining out and which jobs to get that keep you employed.   Questions that get answered this week: What is “chest feeding”? Has Mr...

This week the hosts chat about some odd medical conditions that they have to deal with on a personal level. On that conversational journey April and Mr. Clay talk about pubic hair usage, collapsed lungs, collecting women, alien hands and sleep deprived mice.   Questions that get answered this week: Can Doctors give lungs a trim? What kind of pubes are the best kind of pubes? What is Alien hand syn...

Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray have quick chat about Nicholas Cage, Harvey Weinstein, parenting types, spending before earning, VapoRub ointment and the sad truth about injecting drugs into genitals.   Questions that get answered this week: What would Charlie Ray spend his money on if he was rich and in his 20’s? Who would Charlie Ray throw bologna slices at? What’s the large vein on the penis called? "...

The theme this week is a season 1, "Best of" clips show that barely scratches the surface of Teapot and Mr. Clay’s Disneyland trips. We chat about the box “O” pop, being bullied as well as being a bully, hotel water pressure, Disney backstage passes, Nicholas Cage ruining vacations, Club 33, Teapot’s angry mother and also a little story about how a homeless man disguised himself as Mr. Clay’s dad....

Mr. Clay and April go over a bunch of topics this week in a “Shoot the shit” episode that has no central topic. They discuss average penis sizes, breast sizes, toilet brush storage, aliens on Earth, briefcases full of money, getting married at first sight, plungers and toilet paper rolls, Covid19 vaccines and trusting people from the internet   Questions that get answered this week: What are Shmee...

Episode 116: I can see you, can you see me? April and Mr. Clay chat about weird news stories, small mining town, dolls that come alive, weird contests. Amsterdam busses, teddy bear stuffing, subliminal advertising, reality tv and ants building castles   Questions that get answered this week: I can see you, can you see me? What happens when a sheep farts? Why did April buy a 5 foot teddy bear? What...

Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about YouTubing for a living, the invention of rubber bands, crotch cameras, everyday items that slip our minds, Pablo Escobar, Channing Tatum, Morman polygamy and Monsters Inc.   Questions that get answered this week: What did Charlie Ray use to be able to Double Dutch Rudder himself? What does Charlie Ray hope to find when he buys a house? What do Star Trek and Albe...

The week is a “shoot the shit” extravaganza with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray. There is no exact topic but instead the 2 hosts will breeze through a bunch of quick topics. From anal mapping classes and Bruce Springsteen concerts to Minneapolis trips and so much more. Enjoy a few “Would you rather” questions and a game of “Marry one, fuck one, kill one” Questions that get answered this week: What would...

April and Mr. Clay go all historical and chat about the tipping culture of North America and Europe. It’s a free history lesson on why tipping exists and why it is here to stay. The points of interest in this episode range from Railway cars and missed lunches to Swiss Francs and assassin “go bags”   Questions that get answered this week: What does the word TIP most likely stand for? Who created tr...

This week is all about camping. Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray trade stories of camping that make them miss their younger days. The extensive ground covered this week ranges from Bruce Springsteen and combat axe throwing to tree planting and sneaking out of cabins. There is some science talk about dick-shaped planets, boulder rolling, concert toilets, loose meat sandwiches and Mexican food (just in case...

Good day Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray got to pick between the topics of camping or customer service. After choosing customer service, the hosts get into personal stories of their experiences which somehow leads the discussion to gamer headsets, gloryholes, old computers, penis shaped planets, paper straws and Ticketmaster. Questions that get answered this week: What things will Charlie Ray li...

Knowitalls! Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray get chatting about the odd dating profiles that they have come across and felt the need to share these beauties with all of you. The profiles range from the absurd to the politically heavy and go into things like vaccination preferences, height, vehicle ownership and religious beliefs. Questions that get answered this week: What is a hobo-sexual? Is Mr. Clay a...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about their personal experiences with their past Airbnb bookings. From shared bathrooms and kitchens to farm fresh eggs and cleaning fees. There is even a little tale about Mr. Clay going on a quest to find the holy grail of Scottish shortbread. Questions that get answered this week: What was Charlie Ray’s romantic gesture to Mr. Cla...

Hey everyone, This week April and Mr. Clay go through an internet provided top 10 list of TV sitcoms over the last 30 years. They countdown from the 10th all the way to the top spot of #1 and give little tidbits of info on the shows as they are revealed   Questions that get answered this week: Which character from Cheers had a spinoff that only lasted 13 episodes? What is Simpsons known for other...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay each bring up a news story. Somehow this leads to discussions about little boys turning into transformers, Russians with extremely long legs, Jeeps submerged in rivers, car cigarette lighters, navigating the Bering Strait, stink bombs, Thanksgiving traditions in the Charlie Ray household and how artificial intelligence will soon take over...

Welcome back Knowitalls. This week Mr. Clay and April talk about the 90’s. They start the conversation with Jurassic park lip balm and pagers and keep going to landlines and cartoons. They even compare prices from now to their 90’s counterparts (eggs, gas, milk, movie tickets and cigarettes) They sway a little bit into recent movies, expired milk problems, egg storage in Europe, elementary school...

Episode 105: I guess they could put anything inside of her April and Mr. Clay are hosting this week and they dive into personal and not so personal airport security, experiences. This week we all learn about expired passports, extra screening, wedding gifts, when and where to NOT use video recording equipment, deceased people on flights and how easy it was to cross border travel in the 90’s. Quest...

Mr. Clay and April open up about their work environments and how they both react to being the new hire. They talk about doing laundry at work, how to train their kids to have a proper morning routine and just how many bases there are when figuring out how far they have gotten with a member of the opposite sex.   Questions that get answered this week: Does April try to be invisible when she starts...

  Charlie Ray stops by for some discussion on Plant based nuggets and the re-naming of a creepy insect. Along with that, the show teaches you some facts on Italian food options and many other useless things. Questions that get answered this week: How many Mcdonalds are there in Germany? Why change the name of an already, named bug? Where does Charlie Ray go for really good seafood? What is the hum...

  April and Mr. Clay talk about 10 very odd phobias. From the fear of chins to the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. The conversation slowly steers away from phobias and turns to dog and cat calendars, friends with no imagination, dancing at work, food allergies, jars of Goober and singing along to Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Questions that get answered this week: Is...

April and Mr. Clay go over a top 10 list that focuses on little known facts about hotels. The hosts talk about personal hotel experiences (good and bad) while throwing in some stories about new math, hot chicks on airplanes, late night Subway orders, flight upgrades and the mysterious babushka lady in the window seat. Questions that get answered this week: What did Weber take to satisfy his thirst...

This week is one to be celebrated as the AFE podcast releases their 100th episode. Get comfortable because it's time to pop in those air pods and grab a snack while you listen to the 5 hosts tell stories that will hopefully leave a lasting impression. Five hosts? Yep, you read that right. On this week's show we have Dora, Charlie Ray, April, Mr. Clay and Josh here to take you on one journey after...

This is another week of Mr. Clay and April discussing things that they find on the internet. This episode is all about judging whether or not someone is an asshole based off of their actions and decision making abilities. The conversations revolve around weddings, family dinners, cheaters, political fanatics, crappy in-laws and best friends of the opposite sex. Questions that get answered this wee...